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Combining projects, or how to fix a chopping board
My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one,
and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Steve |
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On 10/28/2013 12:57 PM, SteveB wrote:
My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Steve What does the reverse side look like? |
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SteveB wrote:
My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. Or use her nice linen napkins for a snot rag at the table... -- -Mike- |
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"SteveB" wrote in message ... My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Steve Put a wet dishrag on it and use HER iron to steam the hell out of it. With luck the holes will swell closed. Art |
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"SteveB" wrote in message ... My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Steve On our chopping board as it gets nicks and deep cuts I fill with JB Weld and after set up for 24 hours use belt sander to even it smooth. Then treat with MINERAL OIL. Let it soak in and them wipe off excess. This board is over 50 years old. WW |
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On Monday, October 28, 2013 11:57:38 AM UTC-5, SteveB wrote:
My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Steve How thick is it? I would be inclined to hand plane it down if it's a couple of inches or more thick and it's not too wide and long. Some kind of fill will look like crap. |
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On Mon, 28 Oct 2013 09:57:38 -0700, SteveB
wrote: My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, saying the chopping board did a "sloppy" job on her project.) I now have a chopping block with about 25 1/4" deep holes in it, the size of the tip of an ice pick. What would be the best material to fill the holes with, then, probably sand flush. Something that wouldn't come out, or sluff off with time. Since I only use KNIVES on it, there should be no problem of them being punched or gouged out unless the grandkids are given it by SWMBO for butchering lizards or similar. These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Water would be my first step swell them holes closed. Mark |
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"Artemus" wrote in message ...
"SteveB" wrote in message ... My wife took MY favorite chopping board, a very nice large older one, and used it for a project of hers. Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick, using the wood chopping block as a backup. (She since went to the fabric store and bought the proper punch, Put a wet dishrag on it and use HER iron to steam the hell out of it. With luck the holes will swell closed. +1 This will probably work just fine... John |
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Her project was to poke holes in some project of hers with an ice pick
I'm envisioning a Halloween (stab'um with an ice pick) scene. On Monday, October 28, 2013 2:31:28 PM UTC-5, Artemus wrote: Put a wet dishrag on it and use HER iron to steam the hell out of it. With luck the holes will swell closed. Art I vote this route. Even if the holes don't close completely, they may be much smaller to not matter, too much. Smaller holes: Maybe drive some rounded tooth picks into the holes and hope they seat themselves, securely, and not look obvious. *Try a few tooth picks before committing to all the holes. Sonny |
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I agree with Sonny, toothpicks. Great, inexpensive solver for problem holes. If there's some way to compress the fibers (rub them between two butter knives?) before you pound them into the holes, it would be better. Cut them off flush with the surface. Follow up with a soaking in hot water to swell the fibers back up, and they should never come out.
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Or a combination of suggestions, plane a little AND steam a lot.
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These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin
it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. These women? Last time I loaned out my grinder to the neighbor guy, he sheared off the head bolt while trying to grind off the front end bolts on his mini van. I got back a useless device. And then say, "What's the problem? Just fix it!" Or, "Wassamatta? You have two of them, and that one your Dad gave you was getting old anyway?" I'm the one who fixes things here. Hubby is the one who breaks them. Sheesh. Think I'll use her nice white placemats next time I need to wash Big Red, and see how she likes it. Place mats? What are those?? Not sure I want to ponder on what 'Big Red' is. "Oh, Honey, don't you like the way the grey tones accentuate the white?" Huh? What language is this?? Or use her nice linen napkins for a snot rag at the table... Napkins? Oh! I only use my husband's old shirts for that. Put a wet dishrag on it and use HER iron to steam the hell out of it. With luck the holes will swell closed. Iron? Does someone still use that archaic device?? In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. `Casper |
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On 10/29/2013 9:44 AM, Casper wrote:
In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. +1 You go, girl! -- eWoodShop: www.eWoodShop.com Wood Shop: www.e-WoodShop.net https://plus.google.com/114902129577517371552/posts http://www.custommade.com/by/ewoodshop/ KarlCaillouet@ (the obvious) |
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Casper wrote:
These women? Last time I loaned out my grinder to the neighbor guy, he sheared off the head bolt while trying to grind off the front end bolts on his mini van. I got back a useless device. Damn - that took some talent, or some effort! I'm the one who fixes things here. Hubby is the one who breaks them. Ah - a nobel woman indeed! My wife is pretty handy as well - a trait I find very attractive. Place mats? What are those?? Not sure I want to ponder on what 'Big Red' is. Place mats? That's where you wipe your elbows so you don't get grease on the table top, right? I'm not going near the second part of that statement... Or use her nice linen napkins for a snot rag at the table... Napkins? Oh! I only use my husband's old shirts for that. My wife would never stand for that. I keep my old shirts too long for her to wait for that. When I retire a shirt - it's retired! Iron? Does someone still use that archaic device?? I think it falls into the category of whips and chains... In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. My wife has been amassing a collection of tools, of sorts. It all started with a 27 ton log splitter - her first "power tool". Now she owns her own "girly chainsaw" (a Stihl of course...), cordless screwdrivers, wrenches, regular screwdrivers, and other miscellaneous stuff. I'm holding off on buying her a ratchet set until she's *really* nice to me. -- -Mike- |
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On 10/29/2013 10:44 AM, Casper wrote:
These women. They can use your stuff in the most outlandish way, ruin it, but don't you dare touch any of their stuff. These women? Last time I loaned out my grinder to the neighbor guy, he sheared off the head bolt while trying to grind off the front end bolts on his mini van. I got back a useless device. In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. `Casper So, instead of "these women" he should have said "those women"? Just trying to clarify. |
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On Tue, 29 Oct 2013 10:44:39 -0400, Casper
In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. ++1 |
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Swingman wrote:
On 10/29/2013 9:44 AM, Casper wrote: In this house, I'm the one with tools, the one who fixes things, the one who builds things. I don't wear high heels, makeup or jewelry. The money for those things goes for new tools. My best gifts come from my father-in-law who used to send me 80lb plus boxes of tools, and socks and underwear for hubby. +1 You go, girl! Oh no you dit'n. |
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