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I'VE HAD MY WAY WITH THIS FROUP
Mr Macaw has brought this to us :
On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol |
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On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! -- Maggie |
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Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! |
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Muggles wrote:
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Mr Macaw is Peter Hucker (PHucker) a well known troll of many nyms who has ruined many groups. He is long term unemployed, no life, no cash, no woman, runs a 16 year old banger and has confirmed mental health issues. It is rumored that he is gay, it has also been suggested that he has an interest in little boys. It is known that he masturbates over every reply he receives. |
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After serious thinking The Brain wrote :
Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Mr Macaw is Peter Hucker (PHucker) a well known troll of many nyms who has ruined many groups. He is long term unemployed, no life, no cash, no woman, runs a 16 year old banger and has confirmed mental health issues. It is rumored that he is gay, it has also been suggested that he has an interest in little boys. It is known that he masturbates over every reply he receives. So? That describes half of the posters here. Hell...I'm a lesbian! |
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On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? -- Maggie |
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Muggles brought next idea :
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 04:41:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:
On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Please keep your pets at home. -- Bah, and indeed, Humbug |
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Kerr Mudd-John presented the following explanation :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 04:41:16 -0000, Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Please keep your pets at home. Why? |
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On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. I've always said I'd only have a big that size IF I could hand feed it from the nest box myself and raise it so it would imprint on me and the family and I'd know it's personality and could train it from a baby. -- Maggie |
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Muggles presented the following explanation :
On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. I've always said I'd only have a big that size IF I could hand feed it from the nest box myself and raise it so it would imprint on me and the family and I'd know it's personality and could train it from a baby. That's the best way to have a bird as a pet. It's more expensive getting a baby bird raised domestically, but worth the expense. I'm not sure the quarantine stations can import psittacines [parrots] anymore, so if you want a large bird like a Macaw or a Cacatoo, or an African Grey, you will have to get one from a bird dealer or a pet shop. Rhonda won't let Me have another big bird after dealing with the mess and damage we had to contend with. lol |
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On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote:
On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Actually too much oil makes feathers black. -- A Irish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can ****." |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:43:29 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. My female Scarlet Macaw hated everyone except me, including his previous owner! I was warned to be careful when I went to buy her as she bites. I picked her up and cuddled her and the previous owner was shocked. -- Six stages of married life: 1: Tri-weekly 2: Try weekly 3: Try weakly 4. Try oysters 5: Try anything 6: Try to remember |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. I've always said I'd only have a big that size IF I could hand feed it from the nest box myself and raise it so it would imprint on me and the family and I'd know it's personality and could train it from a baby. That's the best way to have a bird as a pet. It's more expensive getting a baby bird raised domestically, but worth the expense. I'm not sure the quarantine stations can import psittacines [parrots] anymore, so if you want a large bird like a Macaw or a Cacatoo, or an African Grey, you will have to get one from a bird dealer or a pet shop. Rhonda won't let Me have another big bird after dealing with the mess and damage we had to contend with. lol Look for an ad which says "cuddly tame". In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. -- "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." |
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On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? -- I go fishing; I catch nothing. I go to orgies; I catch everything. |
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Mr Macaw brought next idea :
In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. |
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Mr Macaw pretended :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Where? |
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Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:43:29 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. My female Scarlet Macaw hated everyone except me, including his previous owner! I was warned to be careful when I went to buy her as she bites. I picked her up and cuddled her and the previous owner was shocked. That big red feller would roll over on his back and let my Wife tickle him. As soon as I came close to them, he would buck up and his feathers would puff up making threats to attack Me. That red sumbich had his own bedroom! |
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Mr Macaw was thinking very hard :
On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Actually too much oil makes feathers black. That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their feathers with. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:21:56 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw brought next idea : In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. I sold a baby Amazon for £300 to a petshop. He sold it for £600 1 week later (although that did include a £50 cage). When I went in for seed a week afterwards, I noticed the bird wasn't there, so I said "Sold it already?" He said "Yes" very quietly. Me: "How much?" Him: [mumble] Me: "Hmmmm? Him: "six..." (very quietly) -- Peter is now listening to "Guo Yi & Guo Yue - Mongolian Horse" |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw pretended : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Where? I can't tell you that until you answer the what. -- Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:26:36 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw presented the following explanation : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:43:29 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. My female Scarlet Macaw hated everyone except me, including his previous owner! I was warned to be careful when I went to buy her as she bites. I picked her up and cuddled her and the previous owner was shocked. That big red feller would roll over on his back and let my Wife tickle him. As soon as I came close to them, he would buck up and his feathers would puff up making threats to attack Me. That red sumbich had his own bedroom! Did he ever stretch his wings out and rock from side to side? -- Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw was thinking very hard : On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Actually too much oil makes feathers black. That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their feathers with. What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too? -- Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please". Operator: "Where are you calling from?" Caller: "The living room". |
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On 1/6/2016 3:06 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Please trim excess trailing text, so as to keep the messages brief and on point. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:54:17 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/6/2016 3:06 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Please trim excess trailing text, so as to keep the messages brief and on point. It takes two not to trim, so it can never be too much for anyone in the conversation. -- If you're bothered by a god-botherer, does that make you god? |
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Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw pretended : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Where? I can't tell you that until you answer the what. Huh? Answer what you say? |
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Mr Macaw wrote :
Please trim excess trailing text It takes two not to trim Trimed and made breeve. More better? |
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Mr Macaw submitted this idea :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:21:56 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw brought next idea : In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. I sold a baby Amazon for £300 to a petshop. He sold it for £600 1 week later (although that did include a £50 cage). When I went in for seed a week afterwards, I noticed the bird wasn't there, so I said "Sold it already?" He said "Yes" very quietly. Me: "How much?" Him: [mumble] Me: "Hmmmm? Him: "six..." (very quietly) No grin? ^^ |
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After serious thinking Mr Macaw wrote :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:26:36 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw presented the following explanation : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:43:29 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! He would get out via the dog door and fly from house to house and scream down the vent pipes to hear his echo. 8-o He ate My fence in the backyard, and ate a hole in the driwall behind his cage. He was alot of fun except for his destructive beak! Did he ever bite you? Never, but that Scarlet Macaw did, and I still have a 2 inch scar on My arm. He was HUGE Maggie, and his tail hit the floor when he pearched on R's arm. I sold him to a lady [he loved Women only] who has him still. My female Scarlet Macaw hated everyone except me, including his previous owner! I was warned to be careful when I went to buy her as she bites. I picked her up and cuddled her and the previous owner was shocked. That big red feller would roll over on his back and let my Wife tickle him. As soon as I came close to them, he would buck up and his feathers would puff up making threats to attack Me. That red sumbich had his own bedroom! Did he ever stretch his wings out and rock from side to side? Oh yeah! Head puffed up, grinding his beak, feathers all puffed up with wings half extended and eyes flashing dark to light. :-? That sumbich would jump at Me from his 4 foot perch! I damn near rung his neck after that! :-? |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:35:56 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw explained on 1/6/2016 : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:22:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw pretended : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 19:53:29 -0000, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/6/2016 2:08 PM, Mr Macaw wrote: On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:51:58 -0000, Eagle wrote: Muggles presented the following explanation : On 1/6/2016 6:43 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles brought next idea : On 1/5/2016 11:45 AM, Eagle wrote: Muggles laid this down on his screen : On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland || || [christmas presents] What? Where? I can't tell you that until you answer the what. Huh? Answer what you say? Wot wattage? -- I went to a drive-in movie in a taxi - it cost me 95 quid. |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote : Please trim excess trailing text It takes two not to trim Trimed and made breeve. More better? Not for forgetful folk. -- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:40:36 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw submitted this idea : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:21:56 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw brought next idea : In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. I sold a baby Amazon for £300 to a petshop. He sold it for £600 1 week later (although that did include a £50 cage). When I went in for seed a week afterwards, I noticed the bird wasn't there, so I said "Sold it already?" He said "Yes" very quietly. Me: "How much?" Him: [mumble] Me: "Hmmmm? Him: "six..." (very quietly) No grin? ^^ He was a little embarrassed. I can't remember why I sold it to him actually - they go for £400 to £500 in local ads. -- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). |
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Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw was thinking very hard : On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Actually too much oil makes feathers black. That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their feathers with. What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too? Yeah but no beakstick. Cockatoo powder gets everything in the house that dusty look. |
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Mr Macaw wrote on 1/6/2016 :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:40:36 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw submitted this idea : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:21:56 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw brought next idea : In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. I sold a baby Amazon for £300 to a petshop. He sold it for £600 1 week later (although that did include a £50 cage). When I went in for seed a week afterwards, I noticed the bird wasn't there, so I said "Sold it already?" He said "Yes" very quietly. Me: "How much?" Him: [mumble] Me: "Hmmmm? Him: "six..." (very quietly) No grin? ^^ He was a little embarrassed. I can't remember why I sold it to him actually - they go for £400 to £500 in local ads. £500=$731.42. Baby Grays go for $1500.00 [£1025.35] in the pet stores here. |
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Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday :
On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : Please trim excess trailing text It takes two not to trim Trimed and made breeve. More better? Not for forgetful folk. lol |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:47:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:28:16 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw was thinking very hard : On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 16:52:16 -0000, Muggles wrote: On 1/5/2016 8:58 AM, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw has brought this to us : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 23:36:50 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:56:43 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw expressed precisely : On Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:50:18 -0000, Chris Doe wrote: On 01/01/2016 19:32, Mr Macaw wrote: News groups trimmed to troll homeland All you removed was uk.rec.sheds, which can't possibly have anything sensible in it. What is the significanse of your nym, "Mr. Macaw"? I keep parrots. Cool. I had a Military Macaw I named 'Crowbar' [He was a straight from the jungle bronk] a BIG male Scarlet macaw, and a hybred miltiary/blue and gold macaw I named 'Elvis'. I had a Moluccan cockatoo I named 'Keenya', and several other hookbills I bought and sold. I had a Scarlet Macaw that would bite my ear then say "Ouch!" If I dared to go anywhere near the Blue Fronted Amazon he was best friends with, he'd "say "No...." Elvis had his 6 foot wroght iron cage in the kitchen, but would pick the latch and get out so I built a perch on top of the cage for Him to roost at night. In the morning He would get down and trot down the hallway and get on the bed to wake Me up. He would pull My hare and when I opened My eyes, He would bob his head up and down and say "HELLO!" lol He would run down the hallway and get up on one of the kitchen chairs and wait for breakfast. I put a big bowl of seed in front of him, but he would just throw the seed all over the floor. He wanted MY breakfast! The rascal would eat pancakes and eggs with Me. Dayam cannibal! lol I bet he had beautiful feathers with all that oil in his diet! Actually too much oil makes feathers black. That's better than the fine powder Cockatoos have to preen their feathers with. What? Cockatoos use powder? Do you buy them a makeup set too? Yeah but no beakstick. Cockatoo powder gets everything in the house that dusty look. African Greys put dust all over my furniture too. They're currently in a converted garage. -- Question: Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes, 11% said no, 72% said "I am not understanding the question please." |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:21 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote on 1/6/2016 : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:40:36 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw submitted this idea : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 20:21:56 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw brought next idea : In the UK they're on Gumtree sold privately. Pet shops have a big markup. Same here in the Colonies. Pet shops mark up at least 100%. I sold a baby Amazon for £300 to a petshop. He sold it for £600 1 week later (although that did include a £50 cage). When I went in for seed a week afterwards, I noticed the bird wasn't there, so I said "Sold it already?" He said "Yes" very quietly. Me: "How much?" Him: [mumble] Me: "Hmmmm? Him: "six..." (very quietly) No grin? ^^ He was a little embarrassed. I can't remember why I sold it to him actually - they go for £400 to £500 in local ads. £500=$731.42. Baby Grays go for $1500.00 [£1025.35] in the pet stores here. Greys in stores here are from £750-£1000. -- A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!" |
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:53:51 -0000, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw formulated on Wednesday : On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:38:27 -0000, Eagle wrote: Mr Macaw wrote : Please trim excess trailing text It takes two not to trim Trimed and made breeve. More better? Not for forgetful folk. lol What were we talking about? -- How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning. |
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On 1/6/2016 5:38 PM, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw wrote : Please trim excess trailing text It takes two not to trim Trimed and made breeve. More better? Y .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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