So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.




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On Sat, 28 Jan 2017 17:38:21 +0000, ARW wrote:

So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.

Probably one of the management checking up on how you treat an apprentice
- trouble is they have no idea how to behave as one!

In message , ARW
writes

Something is not right.

Hell's teeth. Next, you'll be telling us he has an *education*.
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In message , ARW
writes
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers
hanging half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the
ground and not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile
phone, can speak in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands
what he is doing.

Something is not right.

He thinks his dad signed him up to be a banker?

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"ARW" wrote in message ...

So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.





Polish ?

Andrew

On Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:38:12 UTC, ARW wrote:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.

Next you'll be telling us he knows how to make tea with tea-leaves.

Owain

ARW Wrote in message:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.




--
Adam


In that case I hope you'll invest some time in the lad and repay
his approach by giving him the best possible start.

My early apprentice days were a serious disappointment for me as
most of the so called professionals spent more time taking the
**** than they did setting me appropriate work and
supervising.

Phil
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On 28/01/2017 17:38, ARW wrote:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.


Could this be my mate? Probably not, as he just started his, but it is
gas that he is doing.

He is 55 though, and after 30+ year with the police.

En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@b
lueyonder.co.uk escribió:

So

I was waiting for you to post that

will reply to your email soon, not ignoring you, honest.

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No in my view its at University where things tend to go wrong. Common sense
is removed and you get radicalised.
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In message , ARW
writes

Something is not right.

Hell's teeth. Next, you'll be telling us he has an *education*.
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Brian Gaff wrote

No in my view its at University where things tend to go wrong. Common
sense is removed and you get radicalised.

Didn’t happen to me, or anyone else I know who went there either.

Clearly hasn’t happened to Adam or Simon either.


"Graeme" wrote in message
...
In message , ARW
writes

Something is not right.

Hell's teeth. Next, you'll be telling us he has an *education*.
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On 28/01/2017 23:23, JoeJoe wrote:
On 28/01/2017 17:38, ARW wrote:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.


Could this be my mate? Probably not, as he just started his, but it is
gas that he is doing.

He is 55 though, and after 30+ year with the police.

He is 18.

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On Sun, 29 Jan 2017 09:20:34 +0000, ARW wrote:

On 28/01/2017 23:23, JoeJoe wrote:
On 28/01/2017 17:38, ARW wrote:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers
hanging half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the
ground and not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile
phone, can speak in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands
what he is doing.

Something is not right.


Could this be my mate? Probably not, as he just started his, but it is
gas that he is doing.

He is 55 though, and after 30+ year with the police.

He is 18.

Well, he's doing better than the Apprentice President.



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On 28/01/2017 21:26, TheChief wrote:


My early apprentice days were a serious disappointment for me as
most of the so called professionals spent more time taking the
**** than they did setting me appropriate work and
supervising.


He survived the usual "induction" by me and the decorator on site
yesterday:-)


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"ARW" wrote in message
...
On 28/01/2017 21:26, TheChief wrote:


My early apprentice days were a serious disappointment for me as
most of the so called professionals spent more time taking the
**** than they did setting me appropriate work and
supervising.


He survived the usual "induction" by me and the decorator on site
yesterday:-)

do tell

tim

On Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:02:50 UTC, ARW wrote:
He survived the usual "induction" by me and the decorator on site
yesterday:-)

Does this involve trousers?

Owain

On 29/01/2017 11:42, wrote:
On Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:02:50 UTC, ARW wrote:
He survived the usual "induction" by me and the decorator on site
yesterday:-)

Does this involve trousers?


Only if the bloke fitting the granite worktop is on site.




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On Sunday, 29 January 2017 07:35:53 UTC, Brian Gaff wrote:
No in my view its at University where things tend to go wrong. Common sense
is removed and you get radicalised.
Brian

I wouldn't say radicalised, rationed might be a better word.
Been trying to explain to some academics that students should clear up after themselves it's a difficult concept for them to grasp.
They expect clean and unused protoboards but the week before they didn't remove the conmponents from then so the following week they were still on the board and therefore needed removing. So the reason their circuit wasn't working this week was because they had to first remove what they were doing last week.

On 2017-01-28, ARW wrote:

So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.

Something is not right.

One of the pod people?

On 29/01/2017 09:20, ARW wrote:
On 28/01/2017 23:23, JoeJoe wrote:
On 28/01/2017 17:38, ARW wrote:
So he does not have a stupid haircut, does not wear his trousers hanging
half way down his arse, can walk by lifting his feet off the ground and
not shuffling, does not have an addiction to his mobile phone, can speak
in more than grunts, turns up on time and understands what he is doing.
Something is not right.
Could this be my mate? Probably not, as he just started his, but it is
gas that he is doing.
He is 55 though, and after 30+ year with the police.

He is 18.

Bit old for an apprentice isn't he?