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Default Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)



"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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On 04/05/17 17:37, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Tim+" wrote in message
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Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:

"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
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"An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters
came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal
cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits
several days before"

Several *days*?

"I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do
something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour"

Brain of Britain, eh.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans
_genitalia/

perhaps he was a homersexual and was trying to castrate himself? .....


Why would his sexuality make any difference?

Tim

because they have no desire to procreate? ....


Oddly enough they do. A gay relative simply adores his sisters babies.
Wants some of his own. I did point out the difficulty...He says 'I tried
it but the smell was awful'


Why can't he use a turkey baster like the yanks used to do in the 60s ?

I think many marriages in the past were of the 'well I'll do it a few
times for children, but really after that I'll be at my club' sort of
thing.


It would be interesting to get some stats on that sort of thing.