On Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:19:11 -0600, wrote:

We always knew you were queer, HomoGay. You don't have to tell us
daily.

On Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:19:11 -0600, wrote:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

Nothing you could do for him now so douse the laundry room fire and
continue to watch tv.

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

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4ax.com:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Toss some beef broth on the parts and let the dog at it.

On 4/7/2013 1:19 AM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Call an electrician?

wrote in message
...
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

If it was me, I'd grab the insurance policy, and head to Cabo.

Steve

On Sun, 7 Apr 2013 07:35:58 -0700, "Steve B" wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

If it was me, I'd grab the insurance policy, and head to Cabo.

Steve


Good One !!

On 4/6/2013 11:19 PM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Did he usually come apart when you would blow him? o_O

TDD

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...
On 4/6/2013 11:19 PM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Did he usually come apart when you would blow him? o_O


What did you expect from Mr. Potato ?

In article ,
wrote:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

anything WD-40 can't fix can be fixed by duct tape

wrote:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started
to flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was
watching. I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the
floor without his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact
the wall and floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help.
This is an emergency!

Obviously the new electric dryer is defective. You should have it
return it for a full refund.