"An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters
came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal
cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits
several days before"

Several *days*?

"I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do
something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour"

Brain of Britain, eh.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans
_genitalia/

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