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House clearance or burglary?
Needed to clear out the mother in law's house, she shuffled off her
mortal coil and we've sold it. I said i'd rent a van and empty it and sell some stuff, the missus said I didn't have time, and then there was project fear from her brother who was one of a bunch who'd moved her furniture in, tales of woe of how it took six of them to move the sofa and all the doors had to come off. So I conceded and she ordered a 'clearance'. We cajoled her brother into being there to let them in, he knew the brief, they were emptying the gaff cos I haven't got time. The soppy tart called up later to tell us they hadn't taken the sofa, because it was too heavy, turns out they didn't take any of the pine or flat pack ****e either. They just took the two 6 month old 1500 quid ish beds and the stuff that was made of oak. ####s virtually burgled the place while someone made them a brew. A cautionary tale. You probably aren't the sort of dip**** who'd be done over in this way, but even if so, make sure you administer it yourself. So I rented a van...... |
House clearance or burglary?
On 29/08/18 21:18, Jim K wrote:
Is it D for diazepam? ... I'm genuinely impressed, most would have gone straight for 'dick' but you've obviously got more imagination. |
House clearance or burglary?
On Wed, 29 Aug 2018 21:15:32 +0100, R D S wrote:
Needed to clear out the mother in law's house, she shuffled off her mortal coil and we've sold it. I said i'd rent a van and empty it and sell some stuff, the missus said I didn't have time, and then there was project fear from her brother who was one of a bunch who'd moved her furniture in, tales of woe of how it took six of them to move the sofa and all the doors had to come off. So I conceded and she ordered a 'clearance'. We cajoled her brother into being there to let them in, he knew the brief, they were emptying the gaff cos I haven't got time. The soppy tart called up later to tell us they hadn't taken the sofa, because it was too heavy, turns out they didn't take any of the pine or flat pack ****e either. They just took the two 6 month old 1500 quid ish beds and the stuff that was made of oak. ####s virtually burgled the place while someone made them a brew. We had a similar problem. SWMBO organised it all (her mother's house was 120 miles away and she stayed there for a bit). She decide to get a clearance from the British Heart Foundation. They wanted £250 for a full clearance, and she didn't have a lot of time so said yes. She wasn't there for the actual clearance, they took the good stuff and left. She managed to get them back days later (another trip for her) and they didn't take the carpets (she had to leave before them, leaving a neighbour to oversee them). My litigious 21 year old son spent an hour and a half on the phine to them. They finally (one day before our clearance deadline) came back and cleared the carpets. -- My posts are my copyright and if @diy_forums or Home Owners' Hub wish to copy them they can pay me £1 a message. Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
House clearance or burglary?
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Needed to clear out the mother in law's house, she shuffled off her mortal coil and we've sold it. I said i'd rent a van and empty it and sell some stuff, the missus said I didn't have time, and then there was project fear from her brother who was one of a bunch who'd moved her furniture in, tales of woe of how it took six of them to move the sofa and all the doors had to come off. So I conceded and she ordered a 'clearance'. We cajoled her brother into being there to let them in, he knew the brief, they were emptying the gaff cos I haven't got time. The soppy tart called up later to tell us they hadn't taken the sofa, because it was too heavy, turns out they didn't take any of the pine or flat pack ****e either. They just took the two 6 month old 1500 quid ish beds and the stuff that was made of oak. ####s virtually burgled the place while someone made them a brew. A cautionary tale. You probably aren't the sort of dip**** who'd be done over in this way, but even if so, make sure you administer it yourself. So I rented a van...... Should have made it clear at the outset - take one. take all. The good and the bad. |
House clearance or burglary?
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Needed to clear out the mother in law's house, she shuffled off her mortal coil and we've sold it. I said i'd rent a van and empty it and sell some stuff, the missus said I didn't have time, and then there was project fear from her brother who was one of a bunch who'd moved her furniture in, tales of woe of how it took six of them to move the sofa and all the doors had to come off. So I conceded and she ordered a 'clearance'. We cajoled her brother into being there to let them in, he knew the brief, they were emptying the gaff cos I haven't got time. The soppy tart called up later to tell us they hadn't taken the sofa, because it was too heavy, turns out they didn't take any of the pine or flat pack ****e either. They just took the two 6 month old 1500 quid ish beds and the stuff that was made of oak. ####s virtually burgled the place while someone made them a brew. A cautionary tale. You probably aren't the sort of dip**** who'd be done over in this way, but even if so, make sure you administer it yourself. So I rented a van...... Is it D for diazepam? ... -- -- Jim K ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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