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**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First one
back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound route
whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o
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There is also the toll of course if he continued around.
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On 05/05/2016 22:34, GB wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:23, wrote:
There is also the toll of course if he continued around.


I don't think that even one of Adam's apprentices would continue the
whole way round the M25 in the wrong direction.


They'd accidentally turn off to Gatwick, or down the M26.

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


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****
That will be me: then-(


As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway?

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On Thu, 05 May 2016 22:58:57 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o

****
That will be me: then-(


As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway?


Difficult to prove.

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On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:58:59 UTC+1, wrote:
On Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:36:05 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o

****
That will be me: then-(


As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway?


probably a ban if they realise.


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Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special
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in the next few weeks o

****
That will be me: then-(


As well as speeding, you could get done for racing on the public highway?



Well we were always going to take different motorways. I used the M40 as it
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On Thu, 05 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


Do you not have a satnav with the cameras on it?

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


LOL, and don't try the old "it was microwave scatter on the wheelnuts
m'lud". Its been tried and it doesn't work


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That will be me: then-(


I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.


I set the cruse control at 95mph


Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit.

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On Friday, 6 May 2016 00:49:20 UTC+1, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
I set the cruse control at 95mph

Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit.


They do when Adam's driving them :-)

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That will be me: then-(


I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.


I set the cruse control at 95mph


Crikey. Transits have moved on a bit.



Scudo not Transit.

TBH that one has kept the AA busy.




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On 05/05/16 22:36, ARW wrote:
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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special
mail in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph



I use CoPilot SatNav (for Android) and that has a rather handy
nazi-camera database that's updated fairly regularly.

What gets me is the distribution - Tunbridge Wells has about 2 cameras.
Go anywhere near Croydon up the A23 and there are bloody millions of the
things.
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On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...

Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't
compute.

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On Friday, 6 May 2016 08:18:19 UTC+1, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...

Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't
compute.


Maybe for a night time drive, 2 am or something. M25 is well camera-ed though.


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Dave Liquorice writes
On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...

IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said
it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than
camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points
and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and
was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I
believe.

Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't
compute.

Having once spent over 8 hours doing A3 to A1 (where I gave up) and
back, I agree.
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Dave Liquorice writes
On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...

IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said
it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than
camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points
and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and
was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I
believe.

Having said that "cruse (sic) control at 95" and the M25 doesn't
compute.

Having once spent over 8 hours doing A3 to A1 (where I gave up) and
back, I agree.


and, I'm doing that tomorrow morning ;-)

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On 06/05/2016 18:39, Nick wrote:
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Dave Liquorice writes
On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...

IIRC the North Wales police tried that on with someone - the judge said
it was a single offence. I last got caught at 96 by a car rather than
camera around 8 years ago on the M5 south. It was the standard 3 points
and £60. I suspect they were being kind as I'd just got the thing and
was wondering how fast it would comfortably go. Over 100 is a ban, I
believe.


A friend of mine was caught after coming off the motorway and the
officers told him that on the motorway they'd been doing 120 and he had
been pulling away!

They were actually quite understanding when they heard that he'd had a
phonecall from his mother and she thought that someone had broken in and
was still in the house. They still did him, but only for 96, so no ban.

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On Thu, 5 May 2016 22:36:00 +0100, ARW wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the

southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at

70?

****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


And presumably each camera is a seperate offence at 3 points/camera
so after 4 cameras, 12 points, bye bye licence, thats assuming it's
not bye by licence at the first one at 25 mph above the limit...



Who needs 4 cameras?

I already have 6 points on my licence.

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


you managed 95 on the southern section of the M25

when? 3am on Sunday morning?

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On 05/05/16 21:39, ARW wrote:
**** easy £20.

A race from Heathrow to Doncaster. No rules and no speed limits. First
one back wins £20

I did it in 2 hours 30 minutes.

He ****ed it up at the M4/M25 junction when he took the M25 Southbound
route whilst undertaking me giving the V sign,


Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

Time to have another bet with him as to whether he gets any special mail
in the next few weeks o



****

That will be me: then-(

I drove from a job in Dartford to Heathrow before OUR race began.

I set the cruse control at 95mph


you managed 95 on the southern section of the M25

when? 3am on Sunday morning?


2pm on a Wednesday. And people were overtaking me.



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On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?


The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even
when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off.

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On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?


The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even
when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off.


Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo
an indicated 90 ish...


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On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?


The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even
when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off.


Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo
an indicated 90 ish...


The bits of variable speed road I have been on seem to have had
average speed cameras anyway. So you wouldn't see them flash as
they don't.


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On 08/05/16 07:59, Chris French wrote:
John Rumm Wrote in message:
On 06/05/2016 19:44, F wrote:
On 05/05/2016 22:21, Tim Watts wrote:

Does he know there are an arse load of speed cameras on the southern
section that are now activated even when the variable limit is at 70?

The variables on the M62 will also flash at 70+ (79? - 70 +10% +2) even
when they're not displaying a limit and, apparently, turned off.


Given most cars speedos will over read 10%, that would be getting on fo
an indicated 90 ish...


The bits of variable speed road I have been on seem to have had
average speed cameras anyway. So you wouldn't see them flash as
they don't.



Several of the new ones are HADECS 3 and they don't flash either.


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