On Sat, 9 Oct 2004 13:51:35 -0500, "Lee" calmly
ranted:

Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these??

Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics.
Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy.
DON'T tell your wife about it.

Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics,
digitize them for you, and send them along via email.

All in the name of fine woodworking.


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