My husband exploded
 

On Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:19:11 -0600, wrote:

We always knew you were queer, HomoGay. You don't have to tell us
daily.

My husband exploded
 

On Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:19:11 -0600, wrote:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

Nothing you could do for him now so douse the laundry room fire and
continue to watch tv.

My husband exploded
 

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

My husband exploded
 

My husband exploded
 

On 4/7/2013 1:19 AM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Call an electrician?

My husband exploded
 

wrote in message
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My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

If it was me, I'd grab the insurance policy, and head to Cabo.

Steve

My husband exploded
 

On Sun, 7 Apr 2013 07:35:58 -0700, "Steve B" wrote:


wrote in message
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My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

If it was me, I'd grab the insurance policy, and head to Cabo.

Steve


Good One !!

My husband exploded
 

On 4/6/2013 11:19 PM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Did he usually come apart when you would blow him? o_O

TDD

My husband exploded
 

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
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On 4/6/2013 11:19 PM, wrote:
My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!


Did he usually come apart when you would blow him? o_O


What did you expect from Mr. Potato ?

My husband exploded
 

In article ,
wrote:

My husband Ralph was connecting our new electric dryer to the power.
Suddenly I heard a loud sound like and explosion, the lights started to
flicker. That's when I saw my husband's head fly past me and smash
against the living room wall, right next to the tv that I was watching.
I ran to the dryer room and saw my husband laying on the floor without
his head and an arm. His body is now on fire. In fact the wall and
floor is on fire too. What should I do? I need help. This is an
emergency!

anything WD-40 can't fix can be fixed by duct tape

My husband exploded