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Not once did I catch him using his mobile phone or just standing there with
his hands in his pockets.

And you can have a sensible conversation with him.

His only mistake all day was not looking up when holding the ladders for the
23 year old project manager [1] as she moved from the ground floor to the
1st floor. I put him straight and he did look up as she came down the
ladders (even though it was my turn to hold the ladders).

I also taught him a couple of things about electrical installations.

[1] Today she was wearing very tight black leggings that showed the camel
toe

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I put him straight and ...

If you can work the same magic on gay women there's a guy in HK willing
to give you a decent drink

http://www.channel4.com/news/billion...sbian-daughter
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Robin wrote:
I put him straight and ...


If you can work the same magic on gay women there's a guy in HK willing to
give you a decent drink

http://www.channel4.com/news/billion...sbian-daughter


He cannot think much of his daughter.

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On Oct 24, 6:35*pm, "ARW" wrote:
Not once did I catch him using his mobile phone or just standing there with
his hands in his pockets.

And you can have a sensible conversation with him.

His only mistake all day was not looking up when holding the ladders for the
23 year old project manager [1] as she moved from the ground floor to the
1st floor. I put him straight and he did look up as she came down the
ladders (even though it was my turn to hold the ladders).

I also taught him a couple of things about electrical installations.

[1] Today she was wearing very tight black leggings that showed the camel
toe

--
Adam


Did you shine a torch up?
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Sounds like it was an achievement that neither of them ended up dead or
sacked to me...

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On Oct 24, 6:35 pm, "ARW" wrote:
Not once did I catch him using his mobile phone or just standing there
with
his hands in his pockets.

And you can have a sensible conversation with him.

His only mistake all day was not looking up when holding the ladders for
the
23 year old project manager [1] as she moved from the ground floor to the
1st floor. I put him straight and he did look up as she came down the
ladders (even though it was my turn to hold the ladders).

I also taught him a couple of things about electrical installations.

[1] Today she was wearing very tight black leggings that showed the camel
toe

--
Adam


Did you shine a torch up?


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