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Another £20 bet won from an apprentice
**** easy £20.
A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, -- Adam |
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Another £20 bet won from an apprentice
On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o |
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Another £20 bet won from an apprentice
There is also the toll of course if he continued around.
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On 05/05/2016 22:34, GB wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:23, wrote: There is also the toll of course if he continued around. I don't think that even one of Adam's apprentices would continue the whole way round the M25 in the wrong direction. They'd accidentally turn off to Gatwick, or down the M26. -- Rod |
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"Tim Watts" wrote in message
... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph -- Adam |
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Another £20 bet won from an apprentice
On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway? Owain |
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On Thu, 05 May 2016 22:58:57 +0100, wrote:
On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote: Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway? Difficult to prove. -- Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. |
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On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:58:59 UTC+1, wrote:
On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote: Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway? probably a ban if they realise. NT |
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... On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote: Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway? Well we were always going to take different motorways. I used the M40 as it is faster than the M1 -- Adam |
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On Thu, 05 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph Do you not have a satnav with the cameras on it? -- Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. |
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"ARW" wrote in message ... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph LOL, and don't try the old "it was microwave scatter on the wheelnuts m'lud". Its been tried and it doesn't work |
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ARW wrote: That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit. -- *I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder * Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Friday, 6 May 2016 00:49:20 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
I set the cruse control at 95mph Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit. They do when Adam's driving them :-) Owain |
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
... In article , ARW wrote: That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit. Scudo not Transit. TBH that one has kept the AA busy. |
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On 05/05/16 22:36, ARW wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph I use CoPilot SatNav (for Android) and that has a rather handy nazi-camera database that's updated fairly regularly. What gets me is the distribution - Tunbridge Wells has about 2 cameras. Go anywhere near Croydon up the A23 and there are bloody millions of the things. |
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On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:
Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't compute. -- Cheers Dave. |
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On Friday, 6 May 2016 08:18:19 UTC+1, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't compute. Maybe for a night time drive, 2 am or something. M25 is well camera-ed though. NT |
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Dave Liquorice writes On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I believe. Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't compute. Having once spent over 8 hours doing A3 to A1 (where I gave up) and back, I agree. -- Nick (=----) |
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Nick wrote: In message l.net, Dave Liquorice writes On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I believe. Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't compute. Having once spent over 8 hours doing A3 to A1 (where I gave up) and back, I agree. and, I'm doing that tomorrow morning ;-) -- from KT24 in Surrey, England |
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On 06/05/2016 18:39, Nick wrote:
In message l.net, Dave Liquorice writes On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I believe. A friend of mine was caught after coming off the motorway and the officers told him that on the motorway they'd been doing 120 and he had been pulling away! They were actually quite understanding when they heard that he'd had a phonecall from his mother and she thought that someone had broken in and was still in the house. They still did him, but only for 96, so no ban. |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
idual.net... On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit... Who needs 4 cameras? I already have 6 points on my licence. -- Adam |
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"ARW" wrote in message ... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph you managed 95 on the southern section of the M25 when? 3am on Sunday morning? tim |
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"tim..." wrote in message
... "ARW" wrote in message ... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote: **** easy £20. A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one back wins £20 I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes. He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign, Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail in the next few weeks o **** That will be me: then-( I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began. I set the cruse control at 95mph you managed 95 on the southern section of the M25 when? 3am on Sunday morning? 2pm on a Wednesday. And people were overtaking me. -- Adam |
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On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote:
Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off. -- F |
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On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off. Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo an indicated 90 ish... -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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John Rumm Wrote in message:
On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote: On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off. Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo an indicated 90 ish... The bits of variable speed road I have been on seem to have had average speed cameras anyway. So you wouldn't see them flash as they don't. -- -- Chris French |
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On 08/05/16 07:59, Chris French wrote:
John Rumm Wrote in message: On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote: On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote: Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70? The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off. Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo an indicated 90 ish... The bits of variable speed road I have been on seem to have had average speed cameras anyway. So you wouldn't see them flash as they don't. Several of the new ones are HADECS 3 and they don't flash either. |
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