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NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WIGGLE AND DANCE....
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us in
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the
following was of great importance and
subsequently decided to
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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posts by Checkmate! In article
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says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel.
What you have to do is when your urine
stream stops and just
turns into a drop or two then just reach
down under your
scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your
asshole. This action causes those
troublesome last few drops
to be expelled. Just be careful, if
you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole
with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim is a grave offense
to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands
with a filthy muslim,
you can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on
everybody whose hand you
shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms
it is to those who are mentally inefficient
well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah
for you.
you'll prey to all a who
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