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NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WIGGLE AND DANCE....
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the following
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand, if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms
it is to those who are mentally inefficient
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