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J T
 
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To keep woodworking somewhere in there, tracked this down the other
day.http://www.popularmechanics.com/home...e/1273026.html

Reason being, I wanted a few measurements from it. I'm planning on
making a gun chest - don' need no steenkin' plans, but no need to
reinvent the wheel either. Need a place to park my shotgun - it's
summer, lots of new lawyers on the loose, and it's rabies season - never
can tell when you might get attacked by a rabid lawyer. LOL

Well, the Luv project has slowed down a bit. Is that possible?
Seems the kid is looking for a larger place, so put his up for sale. Ah
well. Children, you gotta love 'em - because you sure can't get rid of
'em.

But, on a positive side, coming up with some positive ideas for
the Dub project. Figured out I should be able to lighten it maybe
another 200 lbs; plus came up with some ways to do some mods easier,
faster, and cheaper, than I'd figured. Once the garage is up, should be
able to get on it first thing. The garage is slow going, but going.
I've been watching Monster Garage, for ideas, and actually got some.
LOL If the Dub was done on there, I figure it would take about a day,
start to finish, max two. It isn't gonna be a rat rod, but it will be a
bit crude, and rude.

Then once I have free space, planing on a boat. Just need to
decide which one I want most.

For a long time I've wanted to make a telescope. Dobsonian. But,
all the plans I looked at were complicated, and confusing. Then a few
months back I got a book oneBay, "Build Your Own Telescopes". Less than
$10, including shipping. Simple plans, and easy to understand.
Building should be no problem. Wood, of course. I'm gonna try to
squeeze one in after the Dub, use it for awhile, then either give it to
the grand-dau, or just keep it, and make one for her and her dad to put
together. One plan is supposedly simple enough for a pre-teen to put
together (4" f/10 refector), so they should have no problems.

The older son, and his family, went to visit his mother, her
dime. Otherwise he never would have gone. Long story. But, he was
able to relax some, and mostly had a pretty good time. From the
pictures they brought back, it would appear the ex had a boob job. That
made my dau-in-law almost hysterical when she heard that. The ex
doesn't care much for her, and vice versa. Another long story. She
told the ex I had said I wanted to come along (I hadn't), and apparently
the ex didn't care much for that idea. LOL I had been of the mind to
never go out there - but now I'm very open to maybe making a trip out
there. Just to say hi. Hehehehe Me and the dau-in-law get along just
fine by the way.

Probably drop by the older son's place tomorrow. Found a pre-boob
picture of the ex I wanna give the dau-in-law, and maybe buy a
lawnmower, for the son, as an early birthday present, or give him the
money to buy his own.

I think I've finally decided on a design for the new Tiki too. I'm
gonna double check, but think I'm good to go. I'll take a picture, once
it's painted.

Had started feeling bad for awhile. But, had started drinking
coffee several times a day again. So, stopped the coffe, and feel good
again. Strange. Used to almost survive on coffee in the Army. Maybe
all those years, and some really bad coffee, made me sensitive to it.
Used to smoke 5+ packs of cigarettes a day (quit about 30+ years ago),
and now very sensitive, if not allergic, to tobacco smoke. Maybe
something similar with coffee. I think I won't test the theory, I'll
just stay away from coffee. So, if anyone in the area ever wants to
meet for coffe, I'll stick to tea. Other than that, not bad - losing a
bit of weight, and meditation keeps the headache down. Life is still
basically good.

Later.



JOAT
Good manners started to happen as soon as all the mammoths were killed
off and there was no piece of food big enough for everyone to eat at the
same time.
- Nanny Ogg

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"J T" wrote in message
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To keep woodworking somewhere


able to relax some, and mostly had a pretty good time. From the
pictures they brought back, it would appear the ex had a boob job.


Hey Joat: Post those pictures over on a.b.p.w. Some of us here have
expertise in that area. ;-)

Larry


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Lawrence L'Hote wrote:
"J T" wrote in message
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To keep woodworking somewhere


able to relax some, and mostly had a pretty good time. From the
pictures they brought back, it would appear the ex had a boob job.


Hey Joat: Post those pictures over on a.b.p.w. Some of us here
have expertise in that area. ;-)

Larry


Hey, let's take a left hand turn here and move from boob jobs to coffee.
I've been drinking more coffee than usual and wonder if it's been bothering
me, too.
I'm not a caffiene junkie usually but love iced coffee, little milk, one
sugar and I think I'm good to go in this weather.

1. Hot coffee with a scoop of vanilla ice cream - try it!

2. 1 cup to 1 1/2 cups cold coffee, 1 tray of ice cubes into the blender on
high until getting smooth. Add two tablespoons sweetened condensed milk,
blend and pour into a large cup or canning jar. Eat with spoon or drink
with large straw.

3. 1 cup cold coffee, two tablespoons Hershy's Chocolate Syrup, tray of ice
cubes and stir. Might not sound like something that will put hair on your
chest but how many of you guys still need more hair?

4. 1 cup cold coffee, 2 ounces (or two squirts) of pre-sweetened or sugar
free American Vanilla syrup, or caramel syrup, or toffee syrup and the ever
popular tray of ice cubes.

What's your summer treat drink?

Josie


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Lawrence L'Hote wrote:
"J T" wrote in message
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To keep woodworking somewhere


able to relax some, and mostly had a pretty good time. From the
pictures they brought back, it would appear the ex had a boob job.


Hey Joat: Post those pictures over on a.b.p.w. Some of us here
have expertise in that area. ;-)

Larry


For Joat and others who are not happy with coffee and its effects
(affects?) try iced tea, decaffinated or regular. You can still ice the
stuff up in the blender and get a "Slurpie" kinda thing going.

1. Add syrup like lemon-lime (two squirts or 2 ounces) to get a different
taste.

2. Add syrup like raspberry or strawberry for another different taste.

3. Too bad you can't add chocolate to tea but most of you are men so the
chocolate isn't quite as important anyway.

The other really nice thing about tea, cold tea, is that you can put some
in a spray bottle for a cooling spray that smells pretty good, none of that
sissy, unmanly after shower spray that you buy from the stores. Towel off
your back, arms and face and spray on a light coating. Leave out the sugar.

Josie




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Joat, you just ain't tryin' hard enough. Ifn ya need some input, maybe
you oughta come on out to Orygun - you know we got that doc-assisted
suicide...


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Corporate States of America and to the
Republicans for which it stands, one nation,
under debt, easily divisible, with liberty
and justice for oil."
- Wiley Miller, Non Sequitur, 1/24/05
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On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:20:03 -0400, the opaque "Buddy Matlosz"
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"firstjois" wrote in message
My mother used to mix sugar and water as a hair tonic for my brothers.
Kept their hair in place and had a nice shine, too.

Bet they were awfully popular with the bees, too.


I'll bet the first time one of them woke up covered in FOUR OR FIVE
THOUSAND ANTS, it would be time to find another recipe. shudder


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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:49:08 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
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My mom used Valvoline and corn syrup with a touch of pine-smell floor
cleaner.


Well, that certainly explains THAT. gd&r


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Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:49:08 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
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My mom used Valvoline and corn syrup with a touch of pine-smell floor
cleaner.



Well, that certainly explains THAT. gd&r



You mean, why I got the chicks and you....well....didn't?

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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 17:19:20 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
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Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:49:08 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
clearly wrote:


My mom used Valvoline and corn syrup with a touch of pine-smell floor
cleaner.



Well, that certainly explains THAT. gd&r


You mean, why I got the chicks and you....well....didn't?


Missed it by -| |- that much.

I rest my case.

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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 16:02:28 -0700, Larry Jaques
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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 17:19:20 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
clearly wrote:

Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:49:08 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
clearly wrote:


My mom used Valvoline and corn syrup with a touch of pine-smell floor
cleaner.


Well, that certainly explains THAT. gd&r


You mean, why I got the chicks and you....well....didn't?


Missed it by -| ARTIST: Jimi Hendrix

TITLE: Hey Joe
Lyrics and Chords


Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where ya goin' with that gun in your hand

/ C G D A E EE7 E - / :

I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady now
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh, and that ain't to cool

Hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down
You shot her down down
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down
You shot her down to the ground

Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' 'round, messin' 'round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round the town
And I gave her the gun, I shot her

Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now
Where you gonna run to
Hey Joe, I said, where you gonna run to now
Where you, where you gonna go

Well dig it
I'm goin' way down south
Way down Mexico way, alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hangman gonna find me
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
Hey Joe, you better run on down
Goodbye, everybody
|- that much.

I rest my case.

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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 19:55:05 -0400, the opaque Tom Watson
clearly wrote:

On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 16:02:28 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 17:19:20 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
clearly wrote:

Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:49:08 GMT, the opaque Bob Schmall
clearly wrote:


My mom used Valvoline and corn syrup with a touch of pine-smell floor
cleaner.


Well, that certainly explains THAT. gd&r

You mean, why I got the chicks and you....well....didn't?


Missed it by -| ARTIST: Jimi Hendrix

TITLE: Hey Joe
Lyrics and Chords


Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where ya goin' with that gun in your hand

/ C G D A E EE7 E - / :

I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady now
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh, and that ain't to cool

Hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down
You shot her down down
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down
You shot her down to the ground

Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' 'round, messin' 'round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round the town
And I gave her the gun, I shot her

Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now
Where you gonna run to
Hey Joe, I said, where you gonna run to now
Where you, where you gonna go

Well dig it
I'm goin' way down south
Way down Mexico way, alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hangman gonna find me
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
Hey Joe, you better run on down
Goodbye, everybody
|- that much.

I rest my case.


Anybody ever tell ya that you was weird, Tawm? Tres weird?
Jimi din't wear no Valvoline cum PineSol, least not fars I can
'member.

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