"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:41:57 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
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raden wrote:
If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Now, that's bookmarked for future use

Yup - such statements have a habit of haunting you to the grave...

Like Occam's Razor and IMM's Hacksaw.

Perhaps he can repair the faux pas with car body filler ?? :-/

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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:41:57 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
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In article ,
raden wrote:
If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Now, that's bookmarked for future use

Yup - such statements have a habit of haunting you to the grave...

Like Occam's Razor and IMM's Hacksaw.



....or the Avensis email....

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email me at
richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk

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"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:41:57 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
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In article ,
raden wrote:
If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Now, that's bookmarked for future use

Yup - such statements have a habit of haunting you to the grave...

Like Occam's Razor and IMM's Hacksaw.

IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.

On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:02:31 +0100, "IMM" wrote:


"RichardS" noaccess@invalid wrote in message
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"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:41:57 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
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In article ,
raden wrote:
If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Now, that's bookmarked for future use

Yup - such statements have a habit of haunting you to the grave...

Like Occam's Razor and IMM's Hacksaw.

IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.

Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.


..andy

To email, substitute .nospam with .gl

"Andy Hall" wrote
| "IMM" wrote:
| IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.
| Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.

Owain

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:02:31 +0100, "IMM" wrote:


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"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:41:57 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

In article ,
raden wrote:
If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Now, that's bookmarked for future use

Yup - such statements have a habit of haunting you to the grave...

Like Occam's Razor and IMM's Hacksaw.

IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.

Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

Which would be squarely cut and trimmed accordingly.

"Steve and Stephanie" wrote in message
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I fully agree. Appalling behaviour.

And you sir are incapable of adult dialogue.
Could I suggest that if you cannot write without swearing then you do
neither.

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

"raden" wrote in message
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In message , Huge
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"Steve and Stephanie" writes:

If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?
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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message

neither.
Could I suggest that if you cannot write without swearing then you do
And you sir are incapable of adult dialogue.

Chaucer swore. Shakespeare swore. Assorted Poet's Laureate did little
else. Playwrights galore. Filmmakers lauded with plaudits. All
foul mouthed.

Can I suggest that if you cannot tolerate a little language, then you
**** off to alt.disney.children or somesuch?

Ooh, wash yer mouth out

Well said Maxie, well said.

"Owain" wrote in message
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"Andy Hall" wrote
| "IMM" wrote:
| IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.
| Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.


:-)
(doubles up with the thought)

In message , Huge
writes
"Owain" writes:
"Andy Hall" wrote
| "IMM" wrote:
| IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.
| Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.

Mohel. (Pronounced "moil".) Mohels do circumcisions, not rabbis.

No need for IMM, rabbi or mohel - since this is a DIY group, the
Landover Baptist approach seems most appropriate:

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/browse/?...&zoom=yes#zoom
http://tinyurl.com/5qv9y

--
dave @ stejonda
Bring culture back to NTL.
http://www.performance-channel.com/

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?



Rich coming from someone who regularly spells the word 'THE' as 'TEH'....

The only natural thing about you, sir, is that you regularly show yourself
up as a little man of self abuse.

BTW, I know of two people who couldn't spell [1] but they could fit, build
or mend just about anything, one died at the grand old age of 90 worth a
couple of million ukp's (personal worth) after running his own building
company since the end of WW2...

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.

Mohel. (Pronounced "moil".) Mohels do circumcisions, not rabbis.


Probably good for IMM too, the pay's awful.
But you get to keep the tips.

In message , "dave @ stejonda"
writes
In message , Huge
writes
"Owain" writes:
"Andy Hall" wrote
| "IMM" wrote:
| IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.
| Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.

Mohel. (Pronounced "moil".) Mohels do circumcisions, not rabbis.

No need for IMM, rabbi or mohel - since this is a DIY group, the
Landover Baptist approach seems most appropriate:

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/browse/?...08604&pv=lando
verbaptist.3957275&pp=3&Ntk=All&nr=1&Nao=1&zoom=y es#zoom
http://tinyurl.com/5qv9y


As always, they get to the root of the problem

--
geoff

In message , Aidan
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For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not a
rabbi.

Mohel. (Pronounced "moil".) Mohels do circumcisions, not rabbis.


Probably good for IMM too

It would get him an honorary darwin award at least


--
geoff

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Intelligence is not directly correlated with ability to do DIY. Ability
to read instruction manuals may well be.

Then how, as five year old, did I find and re-assemble my beloved tricycle
that lay in component parts in a box?
I did this, without any wordy description, but used what little intelegence
I had at that age and all checks that were made after, proved that I had
done nothing wrong in the construction.

Having said that, I continue to agree with most of what you post here :-)

Dave

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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If you can't spell, what chance have you of fitting ANYTHING?

Spell? Our prize snot has got a bleeding cheek.

"dave @ stejonda" wrote in message
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In message , Huge
writes
"Owain" writes:
"Andy Hall" wrote
| "IMM" wrote:
| IMM is brilliant with a hacksaw.
| Unless you're a bit of Speedfit pipe.

For the sake of Jewish baby boys everywhere, it's a good thing IMM's not
a
rabbi.

Mohel. (Pronounced "moil".) Mohels do circumcisions, not rabbis.

Do you mean a rabbi never did your?

No need for IMM, rabbi or mohel - since this is a DIY group, the
Landover Baptist approach seems most appropriate:


http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/browse/?...&zoom=yes#zoom
http://tinyurl.com/5qv9y

Should be banned. No time for all this ridiculousness..