Grunff wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those. You
can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".


That's called an apprentice.

John Armstrong wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 13:09:37 +0000, Grunff wrote:


Grunff wrote:


The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those. You
can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".

D'oh!

Or even "delete from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'"


or "update drillbits set sharpness='razor' where sharpness='blunt';"


@infinity reload reality_matrix -persona IMM -param real_world /dev/null.

Clive Summerfield wrote:

"John Armstrong" wrote in message
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On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 13:09:37 +0000, Grunff wrote:


Grunff wrote:


The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those.

You

can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".

D'oh!

Or even "delete from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'"

or "update drillbits set sharpness='razor' where sharpness='blunt';"


I'd prefer "INSERT INTO TOOLS(ToolName) SELECT Tools FROM Axminster;"
amongst others.



Isert into IMM where DRILLBIT=BLOODY_SHARP?


Cheers
Clive

wrote:

In article , IMM
writes

"Hugo Nebula" wrote in message
. ..

On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 14:38:38 -0000, a particular chimpanzee named
"IMM" randomly hit the keyboard and produced:


Best take down all the walls if stone. Number the stones. build a nice
strong foundation slab. Build a timber frame on it and the re-erect the
walls.

Also oh unwise one. When you take down the walls and then do a "new build",
and then re-erect he walls, you get "all" the VAT back, which is NOT the
case with a conversion. You make the job a "new build".



Grasping at straws because you made a fool of yourself...


He IS Tony Blair!

I claim my £5.

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Clive Summerfield wrote:

"John Armstrong" wrote in message
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On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 13:09:37 +0000, Grunff wrote:


Grunff wrote:


The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those.

You

can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".

D'oh!

Or even "delete from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'"

or "update drillbits set sharpness='razor' where sharpness='blunt';"


I'd prefer "INSERT INTO TOOLS(ToolName) SELECT Tools FROM Axminster;"
amongst others.



Isert into IMM where DRILLBIT=BLOODY_SHARP?

LOL, so funny.

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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John Armstrong wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 13:09:37 +0000, Grunff wrote:


Grunff wrote:


The Natural Philosopher wrote:


Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those.
You
can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".

D'oh!

Or even "delete from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'"


or "update drillbits set sharpness='razor' where sharpness='blunt';"


@infinity reload reality_matrix -persona IMM -param real_world
/dev/null.

LO, so hilarious.

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Grunff wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Its called a database Grunff. Works fine in software :-)


A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those. You
can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".


That's called an apprentice.

LOL, so funny!

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 00:21:35 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

That's called an apprentice.

He's busy at the moment - he's been despatched to get a bucket of air,
and when he's finished that he's got to go get some hob-nailed screws


PoP

Sending email to my published email address isn't
guaranteed to reach me.

In article ,
IMM wrote:
A marker pen and an interest in jigsaws?

That is what they did to London Bridge and sent it to the USA.

And then still puzzled because it hadn't any towers...

--
*Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn