On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:04:00 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:17 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:18:58 -0000, Eagle wrote:


Yep, big birds are lots of fun! The smaller birds are as well, like the
Cockatiel and Budgie. They are very easy to breed as well.


I've never got anything smaller than an African Grey to be cuddly.


I had a 'keet that was very cuddly, so much so she was named "Sugar".
She used to preen my hair and kiss my cheeks all the time. I also
raised some baby love birds. I was mama to them and they'd fly around me
like humming birds and chirping asking for food like babies do.

I guess people are more likely to have hand reared the large birds as they cost more and cuddly tame increases the price dramatically (about double).

--
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
registered blood donors.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 05:05:10 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a budgie it
feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the Amazon
he'd shout "NO!"

Interracial bird love is so cute.

Homointerracial, they were both male! Probably just friends, unless he was bisexual. He now has a female macaw of his own species.

--
What should you do if a girl sits on your hand?
Try to get her off.

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

--
The wife said to me last night "If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse."
Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:53:36 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke
engine, and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly
little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.


So you do know? Then you lied,eh?

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 04:48:04 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

How many strokes do you get after letting go
of your walker before you fall?....LOO

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 13:57:06 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:53:36 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke
engine, and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly
little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.


So you do know? Then you lied,eh?

The Peel P50 is not in common use.

--
Oh my goodness what a caper, someone's ****ed on the magic paper.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 13:57:43 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 04:48:04 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

How many strokes do you get after letting go
of your walker before you fall?....LOO

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ng-fee-7033931

--
Oh my goodness what a caper, someone's ****ed on the magic paper.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:02:56 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 13:57:06 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:53:36 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris
Doe
wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just
you rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke
engine, and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly
little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.


So you do know? Then you lied,eh?

The Peel P50 is not in common use.


You said: I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine.

Then you said: Just silly little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

You lied!

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.
That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:05:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
Please trim excess trailing text

It takes two not to trim

Trimed and made breeve.
More better?

Not for forgetful folk.

lol

What were we talking about?

The war of the worlds and who won.

Never watched it.

Just kidding. :')

There were two films made called "War Of The Worlds". One in 1953 and
the latest in 2005 with Tom Cruise. The first one was good, but the
second was a loser.

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:08:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw brought next idea :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 12:53:01 -0000, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 1/6/2016 7:40 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:23:14 -0000, Stormin Mormon

gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different
religions now living in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by
another god.
-- David James

That's the problem with no-knock middle of the night
Kevlar clad smites.

Are people who prefer traditional heart attacks and
died in his sleep considered anti-smite-ic?

Dunno, I'm old enough (more than 6) to know god is make believe, like
Santa
Claus and the tooth fairy.

I am good with the great Grandfather and live with His laws.

Thems whose got big brains can think for themselves and don't need laws.

Thems are a lost people. No mamma, no papa, no brain.

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a budgie it
feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the Amazon
he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

Mr Macaw explained :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:22:16 -0000, Eagle wrote:

It happens that Mr Macaw formulated :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:47:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles
wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best
friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick
the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to
roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway
and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I
opened
My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He
would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and
wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he
would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their
feathers with.

What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too?

Yeah but no beakstick. Cockatoo powder gets everything in the house
that dusty look.

African Greys put dust all over my furniture too. They're currently in a
converted garage.

Garage? They have their own room eh? :')
I won't share My garage with My 1968 Chevy C10 short box pickup! That's
My toy!

I keep my cars outside. Garages are for storing things.

And parking your toys....

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:05:34 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:02:56 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 13:57:06 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:53:36 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris
Doe
wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just
you rarely get all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke
engine, and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly
little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.


So you do know? Then you lied,eh?

The Peel P50 is not in common use.


You said: I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine.

Then you said: Just silly little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

You lied!

No, because they aren't used.

--
New here? Pull up a chair and we'll plug you in.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

--
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:20:07 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:05:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
Please trim excess trailing text

It takes two not to trim

Trimed and made breeve.
More better?

Not for forgetful folk.

lol

What were we talking about?

The war of the worlds and who won.

Never watched it.

Just kidding. :')

There were two films made called "War Of The Worlds". One in 1953 and
the latest in 2005 with Tom Cruise. The first one was good, but the
second was a loser.

Tom Cruise is a loser.

--
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:21:54 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:08:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw brought next idea :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 12:53:01 -0000, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 1/6/2016 7:40 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:23:14 -0000, Stormin Mormon

gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different
religions now living in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by
another god.
-- David James

That's the problem with no-knock middle of the night
Kevlar clad smites.

Are people who prefer traditional heart attacks and
died in his sleep considered anti-smite-ic?

Dunno, I'm old enough (more than 6) to know god is make believe, like
Santa
Claus and the tooth fairy.

I am good with the great Grandfather and live with His laws.

Thems whose got big brains can think for themselves and don't need laws.

Thems are a lost people. No mamma, no papa, no brain.

What have mammas and papas to do with religion?

--
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:23:01 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a budgie it
feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the Amazon
he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

Don't. Not different sizes. They sometimes lose their temper and the little ones can get broken.

--
Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:23:54 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw explained :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:22:16 -0000, Eagle wrote:

It happens that Mr Macaw formulated :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:47:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles
wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best
friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick
the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to
roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway
and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I
opened
My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He
would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and
wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he
would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their
feathers with.

What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too?

Yeah but no beakstick. Cockatoo powder gets everything in the house
that dusty look.

African Greys put dust all over my furniture too. They're currently in a
converted garage.

Garage? They have their own room eh? :')
I won't share My garage with My 1968 Chevy C10 short box pickup! That's
My toy!

I keep my cars outside. Garages are for storing things.

And parking your toys....

Not enough room for a car in a garage. What a waste of a large room just for a car which is waterproof anyway.

--
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC
Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

It claims the p50 is the worlds smallest car...it isn't.
This is the worlds smallest car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXhqIf87EQ

I don't think I'd drive this in traffic though... :-?

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:51:15 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC
Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

It claims the p50 is the worlds smallest car...it isn't.
This is the worlds smallest car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXhqIf87EQ

The P50 is the smallest petrol one I guess.

I don't think I'd drive this in traffic though... :-?

I've seen plenty silly old women driving electric mobility scooters at 5mph along a road!

--
What's a Scotsman's cure for seasickness?
He hangs his head over the side of the boat with a pound coin between his teeth!

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:51:15 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris
Doe
wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just
you rarely get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke
engine, and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly
little things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC
Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

It claims the p50 is the worlds smallest car...it isn't.
This is the worlds smallest car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXhqIf87EQ

I don't think I'd drive this in traffic though... :-?

How do you drive with your walker?

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a budgie
it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live in that
cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the
Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a budgie
it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live in that
cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the
Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/

--
China has outlawed sexual harassment.
This will make work conditions much more bearable during those 16 hour days at the sweat shop.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a
budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live
in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the
Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.
Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:51:15 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC
Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

It claims the p50 is the worlds smallest car...it isn't.
This is the worlds smallest car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXhqIf87EQ

The P50 is the smallest petrol one I guess.

I don't think I'd drive this in traffic though... :-?

I've seen plenty silly old women driving electric mobility scooters at 5mph
along a road!

Old Men too. A feller in the Sun City area rides his electric
wheelchair to the store twice a week for groceries, and it's at least 3
miles one way. He lived near My Mom's house.

Mr Macaw explained on 1/10/2016 :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:20:07 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:05:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:51 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
Please trim excess trailing text

It takes two not to trim

Trimed and made breeve.
More better?

Not for forgetful folk.

lol

What were we talking about?

The war of the worlds and who won.

Never watched it.

Just kidding. :')

There were two films made called "War Of The Worlds". One in 1953 and
the latest in 2005 with Tom Cruise. The first one was good, but the
second was a loser.

Tom Cruise is a loser.

I'm not fond of his acting either.

Mr Macaw wrote on 1/10/2016 :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:21:54 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:08:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw brought next idea :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 12:53:01 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 7:40 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:23:14 -0000, Stormin Mormon

gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different
religions now living in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by
another god.
-- David James

That's the problem with no-knock middle of the night
Kevlar clad smites.

Are people who prefer traditional heart attacks and
died in his sleep considered anti-smite-ic?

Dunno, I'm old enough (more than 6) to know god is make believe, like
Santa
Claus and the tooth fairy.

I am good with the great Grandfather and live with His laws.

Thems whose got big brains can think for themselves and don't need laws.

Thems are a lost people. No mamma, no papa, no brain.

What have mammas and papas to do with religion?

Can't Mammas and Papas worship?

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:17:00 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/6/2016 11:51 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If
I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best
friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would
pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to
roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the
hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I
opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He
would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and
wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he
would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and
scream
down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

Did he ever bite you?

Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My
arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on
R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still.

I've always said I'd only have a big that size IF I could hand feed it
from the nest box myself and raise it so it would imprint on me and the
family and I'd know it's personality and could train it from a baby.

That's the best way to have a bird as a pet. It's more expensive getting
a baby bird raised domestically, but worth the expense. I'm not sure the
quarantine stations can import psittacines [parrots] anymore, so if you
want a large bird like a Macaw or a Cacatoo, or an African Grey, you
will have to get one from a bird dealer or a pet shop. Rhonda won't let
Me have another big bird after dealing with the mess and damage we had
to contend with. lol

I've always wanted a larger baby bird I could hand raise, but they're
usually way out of price range for me.

I used to know several breeders here back in the early 70's. I think
I'll look in one of My old phone books and see if the #'s are still
good. I'd really like another hand raised BIG Mullucan Cockatoo now
that I can afford one. Greater Sulpher Crested Cockatoos were extreemly
popular in the 70's, and King Tut was the San Diego zoo's Mullucan
Cockatoo greeter. He's gone now, and I think he was over 100 when He
died.

Here you can find breeders on Gumtree or in the Parrot Society Club. Bound
to be a bulletin board online somewhere for breeders in your area.

Here is the club My Wife and Her friend started for parrots;

http://hookbillhobbyists.org/

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:42 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a
budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live
in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up the
Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google

Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Never heard of him.

--
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine aeroplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:56 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:51:15 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:14:41 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 12:48:04 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 1/9/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:45:52 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Saturday :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:04:40 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland


||
|| [christmas presents]

What?

Where?

I can't tell you that until you answer the what.

Huh? Answer what you say?

Wot wattage?

wot wot wot wot wot wot rrrrrrrrrUM! wot wot wot...

Outboard motor?

This is a British car in cold damp weather:
Kawawawawawawawa.
Kawawawawawawafuffawawawafuffawawawafuffuffuffuffu wuwufuffaVROOM!POP!

2 cycle engine?

Is that American for "2 cylinder"? If so then no. It's just you
rarely
get
all 4 working at once!

No, two stroke engine. Our cars and trucks have a four stroke engine,
and chainsaws have a two stroke engine.

I'm not aware of British cars with a 2 stroke engine. Just silly little
things like the Peel P50 perhaps.

I never said anything about British cars, just engines.

I made a British car sound and you asked about it.

That p50 is a rollerskate with a windshield! :-?

Something like that, here's a newsreader driving one around the BBC
Television cent
https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=4m41s

It claims the p50 is the worlds smallest car...it isn't.
This is the worlds smallest car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXhqIf87EQ

The P50 is the smallest petrol one I guess.

I don't think I'd drive this in traffic though... :-?

I've seen plenty silly old women driving electric mobility scooters at 5mph
along a road!

Old Men too. A feller in the Sun City area rides his electric
wheelchair to the store twice a week for groceries, and it's at least 3
miles one way. He lived near My Mom's house.

Fair enough, but why can't they go on the pavements (sidewalks) where they won't get run over?

--
When Mike got arrested, the police told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."
Mike smiled and simply replied, "Jessica Simpson's boobs."

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:08:10 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw explained on 1/10/2016 :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:20:07 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:05:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:51 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
Please trim excess trailing text

It takes two not to trim

Trimed and made breeve.
More better?

Not for forgetful folk.

lol

What were we talking about?

The war of the worlds and who won.

Never watched it.

Just kidding. :')

There were two films made called "War Of The Worlds". One in 1953 and
the latest in 2005 with Tom Cruise. The first one was good, but the
second was a loser.

Tom Cruise is a loser.

I'm not fond of his acting either.

He's egotistical and a religious nut.

--
This space was empty.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:27:21 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:42 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself a
budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to go live
in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick up
the Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google

Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Never heard of him.


Tsk! Tsk!
Will take that as you sent him one.
Are you gay or just hate Injuns?

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:09:06 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote on 1/10/2016 :
On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:21:54 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw pretended :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:08:20 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw brought next idea :
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 12:53:01 -0000, Stormin Mormon

wrote:

On 1/6/2016 7:40 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:23:14 -0000, Stormin Mormon

gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different
religions now living in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by
another god.
-- David James

That's the problem with no-knock middle of the night
Kevlar clad smites.

Are people who prefer traditional heart attacks and
died in his sleep considered anti-smite-ic?

Dunno, I'm old enough (more than 6) to know god is make believe, like
Santa
Claus and the tooth fairy.

I am good with the great Grandfather and live with His laws.

Thems whose got big brains can think for themselves and don't need laws.

Thems are a lost people. No mamma, no papa, no brain.

What have mammas and papas to do with religion?

Can't Mammas and Papas worship?

No, they're a make of baby's pushchair.

--
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
Fill his waterbed with gasoline.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 08:13:45 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Here is the club My Wife and Her friend started for parrots;

http://hookbillhobbyists.org/

Let us all gather and try to attend next meeting.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:31:17 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:28:36 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:27:21 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:42 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself
a budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to
go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick
up the Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google

Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Never heard of him.


Tsk! Tsk!
Will take that as you sent him one.
Are you gay or just hate Injuns?

I don't see what either of those has to do with someone I don't know
the sex/race of.


Oh dear, just before you said you never heard of HIM!
Now you say you don't know the sex/race ,
My My, you should fess up you will feel better.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 11:29:50 -0500, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 08:13:45 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Here is the club My Wife and Her friend started for parrots;

http://hookbillhobbyists.org/

Let us all gather and try to attend next meeting.


I used to have a cockatoo.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:33:39 -0000, burfordTjustice wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:31:17 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:28:36 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:27:21 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:42 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought myself
a budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel and had to
go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to pick
up the Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google

Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Never heard of him.


Tsk! Tsk!
Will take that as you sent him one.
Are you gay or just hate Injuns?

I don't see what either of those has to do with someone I don't know
the sex/race of.


Oh dear, just before you said you never heard of HIM!
Now you say you don't know the sex/race ,
My My, you should fess up you will feel better.

I wrote sex instead of sexual orientation. Clearly someone called "Dave" is male.

--
In the first few days of the Olympics the Rumanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:47:48 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:33:39 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:31:17 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:28:36 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:27:21 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:06:42 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:03:14 -0000
"Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:00:24 -0000, burfordTjustice
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Jan 2016 06:23:01 -0800
"Eagle" wrote:

Muggles expressed precisely :
On 1/9/2016 7:18 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 20:27:24 -0000, Muggles
wrote:


My daughter has the cockatiels, and when I bought
myself a budgie it feel in love with her cockatiel
and had to go live in that cage!

I had a Macaw in love with an Amazon. If I tried to
pick up the Amazon he'd shout "NO!"


Interracial bird love is so cute.

SHOCK! Mixing the bird species? lol

You daughter did it!
Were you jealous of the black cock?

http://www.someecards.com/life/hallo...te-themselves/


Interesting that you would even know such a thing exists
let along know where to get on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google

Did you send dave eagle one?
His address has been posted on usenet.

Never heard of him.


Tsk! Tsk!
Will take that as you sent him one.
Are you gay or just hate Injuns?

I don't see what either of those has to do with someone I don't
know the sex/race of.


Oh dear, just before you said you never heard of HIM!
Now you say you don't know the sex/race ,
My My, you should fess up you will feel better.

I wrote sex instead of sexual orientation. Clearly someone called
"Dave" is male.


LOL Don't trip while you back up.