I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in
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I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...



Get a lathe. Find a nice small plate, copy. When done, throw. There
you have it, a flying saucer made of wood. If you throw it hard enough
or sneakily enough, you'll have a wooden UFO.

Puckdropper
--
Wise is the man who attempts to answer his question before asking it.

To email me directly, send a message to puckdropper (at) fastmail.fm

I thought thats what you got when you had kickback
?
Puff

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in
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I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

Fri, May 11, 2007, 12:59am (EDT-3)
(Lucas*J.*Riesau) doth burble:
I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with a wooden UFO - to make
fun of them.
How can I craft a wooden UFO???
It should look like a flying saucer...

If you'd asked for a plate, yes, I could have helped you out. But a
saucer, no.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

Get a lathe. Find a nice small plate, copy. When done, throw.

Throw? Oh, no - to achieve proper UFO effect, you'd need to build a
plate-hurler - possibly based on a trebuchet?
Andy

"Andy" wrote in message
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Get a lathe. Find a nice small plate, copy. When done, throw.

Throw? Oh, no - to achieve proper UFO effect, you'd need to build a
plate-hurler - possibly based on a trebuchet?
Andy

Couldn't you just use a skeet shooter? Good distance, proper ufo type
trajectory. For that matter, actually use skeet, paint some lights on it
with flourescent paint etc etc etc......

"Puff Griffis" wrote in message
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I thought thats what you got when you had kickback
?
Puff


ROFLMAO!
Kate
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"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in
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I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

Better yet, mount a few blinking battery operated LEDs on it......

"Joe" wrote in message
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"Andy" wrote in message
oups.com...
Get a lathe. Find a nice small plate, copy. When done, throw.

Throw? Oh, no - to achieve proper UFO effect, you'd need to build a
plate-hurler - possibly based on a trebuchet?
Andy

Couldn't you just use a skeet shooter? Good distance, proper ufo type
trajectory. For that matter, actually use skeet, paint some lights on it
with flourescent paint etc etc etc......

Throw? Oh, no - to achieve proper UFO effect, you'd need to build a
plate-hurler - possibly based on a trebuchet?
Andy

Couldn't you just use a skeet shooter? Good distance, proper ufo type
trajectory. For that matter, actually use skeet, paint some lights on it
with flourescent paint etc etc etc......

I like it! Then you could be the hero who takes down UFOs with your
12ga.
"No, honey, I'm not wasting time shooting skeet, I'm saving the world
from alien invaders!"
Andy

Crafting the wooden UFO won't be too difficult. If small, you might try
a lathe. For larger ones, you might want to look into bent lamination.
The real challenge is going to be building a matter-antimatter
propulsion unit out of wood. Antimatter wood is a bit difficult to find
on this planet, but you might consider piney-wood. Some folks on here
consider it the anti-wood when it comes to furniture projects.

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

In article , "Joe" wrote:

Couldn't you just use a skeet shooter? Good distance, proper ufo type
trajectory. For that matter, actually use skeet, paint some lights on it
with flourescent paint etc etc etc......

Friend of mine once played a prank on his uncle, an avid skeet shooter. Turned
a few pieces of maple to the same size as a clay pigeon, then spray-painted
them the same color, too, and slipped them in with the clays. Uncle got kinda
frustrated when several failed to shatter, and had a pretty spectacular flow
of colorful language.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

ask an alien
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
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I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
ups.com...
I want to fool those "they are here"-idiots with
a wooden UFO - to make fun of them.

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

It should look like a flying saucer...

You need to be even more pathetic than the "they are here" idiots?

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:

It should look like a flying saucer...



I'd use pink or blue foam, it'll fly much better. G

On 11 May 2007 00:59:56 -0700, "Lucas J. Riesau"
wrote:

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

Make one of these
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1173581537

Sure am glad to know that if I ever travel down
old Mexico way again those fine Police Officers
will be there to protect me.
Puff

"Andy Dingley" wrote in
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On 11 May 2007 00:59:56 -0700, "Lucas J. Riesau"

wrote:

How can I craft a wooden UFO???

Make one of these
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1173581537