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Checkmate, DoW #1

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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.

but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.

No doubt, he almost seems militant, like the protesters, still on the field,
although they lost months ago, and will not leave the field. . .I call it
sedition.

Do you think he owns a pussy hat?

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

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