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I can't blame the dog for this
I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it
this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. |
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"Gordon Shumway" wrote in message
... I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Oren probably knows about this, being as full as **** as an Xmas goose. |
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? |
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On 9/4/2015 12:23 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? A plunger? -- Maggie |
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I can't blame the dog for this
Oren could use his head as a plunger.
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On Fri, 4 Sep 2015 12:30:44 -0500, Muggles wrote:
On 9/4/2015 12:23 PM, Oren wrote: On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? A plunger? I've tried flushing numerous times and that didn't produce any change. I've used a plunger and that didn't help. I've tried a toilet auger and it couldn't navigate the tight radii of the toilet. I've tried squirting Dawn dish washing soap and letting it soak for a while and then flushing and there was no improvement. I'm about ready to pull the damn toilet and clean it from the bottom. I had to do that about 8 or 10 years ago and I'm not looking forward to that again. |
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 10:23:16 -0700, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? LOL That train has already left the station. |
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On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 12:10:38 PM UTC-5, Gordon Shumway wrote:
I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. How about trying a length of old hose...a piece of old washer hose? |
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"bob_villa" wrote in message
... On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 12:10:38 PM UTC-5, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. How about trying a length of old hose...a piece of old washer hose? Is that how the cholos do it in East L.A.? |
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On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 1:44:24 PM UTC-5, bob_villa wrote:
On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 12:10:38 PM UTC-5, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. How about trying a length of old hose...a piece of old washer hose? ....cherry bomb? |
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I can't blame the dog for this
On 9/4/2015 1:08 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Time and water helps. Anything flexible may break it if you can reach it. Wire? Give it a good flush or two once you break it so it moves along the line. |
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I can't blame the dog for this
In alt.home.repair, on Fri, 04 Sep 2015 13:37:28 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote: I've tried flushing numerous times and that didn't produce any change. I've used a plunger and that didn't help. I've tried a toilet auger Flushing can't be expected to do much. Plunge a few more times, maybe after waiting a few hours. and it couldn't navigate the tight radii of the toilet. I've tried squirting Dawn dish washing soap and letting it soak for a while and then flushing and there was no improvement. I'm about ready to pull the damn toilet and clean it from the bottom. I had to do that about 8 or 10 years ago and I'm not looking forward to that again. -- Stumpy Strumpet the bimbus for dogcatcher |
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I can't blame the dog for this
In alt.home.repair, on Fri, 04 Sep 2015 13:37:28 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote: I've tried flushing numerous times and that didn't produce any change. I've used a plunger and that didn't help. I've tried a toilet auger Are you getting a good plunge when you plunge. It can't leak too much around the side of the plunger. Maybe even buy a better one, like the ones that have part coming out of the bottom, which also folds in to the top part, seem fancier. Maybe they're better. -- Stumpy Strumpet the bimbus for dogcatcher |
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I can't blame the dog for this
On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 13:37:28 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote in I've tried flushing numerous times and that didn't produce any change. I've used a plunger and that didn't help. I've tried a toilet auger and it couldn't navigate the tight radii of the toilet. I've tried squirting Dawn dish washing soap and letting it soak for a while and then flushing and there was no improvement. My guess is that there is some other obstruction there. I had something like this happen, and it turned out to be dental floss that was causing the toilet paper to hang up. -- Web based forums are like subscribing to 10 different newspapers and having to visit 10 different news stands to pickup each one. Email list-server groups and USENET are like having all of those newspapers delivered to your door every morning. |
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Persistence has paid off. After several flushings lubricated with Dawn soap the turd has gone away and all is well! |
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I can't blame the dog for this
On 2015-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. You give no details or background. You ina cesspool situation? Plain ol' housing project sewer lines? We need more info. We usta hafta have our property sewer line roto-rootered (blades) about every 2 yrs cuz of tree roots. After suffering this and getting no relief, it was discovered the back-ups were caused by dried toilet paper (TP) which had dried and collected on the under-house piping when tree-root backups occured. Hadda blast TP off pipes with hose w/ straigh-stream, thru access port. I've also had Winter freeze back up sewer fer 6 wks (diff home). No fun. IOW, it could be a lotta things. Time to get specific and maybe roll up sleeves and get icky! 8| nb |
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Oren wrote:
On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? Try some of dish washing liquid detergent(like Palmolive), wait for an hour or so. It acts like lubricant. This is plumbers' trick. I am not a plumber. |
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On 9/4/2015 2:37 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
I'm about ready to pull the damn toilet and clean it from the bottom. I had to do that about 8 or 10 years ago and I'm not looking forward to that again. Boiling hot water may help. Will take a lot of it, to heat the cast iron toilet. Also, the green fluid they sell for RV holding tanks has been known to loosen toilet crud. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 9/4/2015 4:33 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
Persistence has paid off. After several flushings lubricated with Dawn soap the turd has gone away and all is well! Problem is, flushing provides cold water. Succes is good, in either which what case. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 6:42:14 AM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Succes is good, in either which what case. ....take your medication... |
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On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 3:43:06 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
Oren wrote: On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? Try some of dish washing liquid detergent(like Palmolive), wait for an hour or so. It acts like lubricant. This is plumbers' trick. I am not a plumber. He could always take a few tablespoons of Dawn every morning to make his poop slippery so it never sticks to the toilet. It would keep his toilet and colon clean. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster |
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On 9/5/2015 11:32 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 3:43:06 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote: Oren wrote: On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? Try some of dish washing liquid detergent(like Palmolive), wait for an hour or so. It acts like lubricant. This is plumbers' trick. I am not a plumber. He could always take a few tablespoons of Dawn every morning to make his poop slippery so it never sticks to the toilet. It would keep his toilet and colon clean. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL -- Maggie |
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Persistence has paid off. After several flushings lubricated with Dawn soap the turd has gone away and all is well! And you didn't even need Oren's head. LOL |
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On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 4:38:20 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
On 2015-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. You give no details or background. You ina cesspool situation? Plain ol' housing project sewer lines? We need more info. We usta hafta have our property sewer line roto-rootered (blades) about every 2 yrs cuz of tree roots. After suffering this and getting no relief, it was discovered the back-ups were caused by dried toilet paper (TP) which had dried and collected on the under-house piping when tree-root backups occured. Hadda blast TP off pipes with hose w/ straigh-stream, thru access port. I've also had Winter freeze back up sewer fer 6 wks (diff home). No fun. IOW, it could be a lotta things. Time to get specific and maybe roll up sleeves and get icky! 8| nb tree roots are zero problem i put rock salt in my wash tub add very hot water and mix with a shovel to dissolve the salt. do in early spring when the tree is about to leaf out the salt kills the roots but leaves the tree unharmened. the tree is over 200 years old, so i dont want to harm it i have been doing this for over 20 years |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 09:32:21 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster _Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed_ [...] "A series of X-rays revealed that the patient’s heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors." https://tinyurl.com/nsrpntm Megacolon and fecal tumors sounds awfully painful. |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 12:04:30 -0500, Muggles wrote:
I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL I had a Visla that would make you evacuate the house. She would hear avocados fall from the tree outside, run out the screen door and eat them. The gastric disturbance later would burn your eyes. |
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On 9/5/2015 1:50 PM, bob haller wrote:
tree roots are zero problem i put rock salt in my wash tub add very hot water and mix with a shovel to dissolve the salt. do in early spring when the tree is about to leaf out the salt kills the roots but leaves the tree unharmened. the tree is over 200 years old, so i dont want to harm it i have been doing this for over 20 years Well, that's obviously working for you. Wonder what happens if you flush a cup of rock salt, and leave it crystal? Slow dissolve over a period of time and all. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 9/5/2015 1:11 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 12:04:30 -0500, Muggles wrote: I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL I had a Visla that would make you evacuate the house. She would hear avocados fall from the tree outside, run out the screen door and eat them. The gastric disturbance later would burn your eyes. LOL!! I swear we feed her healthy doggy food. She must go outside and eat dirt or something based on the stench that comes out of her some days. -- Maggie |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 15:02:20 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote: On 9/5/2015 1:50 PM, bob haller wrote: tree roots are zero problem i put rock salt in my wash tub add very hot water and mix with a shovel to dissolve the salt. do in early spring when the tree is about to leaf out the salt kills the roots but leaves the tree unharmened. the tree is over 200 years old, so i dont want to harm it i have been doing this for over 20 years Well, that's obviously working for you. Wonder what happens if you flush a cup of rock salt, and leave it crystal? Slow dissolve over a period of time and all. Water Softener Solar Salt (blue bag) is small crystals. Dissolves better than the nugget type, doesn't cake-up. HD sells it $5.00 for 40 pounds. |
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On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 12:04:27 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 9/5/2015 11:32 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 3:43:06 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote: Oren wrote: On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? Try some of dish washing liquid detergent(like Palmolive), wait for an hour or so. It acts like lubricant. This is plumbers' trick. I am not a plumber. He could always take a few tablespoons of Dawn every morning to make his poop slippery so it never sticks to the toilet. It would keep his toilet and colon clean. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL -- Maggie One of my roommates here at the center was a nice guy who was 75 years old and recovering from knee replacement surgery. He had previous surgery to remove a section of his colon which had healed before I met him. A side effect of his surgery was incredible farts. His farts were breathtaking and sounded like the whistle on a battleship. I swear the farts lasted 15 seconds. I had never heard anything like that before. He'd go in the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix and the door would rattle as the continuous foghorn blast of his farts echoed around the bathroom. When he cut a fart at night it would wake us both up and if I was awake watching videos on my computer, I'd wear my sound isolation headphones. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poot Monster |
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On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 1:07:11 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 09:32:21 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster _Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed_ [...] "A series of X-rays revealed that the patient's heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors." https://tinyurl.com/nsrpntm Megacolon and fecal tumors sounds awfully painful. Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Concrete Monster |
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On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 2:27:23 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 9/5/2015 1:11 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 12:04:30 -0500, Muggles wrote: I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL I had a Visla that would make you evacuate the house. She would hear avocados fall from the tree outside, run out the screen door and eat them. The gastric disturbance later would burn your eyes. LOL!! I swear we feed her healthy doggy food. She must go outside and eat dirt or something based on the stench that comes out of her some days. -- Maggie Dogs are bad about going out into the backyard and eating dead things. Your cat may bring you a mouse but the dog is going to eat it. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Stinky Monster |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:05:16 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ I guess we should all know that by now. You've told that story more than a dozen times, already. I'll paraphrase it again; "... a bedpan will hold 10lbs" |
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On 9/5/2015 2:59 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 12:04:27 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote: On 9/5/2015 11:32 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Friday, September 4, 2015 at 3:43:06 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote: Oren wrote: On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Um, a laxative? Try some of dish washing liquid detergent(like Palmolive), wait for an hour or so. It acts like lubricant. This is plumbers' trick. I am not a plumber. He could always take a few tablespoons of Dawn every morning to make his poop slippery so it never sticks to the toilet. It would keep his toilet and colon clean. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poop Monster I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL -- Maggie One of my roommates here at the center was a nice guy who was 75 years old and recovering from knee replacement surgery. He had previous surgery to remove a section of his colon which had healed before I met him. A side effect of his surgery was incredible farts. His farts were breathtaking and sounded like the whistle on a battleship. I swear the farts lasted 15 seconds. I had never heard anything like that before. He'd go in the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix and the door would rattle as the continuous foghorn blast of his farts echoed around the bathroom. When he cut a fart at night it would wake us both up and if I was awake watching videos on my computer, I'd wear my sound isolation headphones. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Poot Monster AHHAAAH! That's hysterical! -- Maggie |
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On 9/5/2015 3:12 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 2:27:23 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote: On 9/5/2015 1:11 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 12:04:30 -0500, Muggles wrote: I CAN blame the dog when she is laying on the floor near me and all of a sudden this noxious fume nearly makes me pass out. smile I'm prepared for the scenario in every room just about because I keep Glade Linen Clean air freshener within arms reach! It happened about 5 minutes ago. She was snoozing away on the floor next to my computer chair and I'm nearly overcome with with dangerous doggy gas. I grab my Glad and since her back is to me she can't see me holding it. I point it at her general area and cough real loud so I can mask the sound of the spray. She jumps up and runs out of the room and comes back looking at me like "WHAT THE HECK??" I show her my innocent empty hands and say "WHAT's your PROBLEM?" LOL I had a Visla that would make you evacuate the house. She would hear avocados fall from the tree outside, run out the screen door and eat them. The gastric disturbance later would burn your eyes. LOL!! I swear we feed her healthy doggy food. She must go outside and eat dirt or something based on the stench that comes out of her some days. -- Maggie Dogs are bad about going out into the backyard and eating dead things. Your cat may bring you a mouse but the dog is going to eat it. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Stinky Monster My previous cat caught a gopher and I saw him outside the kitchen window right as he caught it. By the time I got outside to dispose of the thing the cat has eaten half of it and wasn't going to give up the rest of it to me! When he was done he looked like he was pregnant with a litter of a dozen kittens inside of him. The only part of the gopher he didn't eat was the jaw bones. -- Maggie |
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Gordon Shumway posted for all of us...
On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:08:45 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote: I have a semi plugged toilet after someone dumped a super turd in it this morning. I am admitting no culpability. Is there a product that will soften or dislodge this because I really don't want to remove the toilet. Persistence has paid off. After several flushings lubricated with Dawn soap the turd has gone away and all is well! No ****! -- Tekkie |
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I can't blame the dog for this
On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:05:16 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ I guess we should all know that by now. You've told that story more than a dozen times, already. I'll paraphrase it again; "... a bedpan will hold 10lbs" In which group? I'm always talking poop anyway. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Fecal Monster |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:05:16 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ I guess we should all know that by now. You've told that story more than a dozen times, already. I'll paraphrase it again; "... a bedpan will hold 10lbs" In which group? I'm always talking poop anyway. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Fecal Monster Crap, you figure it out. Postings when you talk about the colon being ~30 feet long, beds pans, ready mix and your housing location. Same how your urinals are filled to the top. I'm not making it up. |
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On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:05:16 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ I guess we should all know that by now. You've told that story more than a dozen times, already. I'll paraphrase it again; "... a bedpan will hold 10lbs" In which group? I'm always talking poop anyway. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Fecal Monster Crap, you figure it out. Postings when you talk about the colon being ~30 feet long, beds pans, ready mix and your housing location. Same how your urinals are filled to the top. I'm not making it up. Well hell, you're the one who brought up the subject to start with you big poopy head. o_O [8~{} Uncle Excreta Monster |
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 15:51:06 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 15:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: On Saturday, September 5, 2015 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 5 Sep 2015 13:05:16 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: Did you know a bedpan will hold 10lbs? I lose 10lbs every time I wheel into the bathroom to drop a load of Ready Mix. ^_^ I guess we should all know that by now. You've told that story more than a dozen times, already. I'll paraphrase it again; "... a bedpan will hold 10lbs" In which group? I'm always talking poop anyway. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Fecal Monster Crap, you figure it out. Postings when you talk about the colon being ~30 feet long, beds pans, ready mix and your housing location. Same how your urinals are filled to the top. I'm not making it up. Well hell, you're the one who brought up the subject to start with you big poopy head. o_O [8~{} Uncle Excreta Monster Wrong. I've never talked about a bed pan holding 10 pounds. Try again. Seems your are projecting. I didn't even bring up the current subject. |
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