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On 09/28/2014 03:59 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 9/28/2014 4:46 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:10:42 -0700, Oren wrote:
The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?



As far as it ****ing off your bride -- I won't tell her.


There is a lot to be said for a clear conscience,
and keeping the commandments of God.


1+, although I would include the first commandment
in that too.

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On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 18:08:26 -0500, "ChairMan"
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Do you remember when the Kit Kat caught fire a few
years ago? Every new crew from 500 miles around
showed up. The whores were out front for their safety.
So of course, who do you think the new crews filmed?
The whores got mad and started throwing rocks at
the news crews. "My Mama doesn't know what I do!!!"
High comedy.

Oh, the humanity


Not to mention the 24x7 coverage!

Have you seen those whores? They are
not exactly easy on the eyes. I have no idea
what all those truckers see in them.


the backs of their heads


Lot Lizards?
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Oren wrote in
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:48:29 -0700, Todd wrote:

On 09/29/2014 03:41 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:53:56 -0700, Todd
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On 09/28/2014 01:10 PM, Oren wrote:
I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel.

Do you remember when the Kit Kat caught fire a few
years ago? Every new crew from 500 miles around
showed up. The whores were out front for their safety.
So of course, who do you think the new crews filmed?
The whores got mad and started throwing rocks at
the news crews. "My Mama doesn't know what I do!!!"
High comedy.

Oh, the humanity


Not to mention the 24x7 coverage!

Have you seen those whores? They are
not exactly easy on the eyes. I have no idea
what all those truckers see in them.


Pussy. I thought you knew that.


lol

The obvious is not obvious to the oblivious.
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