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That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other
drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". I like that apprentice. -- Adam |
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On 5/21/2016 4:45 PM, ARW wrote:
That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". I like that apprentice. Not all useless then! One shouldn't laugh..... |
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On Sat, 21 May 2016 16:45:57 +0100, "ARW"
wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. I phoned one of the 'How is my driving' numbers to compliment the driver on his foresight and being 'A knight of the road', as lorry drivers are supposed to be. The woman at the other end was confused because she wasn't sure what I was complaining about? ;-) 3am this morning snip I know what you mean and many people say such but isn't '3am today' the correct way of saying that? I know the 'this morning' is meant to differentiate from 'any other morning' but ... shrug? I *nearly* phoned the company of the van driver who must have cleaned his old van out and left it in the kerb near ours (complete with parking permits relating to the van) before taking on his new one. He was caught on a neighbours CCTV so we knew when but you couldn't make out the actual person etc. And even if you do complain, you never know what people might do when *they* feel they have been hard done by, even when 100% guilty! (Not suggesting anything of course). ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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On Saturday, 21 May 2016 16:46:15 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box He didn't write the number next to the phone did he? Owain |
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On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote:
That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday Just how many ******s phone up the office to complain about your driving? |
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On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote:
That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. |
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On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote:
On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. |
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dennis@home wrote:
On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote: On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. ARW is a spark who lives in Barnsley and bought a council house. Enough said? |
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On 21/05/2016 20:02, dennis@home wrote:
On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote: On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. Do you have evidence of that? The 'victim' had the opportunity of withholding their number, so not at all obvious he didn't want it disseminated to all and sundry. |
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On 21/05/2016 21:33, Fredxxx wrote:
On 21/05/2016 20:02, dennis@home wrote: On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote: On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. Do you have evidence of that? The 'victim' had the opportunity of withholding their number, so not at all obvious he didn't want it disseminated to all and sundry. ICO. |
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"GB" wrote in message ... On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday Just how many ******s phone up the office to complain about your driving? All of them. And then there's the furious ****ing in the back of the van... |
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On 21/05/2016 22:07, dennis@home wrote:
On 21/05/2016 21:33, Fredxxx wrote: On 21/05/2016 20:02, dennis@home wrote: On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote: On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. Do you have evidence of that? The 'victim' had the opportunity of withholding their number, so not at all obvious he didn't want it disseminated to all and sundry. ICO. ICO is not evidence. |
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Depends what the complaint was about in the first place of course.I'd like
to get my hands on a large van driver, the van is large not the driver, at least I guess so, who regularly tries to get up my road in the middle of the evening when according to others there is a clear sign down the road suggesting no commercial vehicles wider than x past this point. The issue is that there are cars parked both sides and this sort of idiot damages cars or starts people coming out and moving cars etc. I'm sure they must have had a moan, but it is now happening three times a week. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "newshound" wrote in message o.uk... On 5/21/2016 4:45 PM, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". I like that apprentice. Not all useless then! One shouldn't laugh..... |
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"GB" wrote in message
... On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday Just how many ******s phone up the office to complain about your driving? Only two AFAIK and one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. It was the apprentice that was driving on Frday and he drove very well and did nothing wrong. -- Adam |
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"dennis@home" wrote in message
.com... On 21/05/2016 19:05, soup wrote: On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday forgot to withhold his home phone number when he called the office to complian. 3am this morning after leaving the night club the apprentice called him from a phone box and said "Can I have lift home please Dad? Oh sorry I think I have dialed the wrong number". So you drive like a tube are caught and reported yet the person complaining is the ****** not the person who drove like an arsehole in the first place. If the victim reads this group the company could get a rather large ~£50k fine for leaking that phone number. You do talk some ********. -- Adam |
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"Brian Gaff" wrote in message ... Depends what the complaint was about in the first place of course.I'd like to get my hands on a large van driver, the van is large not the driver, at least I guess so, who regularly tries to get up my road in the middle of the evening when according to others there is a clear sign down the road suggesting no commercial vehicles wider than x past this point. The issue is that there are cars parked both sides and this sort of idiot damages cars or starts people coming out and moving cars etc. I'm sure they must have had a moan, but it is now happening three times a week. |
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On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote:
one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. |
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On Sat, 21 May 2016 17:13:30 +0100, Tim Streater
wrote: In article , T i m wrote: On Sat, 21 May 2016 16:45:57 +0100, "ARW" wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. You could always replace it with what I saw on a pickup in California: "How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-**** to comment". snip ;-) We live by a junction where the 'main' road is a dead-end about 100m on. The majority of the traffic is between the main road and one of the opposing side roads (like a crossroad) (in and out). Soooo, it's now as if the 'main route' is between the main and one side road. This often causes issues for people entering and exiting said dead end because of those not fully obeying the side road rules. eg. They will just pull out onto the main road assuming there will be no through traffic that has authority. Such an instance happened just now and the car, having to make allowances for the car just puling out onto the main road (to avoid what could have been an RTA) gave the offender a load of horn (I should imagine they get fed up with it) and the driver of the offending car stopped, got out and went back to the hootee. It looked like he was sort of apologising but you never know what might happen, even when someone is clearly in the wrong these days. ;-( I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? Cheers, T i m |
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"ARW" wrote in message ... "GB" wrote in message ... On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday Just how many ******s phone up the office to complain about your driving? Only two AFAIK and one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. It was the apprentice that was driving on Frday and he drove very well and did nothing wrong. from the view at the front :-) tim |
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"T i m" wrote in message ... I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't tim |
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soup wrote:
On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. Oh I dunno. Most drivers are pretty crap but the absolute pinacle of inability is won by a woman every time. However, no views aired to a 'how's my driving?' line have any validity. Friend of mine had a complaint logged because the (legally required) beacons on his van were upsetting someone's parrot. -- Scott Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, tim... wrote:
"T i m" wrote in message ... I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't In fact, they introduced one locally a long time ago. Road A in sweeping curve was intersected at a T junction by road B. Then they had to remove the curve and make it a right angle (because the curve was under the bridge for a new trunk road). Road A is now in a straight line and 'becomes' road B, and the rest of road B is now a T junction with Give Way lines. Well, that's how it was until last year. Now the second part of road A has been renamed road C, which was previously the name of a cul de sac off that part of road A! Lots of houses have new addresses. -- My posts are my copyright and if @diy_forums or Home Owners' Hub wish to copy them they can pay me £1 a message. Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, "tim..."
wrote: "T i m" wrote in message .. . I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming Ok. and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't You are probably right it's just that I can't think of any. If I was driving down a road I think I'd assume that the road (name) continued as per the road markings (otherwise, what defines that as 'a road'). Now, I know there are roads (typically on new estates) where an area is all named the same thing ('The Larches' for example) where there is a main route of 'The Larches' and side roads that are road marked as such (T junction markings) that are also 'The larches'. Often these same-named side roads have a name marking that says 'The Larches, Nos 50 - 70'. (or Evens 50 - 70). That's not to say that a single road can't change it's name without any road markings but would generally have two names side_by_side at the point of change ('The High Street' next to 'Chelmsford Way' etc). Cheers, T i m |
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"Scott M" wrote in message ... soup wrote: On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. Oh I dunno. Most drivers are pretty crap but the absolute pinacle of inability is won by a woman every time. However, no views aired to a 'how's my driving?' line have any validity. Oh so ringing up to complain that your driver spent 4 miles blocking the RH lane trying to overtake before giving up and having to pull back in behind the vehicle he failed to overtake doesn't count? How about if that act was performed immediately after the "get away" from traffic lights where the road increased from one lane to two and there were already a queue of 20 cars behind you before you butted you way into the RH lane? (an no I haven't made that example up!) tim |
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On 22 May 2016 10:49:09 GMT, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, tim... wrote: "T i m" wrote in message ... I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't In fact, they introduced one locally a long time ago. Road A in sweeping curve was intersected at a T junction by road B. Then they had to remove the curve and make it a right angle (because the curve was under the bridge for a new trunk road). Road A is now in a straight line and 'becomes' road B, and the rest of road B is now a T junction with Give Way lines. In our instance your road A is the straight though (to a dead end) and the road B is the side turning. Well, that's how it was until last year. Now the second part of road A has been renamed road C, And that was what I was suggesting where a road becomes 'cut' by road markings and therefore (as in your case) ends up being given a new name. which was previously the name of a cul de sac off that part of road A! Lots of houses have new addresses. So in our case, where the main road (to a dead end) is the 'main road' but the main traffic flow comes and goes via the side road B, if you made that the priority traffic flow by moving the T junction markings at the top of B over to the dead-end bit of A, should that bit then be called C and an additional road sign put at the boundary of A and B, indicating you are on A at that point? That sounds too much like algebra to even understand it myself! ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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"T i m" wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, "tim..." wrote: "T i m" wrote in message . .. I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming Ok. and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't You are probably right it's just that I can't think of any. If I was driving down a road I think I'd assume that the road (name) continued as per the road markings (otherwise, what defines that as 'a road') The fact that it was the through route 100 years ago. There are lots of places where only part of a route has been realigned but the whole of the previous road kept its name. Try the junction of Morden Road and the "newly" constructed Merantum Way to re-align the A24 in South Wimbledon. (not the best example cos that junction is traffic light controlled, but the best I can do in 2 minutes) |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:43:05 +0100, Scott M wrote:
soup wrote: On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. Oh I dunno. Most drivers are pretty crap but the absolute pinacle of inability is won by a woman every time. Michelle Mouton and Sabine Schmitz are brought to mind. |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 12:33:06 +0100, "tim..."
wrote: "T i m" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, "tim..." wrote: "T i m" wrote in message ... I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming Ok. and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't You are probably right it's just that I can't think of any. If I was driving down a road I think I'd assume that the road (name) continued as per the road markings (otherwise, what defines that as 'a road') The fact that it was the through route 100 years ago. Well, sure, but those would still generally be called the same thing, either side of the obstruction etc (or Road East / Road West etc). There are lots of places where only part of a route has been realigned but the whole of the previous road kept its name. Oh, ok. Like I said, I wasn't suggesting that wasn't the case, just that I wasn't aware of any. Try the junction of Morden Road and the "newly" constructed Merantum Way to re-align the A24 in South Wimbledon. (not the best example cos that junction is traffic light controlled, but the best I can do in 2 minutes) ;-) Exactly, I can't think of any good / obvious ones either. ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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On 22/05/2016 12:39, Mark Allread wrote:
Sabine Schmitz are brought to mind. They're all dirty them German birds. |
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On 22/05/16 12:39, Mark Allread wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:43:05 +0100, Scott M wrote: soup wrote: On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. Oh I dunno. Most drivers are pretty crap but the absolute pinacle of inability is won by a woman every time. Michelle Mouton and Sabine Schmitz are brought to mind. Sex AND speed. And Susie Wolf. Women actually are capable of being far more then the feminists will let them. -- "The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards." Billy Connolly |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 13:56:25 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Michelle Mouton and Sabine Schmitz are brought to mind. Sex AND speed. And Susie Wolf. Women actually are capable of being far more then the feminists will let them. :-) -- 'You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!' (Lords and Ladies) 14:20:01 up 4 days, 21:39, 7 users, load average: 0.36, 0.29, 0.33 |
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"soup" wrote in message
... On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. I suggest you watch a school run then. Stating facts is not sexist. Why can I reverse park a Scudo (with no rear windows or parking sensors) into a space that most women cannot park a Hyundai i10? Simple - when I got the van I thought "**** me this is going to be a ******* to park" so I took the van into an empty car park and spent 30 minutes perfecting my reverse parking in that van. It's not me that looks like a **** when parking up (apart fom that time my parents garage door needing replacing due to a vertical height restriction and I forgot about the new roof bars I had just fitted to my VH Combo) -- Adam |
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On 22/05/2016 14:59, ARW wrote:
"soup" wrote in message ... On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. I suggest you watch a school run then. Stating facts is not sexist. Why can I reverse park a Scudo (with no rear windows or parking sensors) into a space that most women cannot park a Hyundai i10? Simple - when I got the van I thought "**** me this is going to be a ******* to park" so I took the van into an empty car park and spent 30 minutes perfecting my reverse parking in that van. It's not me that looks like a **** when parking up (apart fom that time my parents garage door needing replacing due to a vertical height restriction and I forgot about the new roof bars I had just fitted to my VH Combo) None of that seems relevant to the question of whether a woman's views on your driving count? |
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... On 22/05/2016 14:59, ARW wrote: "soup" wrote in message ... On 22/05/2016 09:08, ARW wrote: one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. I am pretty unreconstructed but that strikes even me as incredibly sexist. I suggest you watch a school run then. Stating facts is not sexist. Why can I reverse park a Scudo (with no rear windows or parking sensors) into a space that most women cannot park a Hyundai i10? Simple - when I got the van I thought "**** me this is going to be a ******* to park" so I took the van into an empty car park and spent 30 minutes perfecting my reverse parking in that van. It's not me that looks like a **** when parking up (apart fom that time my parents garage door needing replacing due to a vertical height restriction and I forgot about the new roof bars I had just fitted to my VH Combo) None of that seems relevant to the question of whether a woman's views on your driving count? I did say women drivers, not just women. However I could not give a **** about anything a woman has to say about my driving as women are **** at driving. Have you ever played "spot the slit arse driver"? I have a 90% correct rate in that game. -- Adam |
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OT Wank drivers phoning up to complain about the van driver
"T i m" wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 May 2016 12:33:06 +0100, "tim..." wrote: "T i m" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 22 May 2016 11:31:01 +0100, "tim..." wrote: "T i m" wrote in message m... I was wondering if the road markings should be changed to reflect the traffic flow as that might make it safer all round ... however, I'm not sure how that would reflect the road names (roads generally being indicated by the continuity of their markings)? There is no requirement for road markings to follow the road naming Ok. and I'm sure there are thousands of examples where they don't You are probably right it's just that I can't think of any. If I was driving down a road I think I'd assume that the road (name) continued as per the road markings (otherwise, what defines that as 'a road') The fact that it was the through route 100 years ago. Well, sure, but those would still generally be called the same thing, either side of the obstruction etc (or Road East / Road West etc). There are lots of places where only part of a route has been realigned but the whole of the previous road kept its name. Oh, ok. Like I said, I wasn't suggesting that wasn't the case, just that I wasn't aware of any. Try the junction of Morden Road and the "newly" constructed Merantum Way to re-align the A24 in South Wimbledon. (not the best example cos that junction is traffic light controlled, but the best I can do in 2 minutes) ;-) Exactly, I can't think of any good / obvious ones either. ;-) well try A257 Ash By-pass "Sandwich road" continues into the village whilst the main route continues onto "Ash Bypass" (no expense spared on thinking up a name here!) and at the other end of the village "Pedding Hill" continues back onto the main route after the bypass ends. I've also found a couple more where the junction is controlled: Canterbury Road at Hawkinge bypass and A256 London Road out of Dover, both have roundabouts where the main route diverts from the road name. tim |
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OT Wank drivers phoning up to complain about the van driver
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... "ARW" wrote in message ... "GB" wrote in message ... On 21/05/2016 16:45, ARW wrote: That's the trouble with having the companies phone number on the van. Other drivers know who you are. However the ****** that called the office yesterday Just how many ******s phone up the office to complain about your driving? Only two AFAIK and one of them was a woman driver so her views do not count. It was the apprentice that was driving on Frday and he drove very well and did nothing wrong. from the view at the front :-) Wank driver vs my apprentice - I was in the passenger seat and the apprentice did nothing wrong. I'll back them all the way if they have done nothing wrong. Maybe I should not have leant out of the passenger window and spat on the ******s windscreen when we overtook him. -- Adam |
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OT Wank drivers phoning up to complain about the van driver
On Sun, 22 May 2016 16:57:05 +0100, "tim..."
wrote: snip Exactly, I can't think of any good / obvious ones either. ;-) well try A257 Ash By-pass "Sandwich road" continues into the village whilst the main route continues onto "Ash Bypass" (no expense spared on thinking up a name here!) and at the other end of the village "Pedding Hill" continues back onto the main route after the bypass ends. That sorta makes sense *because* it's bypass so 'bypassing' the existing etc? I've also found a couple more where the junction is controlled: Canterbury Road at Hawkinge bypass and A256 London Road out of Dover, both have roundabouts where the main route diverts from the road name. It would be interesting to hear of any more 'local' roads where they have changed the effective 'main route' to reflect the main traffic flow etc. Funnily enough we have the issue of the 'main route' no longer being on the 'main road' and because so many people (specifically 'locals') assume an oncoming vehicle *will* be turning they sometimes pull out in front of people who aren't (to their surprise if they aren't 'local' and ready for such things). I've also noticed on a small 3 exit roundabout (that used to be a T junction) where people indicate left to show those waiting on the opposite junction to go left or straight ahead that they *aren't* turning right. It's like a form of positive confirmation to show other drivers they simply hadn't forgotten to indicate they were turning right (into what would have been the side road, pre roundabout) and it certainly helps the traffic flow (and why the locals do it of course). ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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On 22/05/2016 13:02, T i m wrote:
Exactly, I can't think of any good / obvious ones either. ;-) Where I live the named road (which is a fairly major, through road) has multiple D loops, multiple dead-end legs off both sides, all called by the same single name. There are some other turns off the road which have their own names. Then, at one end of the main part, the road suddenly changes to a completely different name for no obvious reason. The house numbering is also next to impossible to follow. Makes a bit of sense if you have a map with house numbers but without that you are lost. -- Rod |
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On Sun, 22 May 2016 20:24:24 +0100, polygonum
wrote: On 22/05/2016 13:02, T i m wrote: Exactly, I can't think of any good / obvious ones either. ;-) Where I live the named road (which is a fairly major, through road) has multiple D loops, multiple dead-end legs off both sides, all called by the same single name. Yeah, we have those around here. Are the side roads indicated as such by the road markings OOI (like a std 'T' junction)? There are some other turns off the road which have their own names. Ok, again, 'reasonable' (in a bizarre way), especially if the road / junction markings suggest they are 'different' roads. That's what we have here, even though it doesn't reflect the actual traffic flow (and can't because it's a dead end and the side road (onto an estate) was built well after). The question is should they change the road markings to better reflect the actual traffic flow? Then, at one end of the main part, the road suddenly changes to a completely different name for no obvious reason. Again, whilst bizarre (without any logical explanation and assuming the names are signposted) it's not wrong. The house numbering is also next to impossible to follow. Makes a bit of sense if you have a map with house numbers but without that you are lost. Ah, now that can be a bugger, especially if you are trying to find the back or the garage that goes with a place! ;-) Cheers, T i m |
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