Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

(!) perhaps a tracing?....

--

Greg


"Lee" wrote in message
...
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

"Lee" wrote in message
...
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

Yeah...............sure.............a customer....

B.

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee


Just buy some porno mags, flip through before you buy them to make sure
[whoever] is in the positions you desire [them] to be in. Then cut out the right
pictures and trace the outlines onto the wood, then cut awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Oh wait a minute... "customer"? heh heh, sorry.

Alex

Lee wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)

Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures.
Which could be an interesting experience in itself.

--RC

Nudge nudge... wink wink..... say no more ;-)

Buddy Matlosz wrote:
"Lee" wrote in message
...

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee


Yeah...............sure.............a customer....

B.

"Lee" wrote in message
...
: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
: where I could get these??
: Thank You
: Lee
:
I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...

Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)

Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.


Rick
--
Computer recommends - Hard drinking calypso poet

On Sat, 9 Oct 2004 13:51:35 -0500, "Lee" calmly
ranted:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??

Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics.
Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy.
DON'T tell your wife about it.

Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics,
digitize them for you, and send them along via email.

All in the name of fine woodworking.


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In article , "Lee"
wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??

I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
calmly ranted:

(!) perhaps a tracing?....

Rubbing would be better.


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Life is full of little surprises. * Comprehensive Website Development
--Pandora * http://www.diversify.com

Maybe Apeman's present squeeze would be interested in making a few easy
bucks?

"Rick Cook" wrote in message
...


Lee wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone
know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)

Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded
pictures.
Which could be an interesting experience in itself.

--RC

In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:

All in the name of fine woodworking.

Slight correction Lair-ee:
All in the fine name of working wood.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
calmly ranted:

In article , "Lee"
wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??

I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.

You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?

I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.

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SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly!
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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:30:35 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
calmly ranted:

In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:

All in the name of fine woodworking.

Slight correction Lair-ee:
All in the fine name of working wood.

There's a difference?

--
SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly!
----------
http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development

In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:

You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?

The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.

I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.

Yep.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

In article ,
(GTO69RA4) wrote:

I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
scrollsaw:

http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920

HEY! Keep that Oliver away from my Johnson.





(BTW, that Oliver's a beaut.)

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
scribbled:

(!) perhaps a tracing?....

So, that's how you did it!

(Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)

Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html

"Luigi Zanasi" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
scribbled:

(!) perhaps a tracing?....

So, that's how you did it!

(Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)


Darn! The memories in this place!
--------------------

G'day Luigi, how goes the Hammuh?

cheers,

Groggy

"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:

You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?

The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.

I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.

Yep.


Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'

Popcorn anyone?

Groggy

In article 1097387672.hCgnxzUfUGWZZjxiTg4fKQ@teranews,
"Greg Millen" wrote:

Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'

Popcorn anyone?

Don't skimp on the butter and salt!

Groggy

Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely
post much these days myself.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely
post much these days myself.


It does seem like a while, things have been particularly busy this year. I
still read the wreck, but don't engage as much. Sadly, HWSRUN and some heavy
political threads have removed a little of the lustre. Still, I like to read
and follow the goings-on.

cheers,

Greg

Owen Lowe:
The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.


You mean like the one in this picture?

http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54

Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know?

UA100

Lee (his "real" name) wrote:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??


You could start by dropping down into the hood (or a truck
stop) and see if someone would let you borrow their mud
flaps.

http://www.emitations.com/sosimudflgip.html?src=ggl&engine=adwords!1585&keyw ord=%28mud+flap%29&match_type=


Thank You


Oh no "Lee", the pleasure has been/will continue to be ours.
Please, keep then "coming".

UA100

On 10 Oct 2004 04:33:37 GMT, (GTO69RA4) calmly
ranted:

I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
scrollsaw:

http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920

One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
pukey-duckmaker!

--
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----------
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:54:21 +1000, "Greg Millen"
calmly ranted:

"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:

You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?

The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.

I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.

Yep.


Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'

Popcorn anyone?

Nah, I'm trying to keep my girlish figure.

--
SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly!
----------
http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development

Lee did say:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork

Every time I attempt erotic scrollwork the neighbors scream "PUT YOUR
CLOTHES ON PERV!!" through the open garage door.

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 08:49:58 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:


One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
pukey-duckmaker!

....or a pukey-dickmaker...



Regards,
Tom.

"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

Lee wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they check
some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a shot.
Amazing...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&btnG=Searc h

--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA
(Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)

Nova wrote in
:

Lee wrote:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone
know where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they
check some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a
shot. Amazing...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...2Berotic+%2B%2
2coloring+books%22&btnG=Search

--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA
(Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)




Right about now there are a whole bunch of folks wondering about the
sudden increase in their site traffic ...

In article ,
Unisaw A100 wrote:

You mean like the one in this picture?

http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54

Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know?

Mine's prettier, if I do say so myself.

--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____

The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.

pray4surf wrote:

"Lee" wrote in message
...
: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
: where I could get these??
: Thank You
: Lee
:
I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...

snip

You can indeed. That's typically how I transfer patterns to wood for relief
carving. It's got the added advantage that you can make several copies of the
pattern, all exactly alike.

Two caveats about this method. First, drag out your scraper and scrape the
surface of the board as smooth as you can get it. The transfer doesn't take well
on an uneven surface. Second, get your iron very, very hot. "Linen" setting or
better. In my experience it works better than the medium setting.

(And if you want to keep peace in your household, go to the thrift store and
pick up an old iron just for pattern transfer.)

--RC



Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)

Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.

Rick
--
Computer recommends - Hard drinking calypso poet

Larry Jaques wrote:
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
calmly ranted:


In article , "Lee"
wrote:


Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??

I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.


You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?

I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.



It's not realy the length, I'm told. It's the thickness.


--
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On Saturday, October 9, 2004 at 11:51:35 AM UTC-7, walntluvr wrote:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee

scrollsawvillage.com has some