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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
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Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
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THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me

well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient


well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah for you.

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