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I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
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I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!


Hi Carl.

How is school? I see you are in the fifth grade now and your mommy let you
use the computer. Soon, you'll be old enough to masturbate and that will be
even more fun that posting to newsgroups.


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Buy a box of nails, a hammer, a 2x4, a blindfold and go to town driving
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I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!



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On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:03:18 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
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I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!


Drop a line to cia.gov they have plans for many of the devices you
need.

Jack


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Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.

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Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.


_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.
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Robert Bonomi wrote:
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Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.


_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.


Or worse yet, Lowes plywood.

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