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Checkmate, DoW #1

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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?

i`ll answer you after you answer me

The butthurt is growing with this one...

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May 2010-February 12, 2017

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