I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:53:06 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.

It went well. They found nothing wrong so no stent was placed in any
heart vessel or any other procedure was needed at the time.

I have a follow-up with the doctor in the morning. I'm still kickin'.

Thanks for asking.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 09:05:35 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:53:06 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.

It went well. They found nothing wrong so no stent was placed in any
heart vessel or any other procedure was needed at the time.

I have a follow-up with the doctor in the morning. I'm still kickin'.

Thanks for asking.

Good news!

I would suggest celebrating by getting a bottle of your preferred
beverage, a hooker (not in Clark county 'cause that would be frowned
upon by the local police) and don't tell your wife. What do you think?

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:00:56 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 09:05:35 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:53:06 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.

It went well. They found nothing wrong so no stent was placed in any
heart vessel or any other procedure was needed at the time.

I have a follow-up with the doctor in the morning. I'm still kickin'.

Thanks for asking.

Good news!

I would suggest celebrating by getting a bottle of your preferred
beverage, a hooker (not in Clark county 'cause that would be frowned
upon by the local police) and don't tell your wife. What do you think?

The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:10:42 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:00:56 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 09:05:35 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:53:06 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.

It went well. They found nothing wrong so no stent was placed in any
heart vessel or any other procedure was needed at the time.

I have a follow-up with the doctor in the morning. I'm still kickin'.

Thanks for asking.

Good news!

I would suggest celebrating by getting a bottle of your preferred
beverage, a hooker (not in Clark county 'cause that would be frowned
upon by the local police) and don't tell your wife. What do you think?

The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?

As far as the "no sex" goes, according to Hilary's husband, he claimed
eatin' ain't cheatin' and suckin' ain't ****in', at least he did for a
while. That still leaves many leisurely possibilities to choose from.

As far as it ****ing off your bride -- I won't tell her.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:46:07 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:

The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?

As far as the "no sex" goes, according to Hilary's husband, he claimed
eatin' ain't cheatin' and suckin' ain't ****in', at least he did for a
while. That still leaves many leisurely possibilities to choose from.

As far as it ****ing off your bride -- I won't tell her.

Want me to act like a politician :-|

What revenge did Hillary get on Bubba, did the victim wear a mask? A
double bag over his head? A bag for the neighbor in case he saw it?

On 9/28/2014 4:46 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:10:42 -0700, Oren wrote:
The nurse told me no "sex" for X number of days. I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel. Would it **** my
bride off?


As far as it ****ing off your bride -- I won't tell her.


There is a lot to be said for a clear conscience,
and keeping the commandments of God.


..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

On 09/28/2014 01:10 PM, Oren wrote:
I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel.

Do you remember when the Kit Kat caught fire a few
years ago? Every new crew from 500 miles around
showed up. The whores were out front for their safety.
So of course, who do you think the new crews filmed?
The whores got mad and started throwing rocks at
the news crews. "My Mama doesn't know what I do!!!"
High comedy.

On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:53:56 -0700, Todd wrote:

On 09/28/2014 01:10 PM, Oren wrote:
I could go to
Pahrump, NV in another county, and a legal brothel.

Do you remember when the Kit Kat caught fire a few
years ago? Every new crew from 500 miles around
showed up. The whores were out front for their safety.
So of course, who do you think the new crews filmed?
The whores got mad and started throwing rocks at
the news crews. "My Mama doesn't know what I do!!!"
High comedy.

Oh, the humanity

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:43:23 -0400, Frank
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.

Stand back! I don't know how big this thing will get. LOL

On 9/28/2014 2:05 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:43:23 -0400, Frank
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.

Stand back! I don't know how big this thing will get. LOL


You started it

Frank wrote in news:m09hc9$24l$1@dont-
email.me:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.


Nurses played a funny on ya :-)

On 9/28/2014 2:15 PM, Red Green wrote:
Frank wrote in news:m09hc9$24l$1@dont-
email.me:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.


Nurses played a funny on ya :-)


For the first time, thinking about it today, I was in the hospital 8
days and the day before last had a clot filter inserted through the
groin and don't think they had to shave again but don't think that was
original intent. I've seen other hospital screw ups too.

Been shaved down there three times and always by a male nurse. Same,
having chest shaved twice.

On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:43:23 -0400, Frank
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 1:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014 11:59:15 -0500, Unquestionably Confused
wrote:

On 9/28/2014 10:53 AM, Red Green wrote:
I see you posted on Sat the 27th so I guess you survived.


He also forgot to tell you that he had his nasty bits checked out by
three nurses who took turns shaving him.

P.S. we won't tell him WHY they needed three to take turns as that
would spoil it for him.

Oh stop. They were admiring a quality museum piece. The rumor got
around the nurse station so they need a peek


Reminds me of a favorite story:

Years ago I went into the hospital for surgery to remove a pulmonary
embolism and first thing they did was a right heart cath.
They shaved my groin but then went in through my neck.

My favorite story is right after the doctor had completed my vasectomy
and had the nurse escort me to the room next door. I was to lay on the
examining table for a period of time for the nurse to insure there was
no bleeding before they released me. My wife was already in that room
reading a book while she was waiting for me.

The nurse leaves and my wife and I chatted for awhile and she resumed
reading. After about 20 or 30 minutes the nurse came in to check on
me. She lifted the front of the paper gown I was wearing and said only
one word...

"Magnificent!"

At that point I turned my head to my wife and said only one word...

"See!"