On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 23:58:18 -0500, wrote:

I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my ass. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?


Stick the card core inside yourself to line the anal passage. That
way you save on toilet paper too.