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I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?

Put your dick in it. Seems like you jerk off a lot so enjoy it.

, 7/9/2005, 12:58:18 AM, wrote:

I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?

Don't flush it down the toilet. After you use it to wipe your ass,
either put it into the bathroom trash can or use it as a dinner napkin
later.

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No matter what happens someone will find a way to take it too seriously.

wrote:
I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?

Turn it inside out and get another wipin' out of it. Freeze it and give
it to your kids for a fudgesicle.

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 23:58:18 -0500, wrote:

I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?


Stick the card core inside yourself to line the anal passage. That
way you save on toilet paper too.