On Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:23:56 -0400, Kurt Ullman wrote:

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LSMFT wrote:

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You forgot about warping. Wet wood warps, that's why they dry it before
building with it. You'll have a crooked little house.

And a mold farm.

Take some pictures of the mold and use a computer to alter them to make
them look like the Virgin Mary.

Show these in a public place with a lot of people and yell a lot.

Eventually, you can form a church. That's a place where you can display
your Marymold pictures and have people pay you to yell at them. Also
serve wine.

People will now pay to see the actual mold, and will (because of the
church and the wine) have lost the ability to notice the mold isn't the
same as in the pictures.

Many of these people will now pay high prices to remove your mold.

Now you've got no mold but can easily afford to grow more (and buy more
wine).