Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe
wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to
go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say
"No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick
the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to
roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the
hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and
when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say
"HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the
kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in
front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He
wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me.
Dayam cannibal! lol

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

--
Maggie

Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and
scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream
down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

Did he ever bite you?

--
Maggie

Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream
down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

Did he ever bite you?

Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My
arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on
R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still.

On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would
pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to
roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the
hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I
opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream
down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

Did he ever bite you?

Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My
arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on
R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still.

I've always said I'd only have a big that size IF I could hand feed it
from the nest box myself and raise it so it would imprint on me and the
family and I'd know it's personality and could train it from a baby.

--
Maggie

On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:43:29 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream
down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o
He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind
his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak!

Did he ever bite you?

Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My
arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on
R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still.

My female Scarlet Macaw hated everyone except me, including his previous owner! I was warned to be careful when I went to buy her as she bites. I picked her up and cuddled her and the previous owner was shocked.

--
Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 04:41:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:

Please keep your pets at home.


--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug

Kerr Mudd-John presented the following explanation :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 04:41:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:

Please keep your pets at home.

Why?

Muggles wrote:
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan
cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought
and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best
friends with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick
the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him
to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down
the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare
and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say
"HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the
kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in
front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor.
He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with
Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!


Mr Macaw is Peter Hucker (PHucker) a well known troll of many nyms who has
ruined many groups.
He is long term unemployed, no life, no cash, no woman, runs a 16 year old
banger and has confirmed mental health issues.
It is rumored that he is gay, it has also been suggested that he has an
interest in little boys.
It is known that he masturbates over every reply he receives.

After serious thinking The Brain wrote :
Muggles wrote:
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight
from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred
miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan
cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought
and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best
friends with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick
the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him
to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down
the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare
and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say
"HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the
kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in
front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor.
He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with
Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!


Mr Macaw is Peter Hucker (PHucker) a well known troll of many nyms who has
ruined many groups.
He is long term unemployed, no life, no cash, no woman, runs a 16 year old
banger and has confirmed mental health issues.
It is rumored that he is gay, it has also been suggested that he has an
interest in little boys.
It is known that he masturbates over every reply he receives.

So? That describes half of the posters here. Hell...I'm a lesbian!

On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

--
A Irish family is sitting in the living room.
The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can ****."

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their
feathers with.

On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their
feathers with.

What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too?

--
Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please".
Operator: "Where are you calling from?"
Caller: "The living room".

Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:

On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw expressed precisely :
On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe

wrote:

On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote:
News groups trimmed to troll homeland

All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have
anything
sensible
in it.

What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"?

I keep parrots.

Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from
the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue
and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named
'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold.

I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I
dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends
with, he'd "say "No...."

Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the
latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost
at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and
get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My
eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would
run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait
for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would
just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The
rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol

I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet!

Actually too much oil makes feathers black.

That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their
feathers with.

What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too?

Yeah but no beakstick. Cockatoo powder gets everything in the house
that dusty look.