"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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IMM wrote:

How do you clean those yellow boots?

Is yours simply a boot fetish, or feet too?

I don't have yellow boots. Now, how do you clean those yellow boots?

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Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

As I said ... you seem to have problems differentiating between fantasy
and reality

see a doctor

--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
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"raden" wrote in message
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"raden" wrote in message
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Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

In message , IMM writes
But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM writes
But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the
Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, have you brought Dim Lin the luscious Oriental enchantress here?

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Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, have you brought Dim Lin the luscious Oriental enchantress here?

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
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Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, have you brought Dim Lin the luscious Oriental enchantress here?

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, you mean you have stopped going regularly because Dim Lin the
luscious Oriental enchantress is here?

On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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"raden" wrote in message
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writes

"raden" wrote in message
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Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM? There is nothing sexual about that for
us normal people. Perhaps you're dreaming. Wet ones judging by your
fantasies.

Phil
The uk.d-i-y FAQ is at http://www.diyfaq.org.uk/
Remove NOSPAM from address to email me

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"raden" wrote in message
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Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, have you brought Dim Lin the luscious Oriental enchantress here?

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, you mean you have stopped going regularly because Dim Lin the
luscious Oriental enchantress is here?

No, I mean, as usual, you don't have the faintest idea what you're on
about

--
geoff

In article ,
IMM wrote:
How do you clean those yellow boots?

Is yours simply a boot fetish, or feet too?

I don't have yellow boots.

Never mind. Just keep fantasising over mine. Does it make you feel *real*
good?

--
*Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled*

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM

writes
Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the
Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of it.
You should never have brought her back here.

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
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Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would
find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, have you brought Dim Lin the luscious Oriental enchantress
here?

And where did I say I go to the far east regularly ?

Maxie, you mean you have stopped going regularly because Dim Lin the
luscious Oriental enchantress is here?

No, I mean, as usual, you don't have the faintest idea what you're on
about

Maxie, you have a big secret, let us into it.

On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:09:42 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM

writes
Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the
Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of it.
You should never have brought her back here.

Hey, don't you start calling me Maxie, dIMM.

Oh, is that just your way of fessing up to your new monacur, dIMM?

phil

"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:09:42 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM

writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM

writes
Could be advantageous in the right place,
eg. Croydon. Might even get you a
spot on Eurotrash ;=D

But DIMM's an essex girl

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

Altzheimers or split personality ?

Maxie, do you have memory blots when you think of Dim Lin the
Oriental
enchantress? It's all coming out now.

Your overactive imagination is
also having an adverse effect

what's it called when someone has
problems separating fantasy from
reality ?

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to
the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would
find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of
it.
You should never have brought her back here.

Hey, don't you start calling me Maxie, dIMM.

Oh, is that just your way of fessing up to your new monacur, dIMM?

My God this man doesn't have any memory.

"raden" wrote
| IMM writes
| But DIMM's an essex girl
| Maxie, DIMM is a memory.
| Altzheimers or split personality ?

Dual in-line, I thought. Bit like his combi boilers.

Owain

"Owain" wrote in message
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"raden" wrote
| IMM writes
| But DIMM's an essex girl
| Maxie, DIMM is a memory.
| Altzheimers or split personality ?

Dual in-line, I thought. Bit like his combi boilers.

Wrong, not in line. You stick to memory.

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No, I mean, as usual, you don't have the faintest idea what you're on
about

Maxie, you have a big secret, let us into it.

There's no secret, I just think you're an idiot

--
geoff

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"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of it.
You should never have brought her back here.

In the excitement of your self abuse, you seem to be getting me confused
with Phil

--
geoff

In message , IMM writes


Penny pinching. I am say don't buy it, not buy a cheap one. When buying
one buy a very good quality pipe cutter.

Here is this Plowman giving advise on CH..read on...

This what he wears, yes he does...he said...
"Well, I got a rather flash pair of DeWalt boots from TLC, so there.;-)"

Sad isn't it. Big yellow boots. Yes. big yellow boots.

Aha - alles klar - DIMM is really gollum in drag

--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
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"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to
the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of
it.
You should never have brought her back here.

In the excitement of your self abuse, you seem to be getting me confused
with Phil

Maxie, there is no confusing you with anyone else.

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM writes

No, I mean, as usual, you don't have the faintest idea what you're on
about

Maxie, you have a big secret, let us into it.

There's no secret, I just think you're an idiot

Maxie, this is a facade. You are hiding something from us.

On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:41:38 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go to
the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek of
it.
You should never have brought her back here.

In the excitement of your self abuse, you seem to be getting me confused
with Phil

Maxie, there is no confusing you with anyone else.

Your not confused - oh boy. Even after I told you that you called me
"Maxie" (whoever that is), you STILL haven't twigged. You DID reply to
me as though I was radan. Just look back up and you'll see.

phil

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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:41:38 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM
writes

"Phil Addison" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 23:49:57 -0000, "IMM" wrote:


"raden" wrote in message
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In message , IMM

Maxie, Dim Lin the Oriental Enchantress is very real. You go
to
the
Far
East regularly. You told us.

Where did I say that?

Maxie, yiou said on 2000/03/07...

"My house in Indonesia had a 2kW main fuse - quite often I would
find
myself
naked in the shower"

Maxie, can't you keep this sex at bay. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you shower naked then dIMM?

Maxie, this one is after your Oriental enchantress Dim Lin. the cheek
of
it.
You should never have brought her back here.

In the excitement of your self abuse, you seem to be getting me
confused
with Phil

Maxie, there is no confusing you with anyone else.

Your not confused - oh boy. Even after I told you that you called me
"Maxie" (whoever that is), you STILL haven't twigged. You DID reply to
me as though I was radan. Just look back up and you'll see.

You are not Maxie, so don't try and be him. Are you after his Oriental
enchantress? Such a cad and a bounder.