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Why do houses burn in a fire?
Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick |
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm drunk and you're nutz. |
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invention7 unlisted.com wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. Frequently wetting the wood will very likely cause more damage than the risk of fire damage. -- In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick Path: news.astraweb.com!border5.newsrouter.astraweb.com! news.glorb.com!news2.glorb.com!npeer01.iad.highwin ds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.gi ganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local2.nntp.dca.gigan ews.com!nntp.earthlink.com!news.earthlink.com.POST ED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:59:12 -0500 From: invention7 unlisted.com Newsgroups: alt.home.repair Subject: Why do houses burn in a fire? Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500 Organization: no Message-ID: bghh56t7o99d6gekidi418iq03mcb05t26 4ax.com X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.93/32.576 English (American) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 34 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.254.87.56 X-Trace: sv3-fCPZFfBizdruMDbymo6/h5R1RIFe3Aohp42mRZAsqdSP3i7EOI3tsVbzhbbM6sH9erLPX9 f/mfUJKZZ!S/kuwV0XpEygINsTbPOn8gZhf2b7jh6okCMpbxP90USx1mkc5loX 8VoEKEQERSkMtmXYXyTVKYyu!/luu4wlHHTjrhCIHY56DgZ+s7Q== X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 |
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John Doe wrote the following:
invention7 unlisted.com wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. Frequently wetting the wood will very likely cause more damage than the risk of fire damage. The answer is to move the whole house to a more humid climate, like Costa Rica.. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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LSMFT wrote: inv You forgot about warping. Wet wood warps, that's why they dry it before building with it. You'll have a crooked little house. And a mold farm. -- I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. Robert Bakker, paleontologist |
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On Aug 3, 9:57*pm, wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. *Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. *But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. *Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. * I have developed a solution to prevent fires. *The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. *This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. *The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. *I am planning to build a new home very soon. *I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). *This pipe will be connected to the water supply. *Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray *inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. *This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. *This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. *You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. * In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. *Houses and lives will be saved. *There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. *Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. *Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. *I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick I don't think it is a good idea to be spraying water inside your home. Fire-alarms have reduced damage and casualties tremendously. You are entering a market at the wrong time. |
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On Aug 3, 9:57*pm, wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. *Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. *But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. *Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. * I have developed a solution to prevent fires. *The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. *This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. *The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. *I am planning to build a new home very soon. *I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). *This pipe will be connected to the water supply. *Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray *inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. *This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. *This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. *You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. * In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. *Houses and lives will be saved. *There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. *Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. *Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. *I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick Others have mentioned mold, but I have solution for that. We'll put gas burners inside the walls. Once a week or at any other set interval, flames will automatically ignite inside the walls, just enough to dry out the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the flames on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the flames once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood dry. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the gas bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major mold factory waiting to occur. As with you, my goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. |
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Jeff The Drunk wrote in
news ![]() On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. even concrete block houses burn; it's the stuff inside,like rugs,furniture,etc. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm drunk and you're nutz. a Great way to grow toxic mold. Ever see a house that's been in a flood? They have to rip out all the drywall,spray all the studs with bleach to kill the mold or totally demolish the home and rebuild. Or your lungs are affected and your kids develop allergies and health problems. -- Jim Yanik jyanik at localnet dot com |
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:17:52 -0400, willshak wrote:
John Doe wrote the following: invention7 unlisted.com wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. Frequently wetting the wood will very likely cause more damage than the risk of fire damage. The answer is to move the whole house to a more humid climate, like Costa Rica.. or the bottom of a swamp |
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:33:08 -0500, Jim Yanik wrote:
Jeff The Drunk wrote in news ![]() On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. even concrete block houses burn; it's the stuff inside,like rugs,furniture,etc. Anyone remember McCormick place? ... |
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On Aug 3, 11:06*pm, AZ Nomad wrote:
On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:17:52 -0400, willshak wrote: John Doe wrote the following: invention7 unlisted.com wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. *Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. *But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. *Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. * I have developed a solution to prevent fires. *The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. *This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. *The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. *I am planning to build a new home very soon. *I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). *This pipe will be connected to the water supply. *Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray *inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. *This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. *You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. * Frequently wetting the wood will very likely cause more damage than the risk of fire damage. The answer is to move the whole house to a more humid climate, like Costa Rica.. or the bottom of a swamp tnx all |
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Sounds like a third grade school project.Won't be long he'll be back in
school. Jr. http://community.webtv.net/awoodbutc...oodWorkingPage |
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Jerry - OHIO wrote:
Sounds like a third grade school project.Won't be long he'll be back in school. Jr. http://community.webtv.net/awoodbutc...oodWorkingPage If y'all are gonna respond to trolls in droves, please at least wait for the funny ones. OP in this thread wasn't even close. Make them work for it. 18 replies in less than 6 hours? -- aem sends... |
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On Aug 3, 6:57*pm, wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. *Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. *But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. *Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. * I have developed a solution to prevent fires. *The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. *This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. *The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. *I am planning to build a new home very soon. *I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). *This pipe will be connected to the water supply. *Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray *inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. *This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. *This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. *You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. * In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. *Houses and lives will be saved. *There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. *Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. *Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. *I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick I have a better idea. By the use of advanced grafting you can grow your own house. Unlike the wet lumber it will not attract termites but instead it will naturally protect itself from them. It will grow with your family, so if you start grafting a new room for the baby it will be ready by the time the baby needs it. You will not have to worry about building codes Not only that but you won’t need sewage either. You can place covered pits around it and channel your sewage to them and your feces will fertilize it to grow even more robust. For what an architect will charge you I can come and show you how to do grafting. Here is an example of what can be done with advances grafting: http://www.gilroydispatch.com/conten...rafting-CR.jpg |
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On Aug 3, 9:57*pm, wrote:
Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. *Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. *But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. *Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. * I have developed a solution to prevent fires. *The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. *This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. *The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. *I am planning to build a new home very soon. *I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). *This pipe will be connected to the water supply. *Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray *inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. *This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. *This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. *You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. * In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. *Houses and lives will be saved. *There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. *Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. *Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. *I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick First, most of the deaths are due to smoke inhalation, not the fire itself. Second, most of the framing is protected by 1-2 hour flameproof material like drywall. Third, as one poster said, it is the curtains, couches, chairs and etc. (called teh fire load) that usually are on fire first. Fourth, I think you need to re-think your place in this world. Hank |
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:33:08 -0500, Jim Yanik wrote:
Jeff The Drunk wrote in news ![]() On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. even concrete block houses burn; it's the stuff inside,like rugs,furniture,etc. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm drunk and you're nutz. a Great way to grow toxic mold. Ever see a house that's been in a flood? They have to rip out all the drywall,spray all the studs with bleach to kill the mold or totally demolish the home and rebuild. Or your lungs are affected and your kids develop allergies and health problems. Remember reading/hearing/watching about Stachybotrys chartarum? Nasty stuff for kids. What about Aspergillus fumigatus and the other not-so- common Aspergillus genus? An almost certain death warrant for immuno- compromised individuals. That leads me to systemic mycoses. Not good news even for people with healthy immune systems. Mycotoxins kill people, not the mold itself. |
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On 8/3/2010 10:02 PM, Jeff The Drunk wrote:
On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. I have developed a solution to prevent fires. The lumber that frames your house is extremely dry. This is because its enclosed inside walls that prefent water from entering. The solution is to soak that lumber in water on a regular basis. I am planning to build a new home very soon. I intend to run a piece of perforated pipe thru all the walls (similar to a soaker hose). This pipe will be connected to the water supply. Once a week or at any other set interval, water will automatically spray inside the walls, just enough to saturate the lumber. This will be hooked to a timer that automatically turns the water on and off. This timer can be adjusted to turn on and off the water once a week, once a month, or every day. You set it as you feel is necessary to keep that wood wet. In the event a fire does break out, the wood will not burn or burn much slower, allowing time for the fire department to arrive. Houses and lives will be saved. There will be an initial cost to install this system, but once installed, it will only add a few dollars to the water bill every month. Well worth the satisfaction that your house is not a major fire waiting to occur. I'm the inventor of this system. Plans will soon be available for a small fee to cover my printings and shipping costs. I will post a notice on this newsgroup when they are ready for distribution. My goal is to save lives and property, not to profit from this. Nick HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm drunk and you're nutz. Nah. Poor kid couldn't get a summer job and thinks he's having fun with us. |
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:23:56 -0400, Kurt Ullman wrote:
In article , LSMFT wrote: inv You forgot about warping. Wet wood warps, that's why they dry it before building with it. You'll have a crooked little house. And a mold farm. Take some pictures of the mold and use a computer to alter them to make them look like the Virgin Mary. Show these in a public place with a lot of people and yell a lot. Eventually, you can form a church. That's a place where you can display your Marymold pictures and have people pay you to yell at them. Also serve wine. People will now pay to see the actual mold, and will (because of the church and the wine) have lost the ability to notice the mold isn't the same as in the pictures. Many of these people will now pay high prices to remove your mold. Now you've got no mold but can easily afford to grow more (and buy more wine). |
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Rent.
Move down the street when on fire. |
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Hey, hold my beer.
I think I got another one. Don't feed the trolls. Morons. |
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On Aug 4, 12:02*pm, "Steve B" wrote:
Hey, hold my beer. I think I got another one. Don't feed the trolls. Morons. I wasn't feeding the trolls. I think my idea to start timed fires inside the wet walls to eliminate the mold problem from the wet wood has merit. Here, take you beer back. |
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aemeijers wrote: Jerry - OHIO wrote: Sounds like a third grade school project.Won't be long he'll be back in school. Jr. http://community.webtv.net/awoodbutc...oodWorkingPage If y'all are gonna respond to trolls in droves, please at least wait for the funny ones. OP in this thread wasn't even close. Make them work for it. 18 replies in less than 6 hours? Sheesh. I'm astonished also at how many were snared by something so weak. |
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![]() "DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... On Aug 4, 12:02 pm, "Steve B" wrote: Hey, hold my beer. I think I got another one. Don't feed the trolls. Morons. I wasn't feeding the trolls. I think my idea to start timed fires inside the wet walls to eliminate the mold problem from the wet wood has merit. Here, take you beer back. You don't count, DD. You're not the average sucker. ;-) Hey, I had more beer than this! Where's the rest? Steve visit my blog at http://cabgbypasssurgery.com |
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On Aug 4, 4:02*pm, "Steve B" wrote:
"DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... On Aug 4, 12:02 pm, "Steve B" wrote: Hey, hold my beer. I think I got another one. Don't feed the trolls. Morons. I wasn't feeding the trolls. I think my idea to start timed fires inside the wet walls to eliminate the mold problem from the wet wood has merit. Here, take you beer back. You don't count, DD. *You're not the average sucker. *;-) Hey, I had more beer than this! *Where's the rest? Steve visit my blog athttp://cabgbypasssurgery.com "Where's the rest?" Right....Buuuurp!....here. |
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![]() wrote in message ... On Wed, 4 Aug 2010 02:02:37 +0000 (UTC), Jeff The Drunk wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm drunk and you're nutz. Have you ever considered joining Alcoholics Anonymous? The difference between drunks and alcoholics is that drunks don't have to go to all those damn meetings. Steve |
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wrote: On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:33:08 -0500, Jim Yanik wrote: Jeff The Drunk wrote in news ![]() On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. even concrete block houses burn; it's the stuff inside,like rugs,furniture,etc. Anyone remember McCormick place? I do. I think they it was made of dry concrete. ... |
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On Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:00:44 -0400, mm wrote:
On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:34:28 -0500, " wrote: On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:33:08 -0500, Jim Yanik wrote: Jeff The Drunk wrote in news ![]() On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:57:41 -0500, invention7 wrote: Why do houses burn in a fire? Well, I think everyone knows that answer. Its because most houses are made from flammable materials such as lumber. But there's a catch. Lumber will only ignite if it's dry. Wet wood will not easily burn. It has to dry before it will really ignite. even concrete block houses burn; it's the stuff inside,like rugs,furniture,etc. Anyone remember McCormick place? I do. I think they it was made of dry concrete. It burned pretty completely, for being made of concrete (, steel, and glass). |
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