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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ -- (\_/) (='.'=) "Between two evils, I always pick (")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim -- Please don't feed the trolls |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Tim+" wrote in message news  Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On 04/05/17 17:37, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' I think many marriages in the past were of the 'well I'll do it a few times for children, but really after that I'll be at my club' sort of thing. -- "What do you think about Gay Marriage?" "I don't." "Don't what?" "Think about Gay Marriage." |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message news On 04/05/17 17:37, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' I think many marriages in the past were of the 'well I'll do it a few times for children, but really after that I'll be at my club' sort of thing. big boys clubs like the masons ... |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message news On 04/05/17 17:37, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' Why can't he use a turkey baster like the yanks used to do in the 60s ? I think many marriages in the past were of the 'well I'll do it a few times for children, but really after that I'll be at my club' sort of thing. It would be interesting to get some stats on that sort of thing. |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:04:02 UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' https://www.regulation-london.com/cl...-gas-mask-hood (Possibly cheaper from Screwfix) Owain |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:04:02 UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 04/05/17 17:37, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies. Wants some of his own. Quite a few gay couples do. I kn ow two gay couples that have kids. I did point out the difficulty... Same difficult those that can;t have kids, and they can get kids the same way foster parents or adopters do, they just have to fill out the forns and get checked out in a simialr way to peolpe that take on resque animals. ess difficult than it was He says 'I tried it but the smell was awful' I think many marriages in the past were of the 'well I'll do it a few times for children, but really after that I'll be at my club' sort of thing. Conserative club ;-) I do believe that those in the past just conformed to the mainstream just like everyome wore a similar hat & outfit. One of teh first and most famous was Rock Hudson he married a women and later a man. |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Had my kids years ago and don't want more. Doesn't make me want to castrate myself. Seriously didn't realise emotional dinosaurs like yourself still existed. Tim -- Please don't feed the trolls |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... Had my kids years ago and don't want more. Doesn't make me want to castrate myself. Seriously didn't realise emotional dinosaurs like yourself still existed. Tim bona |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:37:13 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Tim+" wrote in message news Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? ..... Why would his sexuality make any difference? Tim because they have no desire to procreate? .... So you only have sex when you want to procreate ? How does you and your hand procreate ? |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
En el artículo , Tim+
escribió: Why would his sexuality make any difference? Jim has "ishooss". He's a sad old man firmly in the closet struggling with his latent desires and is best ignored. He's followed me like an irritating yappy little dog around the newsgroups for years trying his pest to piddle on my feet at every opportunity, but only succeeds in ****ing his own pants. -- (\_/) (='.'=) "Between two evils, I always pick (")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans _genitalia/ reminds me of the poofter who stuck a frozen raw fish up his botton love canal head first....it defrosted and the scales made it impossible to remove it...medical help was required to his pink sock ...tee hee |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
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fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits It would still be a bit worrying when they said, "right, we've just got to slide this thing between the ring and your knob" http://www.bigredtruck.com.au/dragon-force-universal-pedal-cutter |
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On Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:19:45 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
The daft part if I recall my Kinky first aid Was that an evening class you went to or just from a textbook? Owain |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
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Mike Tomlinson wrote: "An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits several days before" Several *days*? "I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour" Brain of Britain, eh. Sensible people use a leather one with 'popper' fixings. Often with poppers too. -- *I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
En el artículo , Mike Tomlinson
escribió: A follow-up for anyone still awake. The image chosen to accompany the article is, um, interesting. https://www.rt.com/uk/387233-sex-toy-penis-ring/  -- (\_/) (='.'=) "Between two evils, I always pick (")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... En el artículo , Mike Tomlinson escribió: A follow-up for anyone still awake. The image chosen to accompany the article is, um, interesting. https://www.rt.com/uk/387233-sex-toy-penis-ring/ how racialist you should have shown white pudding as well ..... |
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In message , Jim GM4DHJ ...
writes "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message https://www.rt.com/uk/387233-sex-toy-penis-ring/ how racialist you should have shown white pudding as well ..... Perhaps only white men need cock rings ... -- Graeme |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
"Graeme" wrote in message ... In message , Jim GM4DHJ ... writes "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message https://www.rt.com/uk/387233-sex-toy-penis-ring/ how racialist you should have shown white pudding as well ..... Perhaps only white men need cock rings ... no no there is the odd darky with a small todger .... |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On 06/05/2017 09:08, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Graeme" wrote in message ... In message , Jim GM4DHJ ... writes "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message https://www.rt.com/uk/387233-sex-toy-penis-ring/ how racialist you should have shown white pudding as well ..... Perhaps only white men need cock rings ... no no there is the odd darky with a small todger .... How do you know that? -- Adam |
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Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)
On Saturday, 6 May 2017 08:58:49 UTC+1, Graeme wrote:
Perhaps only white men need cock rings ... I need one halfway up, stop me causing internal damage :-) Owain |
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... On Saturday, 6 May 2017 08:58:49 UTC+1, Graeme wrote: Perhaps only white men need cock rings ... I need one halfway up, stop me causing internal damage :-) How many times do you need to be told? The pussy you need to be doing it with does not have claws, a tail and sharp teeth. |
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