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How to identify an idiot in public.
It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... |
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wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Did you ever consider that perhapos those people who wear their caps backward have eyes in the back of their head? -- When the game is over, the pawn and the king are returned to the same box. Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar.org |
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"Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Did you ever consider that perhapos those people who wear their caps backward have eyes in the back of their head? Those are HOLES not eyes... We do have a few employees that were their hats on backward when working but they move heavy furniture and the backward hats a) don't get knocked off and b) keep the sun off their necks. |
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wrote in message ... How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... This guy is the king of stupid. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../Ineedahat.jpg |
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On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote:
"Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Did you ever consider that perhapos those people who wear their caps backward have eyes in the back of their head? Those are HOLES not eyes... We do have a few employees that were their hats on backward when working but they move heavy furniture and the backward hats a) don't get knocked off and b) keep the sun off their necks. When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD |
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On Nov 24, 12:36*am, wrote:
How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. *These days it's much easier. *Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. *If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. *But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. *After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. *It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. *Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. *Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Tch. This has been known in the UK for years. The baseball cap is known as an "Intelligence Reducer". If it is placed on the head and rotated, as the brim gets to the back of the head, zero intelligence is achieved. Caution!!! The result is permanent. Brain damage/suppression is irreversible. |
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On Nov 24, 6:39*am, "dadiOH" wrote:
wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. *These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. *If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. *After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. *It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. *Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. *Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Well, it's about time that someone addressed this! *It is a national scandal and I can't tell you how many times I've tossed and turned at night worrying about it. *And lest some literalist misconstrue, I never have. IOW, don't sweat the small stuff. -- dadiOH ____________________________ Winters getting colder? *Tired of the rat race? Maybe just ready for a change? *Check it out...http://www.floridaloghouse.net- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Everyone has ocverlooked the possibility of gang-related signals by wearing the cap at any non-forward angle. |
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"NotMe" wrote:
"Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Did you ever consider that perhapos those people who wear their caps backward have eyes in the back of their head? Those are HOLES not eyes... We do have a few employees that were their hats on backward when working but they move heavy furniture and the backward hats a) don't get knocked off and b) keep the sun off their necks. There have been many times when I've wanted to turn my cap backwards to keep the sun off of my neck but have not done it because I didn't want to look like the idiots who wear their caps backwards. Vain much? |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ....snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote:
How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:02:14 -0800 (PST), "hr(bob) "
wrote: On Nov 24, 6:39*am, "dadiOH" wrote: wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. *These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. *If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. *After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. *It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. *Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. *Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Well, it's about time that someone addressed this! *It is a national scandal and I can't tell you how many times I've tossed and turned at night worrying about it. *And lest some literalist misconstrue, I never have. IOW, don't sweat the small stuff. -- dadiOH ____________________________ Winters getting colder? *Tired of the rat race? Maybe just ready for a change? *Check it out...http://www.floridaloghouse.net- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Everyone has ocverlooked the possibility of gang-related signals by wearing the cap at any non-forward angle. Yeah, I was told there were all sorts of different meanings for which way the hat was pointed so rival gangs would know if "it was on" or not at any particular time/place. |
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I'll +1 that!
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Ashton Crusher" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that |
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On 11/24/2012 5:03 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ...snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) Ouch! It won't work for me, I don't have the Russian Premier type genes in my makeup. I can hardly comb them. ^_^ TDD |
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On 11/24/2012 5:03 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ...snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) Hey, it won't work in my sparse eyebrows but it might work clipped in my sideburns or beard but that would scare people. Hum, I see a YouTube video in the works. ^_^ TDD |
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On 11/24/2012 5:59 PM, Ashton Crusher wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that Ya know, I was just thinking someone who produces novelty head gear could make a cap with a hand shaped bill. ^_^ TDD |
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You'd sell at least one, to that guy.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Daring Dufas" wrote in message http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that Ya know, I was just thinking someone who produces novelty head gear could make a cap with a hand shaped bill. ^_^ TDD |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/24/2012 5:59 PM, Ashton Crusher wrote: On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that Ya know, I was just thinking someone who produces novelty head gear could make a cap with a hand shaped bill. ^_^ TDD Here's what happened when I wore my cap backward to protect my neck from sunburn. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/q...28285eee7b.jpg |
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2012 02:42:25 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/24/2012 5:59 PM, Ashton Crusher wrote: On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that Ya know, I was just thinking someone who produces novelty head gear could make a cap with a hand shaped bill. ^_^ TDD Here's what happened when I wore my cap backward to protect my neck from sunburn. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/q...28285eee7b.jpg It's the tongue sticking out that sends that guy over the top... |
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On Nov 24, 11:02*pm, DerbyDad03 wrote:
"NotMe" wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. *These days it's much easier. *Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. *If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. *But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. *After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. *It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. *Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. *Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... Did you ever consider that perhapos those people who wear their caps backward have eyes in the back of their head? Those are HOLES not eyes... We do have a few employees that were their hats on backward when working but they move heavy furniture and the backward hats a) don't get knocked off and b) keep the sun off their necks. There have been many times when I've wanted to turn my cap backwards to keep the sun off of my neck but have not done it because I didn't want to look like the idiots who wear their caps backwards. Vain much? Baseball caps are a stupid impractical device for that very reason. Only an idiot would wear one. They are just a fashion item. |
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On 11/24/2012 8:42 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/24/2012 5:59 PM, Ashton Crusher wrote: On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:35:37 -0600, wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... http://www.moronail.net/img/9411_som...ld-invent-that Ya know, I was just thinking someone who produces novelty head gear could make a cap with a hand shaped bill. ^_^ TDD Here's what happened when I wore my cap backward to protect my neck from sunburn. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/q...28285eee7b.jpg DAYAM! You is uglee! ^_^ TDD |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:00 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote: There have been many times when I've wanted to turn my cap backwards to keep the sun off of my neck but have not done it because I didn't want to look like the idiots who wear their caps backwards. Vain much? Simple solution, get a cowboy hat. There is a brim all the way around them, and they look better too. |
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And, makes you look like a trucker?
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... Simple solution, get a cowboy hat. There is a brim all the way around them, and they look better too. |
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That really you?
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... Here's what happened when I wore my cap backward to protect my neck from sunburn. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/q...28285eee7b.jpg |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:23 -0800 (PST), harry
wrote: Baseball caps are a stupid impractical device for that very reason. Only an idiot would wear one. They are just a fashion item. They are very practical in some circumstances, such as playing baseball on a sunny day. They do offer protection of the eyes. I wear one when it rains as it keeps the rain off of my glasses better than the wool driving cap that I usually wear for warmth. They also offer some protection from dirt and dust, but so do most any other hat. With the modern automobile, most hats that are much above the head will hit the roof. That Fedora just does not make it in most cars. |
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On 2012-11-25, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
They are very practical in some circumstances, such as playing baseball on a sunny day. They do offer protection of the eyes. I wear one when it rains as it keeps the rain off of my glasses better than the wool driving cap that I usually wear for warmth. The problem with today's baseball caps is that stupid bill. They all have a plastic insert which gives 'em --every single one of them!-- that same exact curved profile. I recall when they usta be made with a cheap cardboard insert sewn into the bill. You could customize the bill to your own design. Flat, curved, duckbill turndown, etc. On the up side, they did lose that stupid plastic adjustable band on the back of yer better caps. nb |
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On 25 Nov 2012 13:49:04 GMT, notbob wrote:
On 2012-11-25, Ed Pawlowski wrote: They are very practical in some circumstances, such as playing baseball on a sunny day. They do offer protection of the eyes. I wear one when it rains as it keeps the rain off of my glasses better than the wool driving cap that I usually wear for warmth. The problem with today's baseball caps is that stupid bill. They all have a plastic insert which gives 'em --every single one of them!-- that same exact curved profile. quit buying the cheap caps.g Donchaknow the style these days is to keep them flat? http://www.svrider.com/forum/showthread.php?t=157756 Oh- and leave the tag on-- Really. Jim |
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On 2012-11-25, Jim Elbrecht wrote:
quit buying the cheap caps.g Donchaknow the style these days is to keep them flat? http://www.svrider.com/forum/showthread.php?t=157756 Oh- and leave the tag on-- Really. LOL!.... Well, it had to happen. Kids will buck the norm. Ya' jes gotta love the guy in the pic, though. You could identify him as an idiot, with or without the hat! As for the tag, Minnie Pearl would approve. nb |
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On Nov 23, 7:15*pm, "Meanie" wrote:
wrote in message ... How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. *These days it's much easier. *Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. *If the brim of the cap is in the front of their head, they are generally normal. *But if the brim is to the rear of their head, they are idiots. *After all, anyone who is so stupid that they dont know the brim is supposed to go above their face, has to be an idiot. *It should not require a college degree to wear a cap, but, those who wear their caps backward need an education. *Unfortunately these are the same idiots who would fill colleges and other schools, and learn nothing. I've often wondered if those caps worn backwards actually keep the small brains of these idiots inside their heads. *Remove the cap, and the brain falls out of their head..... This guy is the king of stupid. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../Ineedahat.jpg Makes you want to live where you could make posters of that and plaster the city with them. Bet it wouild cure one guy. Harry K |
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wrote in message ... On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:00 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03 wrote: There have been many times when I've wanted to turn my cap backwards to keep the sun off of my neck but have not done it because I didn't want to look like the idiots who wear their caps backwards. Vain much? Simple solution, get a cowboy hat. There is a brim all the way around them, and they look better too. Brings back comments about cowboy politicians from Texas .... All hat and no cattle. |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 19:12:11 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 11/24/2012 5:03 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ...snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) Hey, it won't work in my sparse eyebrows but it might work clipped in my sideburns or beard but that would scare people. Hum, I see a YouTube ^^^^^^^^ nose hairs video in the works. ^_^ ^^^^^ Walmartians |
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On Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:15:58 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 11/26/2012 11:44 AM, z wrote: On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 19:12:11 -0600, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/24/2012 5:03 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ...snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) Hey, it won't work in my sparse eyebrows but it might work clipped in my sideburns or beard but that would scare people. Hum, I see a YouTube ^^^^^^^^ nose hairs video in the works. ^_^ ^^^^^ Walmartians You know you're getting old when you can comb your nose hair or when it looks like an extension of your mustache. O_o Or can braid your ear hair. |
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On 11/26/2012 4:49 PM, z wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:15:58 -0600, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/26/2012 11:44 AM, z wrote: On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 19:12:11 -0600, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/24/2012 5:03 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: On 11/23/2012 8:58 PM, NotMe wrote: "Larry W" wrote in message ... In article , wrote: How to identify an idiot in public. It used to be where you'd have to spend a short while around people to identify the idiot(s) in the crowd. These days it's much easier. Just look for the guys who wear their cap backwards. ...snip... When I'm working up close in a control panel or such, I often put my cap on backwards but in that case I can't use my clip on head lights. ^_^ TDD Clip them to your bushy eyebrows. ;-) Hey, it won't work in my sparse eyebrows but it might work clipped in my sideburns or beard but that would scare people. Hum, I see a YouTube ^^^^^^^^ nose hairs video in the works. ^_^ ^^^^^ Walmartians You know you're getting old when you can comb your nose hair or when it looks like an extension of your mustache. O_o Or can braid your ear hair. Heck, I forgot ear hair. me digs in my ear with my pinky ^_^ TDD |
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On 27 Nov 2012 00:54:03 GMT, frag wrote:
Anone who looks like that canadian home guy. If you pay attention; the OP and HG may be one in the same. The data is still filtering in. One has carnal knowledge of farm animals and the other likes young Amish boys. |
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On 27 Nov 2012 00:54:03 GMT, frag wrote:
Anone who looks like that canadian home guy. You have a point. HomoGay makes Walmartians look smart. He's probably in he http://biggeekdad.com/2011/08/walmartians/ |
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