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wrote:
I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?

Turn it inside out and get another wipin' out of it. Freeze it and give
it to your kids for a fudgesicle.