Needed to clear out the mother in law's house, she shuffled off her
mortal coil and we've sold it.

I said i'd rent a van and empty it and sell some stuff, the missus said
I didn't have time, and then there was project fear from her brother who
was one of a bunch who'd moved her furniture in, tales of woe of how it
took six of them to move the sofa and all the doors had to come off.

So I conceded and she ordered a 'clearance'.

We cajoled her brother into being there to let them in, he knew the
brief, they were emptying the gaff cos I haven't got time.

The soppy tart called up later to tell us they hadn't taken the sofa,
because it was too heavy, turns out they didn't take any of the pine or
flat pack ****e either. They just took the two 6 month old 1500 quid ish
beds and the stuff that was made of oak. ####s virtually burgled the
place while someone made them a brew.

A cautionary tale. You probably aren't the sort of dip**** who'd be done
over in this way, but even if so, make sure you administer it yourself.

So I rented a van......