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Carl Dau February 2nd 08 12:03 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!

Edwin Pawlowski February 2nd 08 12:28 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 

"Carl Dau" wrote in message
...
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!


Hi Carl.

How is school? I see you are in the fifth grade now and your mommy let you
use the computer. Soon, you'll be old enough to masturbate and that will be
even more fun that posting to newsgroups.



Brian Downstairs February 2nd 08 03:26 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
twice...
Brian

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I hope I grow on you...
I'm a Fungi!!!

If you send me pictures, you deserve a spanking!

"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote in message
t...

"Carl Dau" wrote in message
...
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!


Hi Carl.

How is school? I see you are in the fifth grade now and your mommy let
you use the computer. Soon, you'll be old enough to masturbate and that
will be even more fun that posting to newsgroups.




TH February 2nd 08 11:40 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
Buy a box of nails, a hammer, a 2x4, a blindfold and go to town driving
nails.
"Carl Dau" wrote in message
...
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!




Jack February 3rd 08 09:07 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:03:18 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
wrote:

I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???

Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!


Drop a line to cia.gov they have plans for many of the devices you
need.

Jack

Robert Bonomi February 14th 08 10:15 PM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
In article ,
Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.


J. Clarke February 15th 08 01:44 AM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
Robert Bonomi wrote:
In article
,
Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.


_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.
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(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)



Puckdropper February 15th 08 03:28 AM

How to build wooden torture machines???
 
"J. Clarke" wrote in news:fp2rni06p4
@news2.newsguy.com:

Robert Bonomi wrote:
In article
,
Carl Dau wrote:
I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.

But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.

So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
on my slaves???


have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.


_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.


Or worse yet, Lowes plywood.

Puckdropper
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marching band.

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