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adult scroll patterns??
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
where I could get these?? Thank You Lee |
(!) perhaps a tracing?....
-- Greg "Lee" wrote in message ... Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee |
"Lee" wrote in message ... Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee Yeah...............sure.............a customer.... B. |
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee Just buy some porno mags, flip through before you buy them to make sure [whoever] is in the positions you desire [them] to be in. Then cut out the right pictures and trace the outlines onto the wood, then cut awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Oh wait a minute... "customer"? heh heh, sorry. Alex |
Lee wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-) Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures. Which could be an interesting experience in itself. --RC |
Nudge nudge... wink wink..... say no more ;-)
Buddy Matlosz wrote: "Lee" wrote in message ... Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee Yeah...............sure.............a customer.... B. |
"Lee" wrote in message ... : Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know : where I could get these?? : Thank You : Lee : I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface... Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-) Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos. Rick -- Computer recommends - Hard drinking calypso poet |
On Sat, 9 Oct 2004 13:51:35 -0500, "Lee" calmly
ranted: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics. Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy. DON'T tell your wife about it. Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics, digitize them for you, and send them along via email. All in the name of fine woodworking. ;) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Life is full of little surprises. * Comprehensive Website Development --Pandora * http://www.diversify.com |
In article , "Lee"
wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be forewarned... it'll tile across two pages. -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. |
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
calmly ranted: (!) perhaps a tracing?.... Rubbing would be better. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Life is full of little surprises. * Comprehensive Website Development --Pandora * http://www.diversify.com |
Maybe Apeman's present squeeze would be interested in making a few easy
bucks? "Rick Cook" wrote in message ... Lee wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-) Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures. Which could be an interesting experience in itself. --RC |
In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote: All in the name of fine woodworking. ;) Slight correction Lair-ee: All in the fine name of working wood. ;) -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. |
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
calmly ranted: In article , "Lee" wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be forewarned... it'll tile across two pages. You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie? I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread. -- SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly! ---------- http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development |
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:30:35 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
calmly ranted: In article , Larry Jaques wrote: All in the name of fine woodworking. ;) Slight correction Lair-ee: All in the fine name of working wood. ;) There's a difference? -- SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly! ---------- http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development |
In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote: You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie? The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course. I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread. Yep. -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. |
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
scribbled: (!) perhaps a tracing?.... So, that's how you did it! (Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.) Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html |
"Luigi Zanasi" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen" scribbled: (!) perhaps a tracing?.... So, that's how you did it! (Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.) Darn! The memories in this place! -------------------- G'day Luigi, how goes the Hammuh? cheers, Groggy |
"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
In article , Larry Jaques wrote: You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie? The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course. I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread. Yep. Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"' Popcorn anyone? Groggy |
In article 1097387672.hCgnxzUfUGWZZjxiTg4fKQ@teranews,
"Greg Millen" wrote: Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"' Popcorn anyone? Don't skimp on the butter and salt! Groggy Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely post much these days myself. -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. |
"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely post much these days myself. It does seem like a while, things have been particularly busy this year. I still read the wreck, but don't engage as much. Sadly, HWSRUN and some heavy political threads have removed a little of the lustre. Still, I like to read and follow the goings-on. cheers, Greg |
Owen Lowe:
The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course. You mean like the one in this picture? http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54 Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know? UA100 |
Lee (his "real" name) wrote:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? You could start by dropping down into the hood (or a truck stop) and see if someone would let you borrow their mud flaps. http://www.emitations.com/sosimudflgip.html?src=ggl&engine=adwords!1585&keyw ord=%28mud+flap%29&match_type= Thank You Oh no "Lee", the pleasure has been/will continue to be ours. Please, keep then "coming". UA100 |
On 10 Oct 2004 04:33:37 GMT, (GTO69RA4) calmly
ranted: I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be forewarned... it'll tile across two pages. -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required scrollsaw: http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920 One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a pukey-duckmaker! -- SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly! ---------- http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development |
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:54:21 +1000, "Greg Millen"
calmly ranted: "Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ... In article , Larry Jaques wrote: You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie? The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course. I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread. Yep. Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"' Popcorn anyone? Nah, I'm trying to keep my girlish figure. -- SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly! ---------- http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development |
Lee did say:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork Every time I attempt erotic scrollwork the neighbors scream "PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON PERV!!" through the open garage door. |
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 08:49:58 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote: One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a pukey-duckmaker! ....or a pukey-dickmaker... Regards, Tom. "People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.) tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email) http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1 |
Lee wrote:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they check some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a shot. Amazing... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&btnG=Searc h -- Jack Novak Buffalo, NY - USA (Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply) |
Nova wrote in
: Lee wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they check some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a shot. Amazing... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...2Berotic+%2B%2 2coloring+books%22&btnG=Search -- Jack Novak Buffalo, NY - USA (Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply) Right about now there are a whole bunch of folks wondering about the sudden increase in their site traffic ... |
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Unisaw A100 wrote: You mean like the one in this picture? http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54 Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know? Mine's prettier, if I do say so myself. -- Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company ____ The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered; we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment. |
pray4surf wrote: "Lee" wrote in message ... : Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know : where I could get these?? : Thank You : Lee : I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface... snip You can indeed. That's typically how I transfer patterns to wood for relief carving. It's got the added advantage that you can make several copies of the pattern, all exactly alike. Two caveats about this method. First, drag out your scraper and scrape the surface of the board as smooth as you can get it. The transfer doesn't take well on an uneven surface. Second, get your iron very, very hot. "Linen" setting or better. In my experience it works better than the medium setting. (And if you want to keep peace in your household, go to the thrift store and pick up an old iron just for pattern transfer.) --RC Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-) Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos. Rick -- Computer recommends - Hard drinking calypso poet |
Larry Jaques wrote:
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC calmly ranted: In article , "Lee" wrote: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be forewarned... it'll tile across two pages. You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie? I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread. It's not realy the length, I'm told. It's the thickness. -- SAVE THE PARROTS! Eschew the use of poly! ---------- http://diversify.com Poly-free Website Development |
adult scroll patterns??
On Saturday, October 9, 2004 at 11:51:35 AM UTC-7, walntluvr wrote:
Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee scrollsawvillage.com has some |
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