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Default Another metal cock ring victim (Tenuous angle grinder angle.)

The daft part if I recall my Kinky first aid is that very cold water or iced
water is what is needed here. I'm told that if the person is Jewish its
far more of a problem as forskin can stretch t enable it to be taken off
with a bit of lubrication.

I do wonder about some people though.
It is a very common problem, according to the first aid folk.
I guess the victim should expect to be laughed at, there is so little to
laugh at these days after all.

Brian

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"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
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"An East London man is breathing more easily today after fire fighters
came to his rescue early this morning - they used a hydraulic pedal
cutter to remove a metal ring he had slipped over his dangly bits
several days before"

Several *days*?

"I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do
something about it. it was swollen and a funny colour"

Brain of Britain, eh.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...on_ilford_mans
_genitalia/

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