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Missing your cat?
Check my tires. "jo4hn" wrote in message ink.net... 1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham 2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown 3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous 4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez 5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb 6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry erkeley 7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway 8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly 9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch 10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick 11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous 12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine 13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Scottish Proverb 14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life -- music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer 15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul 16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Arabic Proverb 17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette 18. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb 19. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch 20. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."-- Unknown 21. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." -- Anonymous meowalo, jo4hn |
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