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Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 09:48 AM

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On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits


How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.

... and always thought it crazy that you could go faster on a narrow
road with blind bends than in a built up area on a straight with
excellent visibility.


Who will come of worse between a tractor and a car?


A tractor. I've actually done that. I wrote off my first car by slamming into one. I was travelling along a straight country road (past GlenOchil prison) at about 70 or 80, and he pulled out of a farmtrack on my left without looking. Irritated, I overtook him, but he immediately turned right without indicating (I think) or checking his mirror. I collided with his right front wing, knocking the axle clean off, and spinning the tractor back onto the road, tipped forward with no front wheels. My Maestro wasn't as badly harmed and flew off onto some grass next to the road, a little crumpled at the front and with the front wheels misaligned. It was an old car and it was decided it was too expensive to bother repairing. Unfortunately I said to the insurance company "I couldn't see his indicator because of bright low sun", which caused them to blame me. It was the farmer's son driving, and he called his dad who actually had a go at him for not checking his mirror. He was a bit
****ed off because it was his only tractor, but he didn't have a bad word to say about me, in fact he gave me a lift home.

A large rabbit


I've driven along the narrow roads near Glendoll on many occasions, and at dusk there are tonnes of rabbits. I've braked hard and avoided every single one, but only because of ABS. The stupid things still just sit staring at me until I turn off the headlights.

or even a pheasant can take out a headlight or smash a
radiator grill.


Hehehe, my friend's (when I were a lad at school) mum crashed her car into a ditch to avoid a pheasant, which I thought was rather odd, as her husband regularly went out shooting pheasants.

A sheep would probably cause serious damage,


They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.

roe deer
have long thin legs so will tend to get scooped up and have a good go
at coming through the windscreen. A red deer, probably will come
through the windscreen, you might survive...


Funnily enough I've never had a problem with deer and my car, maybe as I tend to drive old noisy cars with big stereos, they hear me coming. I have however missed a deer by three feet when cycling. That gave me a bloody fright. There's a video on Youtube somewhere of one jumping into the side of a bicycle on a cross country race.

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Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 09:49 AM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:49:08 -0000, Tim Lamb wrote:

In message o.uk, Dave
Liquorice writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits

How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.


Umm.. curious situation here. Lane becoming a *Byway open to all
traffic* linking between two B classified roads. One end is inside a
30mph limit the other (Byway) outside ie 60mph.

Presumably there ought to be some de-restriction signs unless there is
a general limit on Byways? None of my tractors can exceed 18mph so I
don't feel tempted:-)


Cool, your surname is apt for a farmer.

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Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 09:49 AM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:49:08 -0000, Tim Lamb wrote:

In message o.uk, Dave
Liquorice writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits

How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.


Umm.. curious situation here. Lane becoming a *Byway open to all
traffic* linking between two B classified roads. One end is inside a
30mph limit the other (Byway) outside ie 60mph.

Presumably there ought to be some de-restriction signs unless there is
a general limit on Byways? None of my tractors can exceed 18mph so I
don't feel tempted:-)


There is no 30 sign as you approach? Isn't it a derestriction on the other side of the sign?

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Apellation Controlee November 5th 13 10:12 AM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:

----------------8

A sheep would probably cause serious damage,


They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.


A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 10:46 AM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:

----------------8

A sheep would probably cause serious damage,


They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.


A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.


Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?

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tony sayer November 5th 13 11:38 AM

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In article ,
Weatherlawyer scribeth thus
On Saturday, 2 November 2013 11:38:20 UTC, tony sayer wrote:

They advised my missus, 35 in a 30 zone, to drive around in Third gear
all the time;!..


It works nicely for me. I seem to be able to keep to 30 mph exactly without
constantly watching the clock. Besides which, modern cars are designed to prefer
that gear at that speed; presumably they always were.


Well the Audisaurus toddles along at 30 in 5th with no problems.
I don't have a problem regulating the speed of my motah thanks;)..

Why did she need to be told?
Is it something to do with being female?


No, not at all, in fact she's one of the very few drivers I feel totally
safe with. Been driving here for 20 years and thats the only ticket shes
picked up and no accidents either.


--
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tony sayer November 5th 13 11:39 AM

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In article o.uk, Dave
Liquorice scribeth thus
On Sun, 3 Nov 2013 18:19:50 +0000, tony sayer wrote:

I rather suspect attendance on an SAC would only reinforce my

long-
standing belief in the need for regular re-testing of all

drivers...

Too much sense in that and too few votes it'll attract so it
won't happen...


Sadly... It's crazy that you can pass your test at 17 and not have
any further formal training/education until 70.

Even if it's just a morning in a classroom giving an update in the
law changes since your last refresher. When I passed there were no
seatbelt laws, no child seat laws, no mobile phone laws, no theory
test, no basic maintenance, etc, etc There ought to be some basic
visual (number plate at x metres) and hazard awareness/reaction tests
(few minute driving simulation on a computer).


Indeed it wouldn't happen if you had a PPL!..
--
Tony Sayer




tony sayer November 5th 13 11:42 AM

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In article o.uk, Dave
Liquorice scribeth thus
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits


How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.

... and always thought it crazy that you could go faster on a narrow
road with blind bends than in a built up area on a straight with
excellent visibility.


Who will come of worse between a tractor and a car?

A large rabbit or even a pheasant can take out a headlight or smash a
radiator grill. A sheep would probably cause serious damage, roe deer
have long thin legs so will tend to get scooped up and have a good go
at coming through the windscreen. A red deer, probably will come
through the windscreen, you might survive...



Mate of mine had a new "ish" BMW written off by a wayward horse!..


A cow derailed a train once;!... 13 dead and 61 injured..

--
Tony Sayer


Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 12:03 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 11:42:53 -0000, tony sayer wrote:

In article o.uk, Dave
Liquorice scribeth thus
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits

How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.

... and always thought it crazy that you could go faster on a narrow
road with blind bends than in a built up area on a straight with
excellent visibility.


Who will come of worse between a tractor and a car?

A large rabbit or even a pheasant can take out a headlight or smash a
radiator grill. A sheep would probably cause serious damage, roe deer
have long thin legs so will tend to get scooped up and have a good go
at coming through the windscreen. A red deer, probably will come
through the windscreen, you might survive...


Mate of mine had a new "ish" BMW written off by a wayward horse!..


Was it being ridden? You should drive slowly past horses, they scare easily. I only go about 5mph faster than the horse, in a high gear, and right over the other side of the road. If it were to panic, I could stop immediately.

A cow derailed a train once;!... 13 dead and 61 injured..


Ouch. Did the 13 include the cow?

What surprises me is the London underground. You get shaken about so much I'm surprised it stays on the rails. Are the wheels hooked under the rail too?

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S Viemeister[_2_] November 5th 13 01:11 PM

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On 11/5/2013 10:12 AM, Apellation Controlee wrote:
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter
wrote:n
On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave wrote:
A sheep would probably cause serious damage,


They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.


A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.


Sheep do that sort of thing. A friend had a sheep land on his car, but
both friend and sheep survived (car was a bit dented, though).

The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.



Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 01:12 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:11:13 -0000, S Viemeister wrote:

On 11/5/2013 10:12 AM, Apellation Controlee wrote:
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter
wrote:n
On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave wrote:
A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.


A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.


Sheep do that sort of thing. A friend had a sheep land on his car, but
both friend and sheep survived (car was a bit dented, though).


I've never seen a sheep jump. Even when it really wants to get over a fence. If they could all do it, fences would be pointless.

Mind you.... http://youtu.be/EvYHyA3qkFw

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Farmer Giles[_2_] November 5th 13 01:28 PM

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On 02/11/2013 15:04, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 02/11/2013 09:25, ARW wrote:
It looks like I will now get my wish to see what they are like:-)

The postie has just dropped off my NIP for doing 37 in a 30 zone. I
knew on
Thursday that I had been caught.

Went on one a couple of weeks ago. 23 of us hardened criminals, mostly
middle aged, fair few OAP's.

First thing is - unless you toe the line & nod in all the right places -
you fail the course. Second thing, they won't discuss the rights &
wrongs of cameras or limits - it's a taboo subject. Think of 1984.

You get tea & biscuits, 2 fag breaks, a free pen & copy of the highway
code - and patronised for 4 hours.

Basically a load of old ********.



That's exactly how I found it, about 4 years ago (35mph in a 30 limit) -
cost £60 then. Just best to grin and bear it.


Dave Liquorice[_2_] November 5th 13 05:39 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:12:49 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

I've never seen a sheep jump. Even when it really wants to get over a
fence. If they could all do it, fences would be pointless.


Depends on the breed. The walls and fences around here keep all the
other sheep in (pure bred Rough Fell and some Swaledales mainly) but
not Herdwicks.

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Dave Liquorice[_2_] November 5th 13 05:43 PM

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On Tue, 5 Nov 2013 11:39:45 +0000, tony sayer wrote:

Sadly... It's crazy that you can pass your test at 17 and not have
any further formal training/education until 70.


Indeed it wouldn't happen if you had a PPL!..


Or hold a HGV, Coach/Minibus, etc licence.

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Dave.




bert[_3_] November 5th 13 05:53 PM

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In message , Gefreiter Krueger
writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:25:01 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 18:35, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:25:55 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 09:30, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:


The law is nothing about safety though.


There are many reasons for a speed limit and safety may be one of them.
Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.

Safety is the only sensible reason. And I know what speed's safe
without being told thankyou very much.


So you think its OK to annoy people by driving past their homes at 90
mph and making several orders of magnitude more noise than at 30 mph.
That just shows how stupid you are.


It gets me to my destination three times quicker, and the noise is made
for a third of the time.

No it doesn't because you will not be able to drive consistently at 90
to maintain that average. This is the fallacy promoted by people like
you who always think they know best.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 05:54 PM

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In message , Adrian
writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:25:55 +0000, dennis@home wrote:

There are many reasons for a speed limit and safety may be one of them.


No, safety is the only one. Of course, the safety in question is not only
that of car occupants, but that of pedestrians and people using other
modes of transport.

Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.


When the default urban limit hits the 80th anniversary and the default
dual-carriageway limit the 40th anniversary next year, followed by the
the default extra-urban limit the 50th anniversary in 2015 - without any
review at all in that time, despite massively different road conditions -
it's kinda difficult sometimes to agree with that argument.

ESPECIALLY when so many roads are having politically lowered limits,
apparently shotgun-style.

But the level of traffic has also increased considerably during the same
time.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 05:56 PM

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In message o.uk, Dave
Liquorice writes
On Sun, 3 Nov 2013 18:19:50 +0000, tony sayer wrote:

I rather suspect attendance on an SAC would only reinforce my

long-
standing belief in the need for regular re-testing of all

drivers...

Too much sense in that and too few votes it'll attract so it
won't happen...


Sadly... It's crazy that you can pass your test at 17 and not have
any further formal training/education until 70.

For standard car licence there's no retraining at 70.
Even if it's just a morning in a classroom giving an update in the
law changes since your last refresher. When I passed there were no
seatbelt laws, no child seat laws, no mobile phone laws, no theory
test, no basic maintenance, etc, etc There ought to be some basic
visual (number plate at x metres) and hazard awareness/reaction tests
(few minute driving simulation on a computer).


--
bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 06:00 PM

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In message
-septemb
er.org, Tim+ writes
Graham. wrote:
On Sat, 2 Nov 2013 18:00:57 +0000 (UTC), Adrian
wrote:

On Sat, 02 Nov 2013 16:41:46 +0000, ARW wrote:

I find the bit about it not altering the way you drive interesting. I
know several people who have attended the course. One of them came back
with the statement "if there are streetlights then it IS a 30MPH limit
end of". Another announced that the speed limit on a dual carriage is
60MPH!

I just wonder if a lot of it is dumbed down.

No, the dumbing-down was probably only the attendees themselves,
remembering selectively.


That's true. We had a discussion about the trend of road deaths since
the mid '60 to reduce year on year from 6,000 to 2,000

It was surprising how much some of the group did not know, for example
it was commonly believed that your exit had to be clear before
entering a box junction when turning right.



To be fair, it's a very poorly worded section of the HC and it's little
wonder people are unsure about it.

"You MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear. However,
you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right, and are only
stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other vehicles waiting to
turn right."

Then, in London one such vehicle happens to be a bendy bus turning left,
you are then stuck in the box and the lights change, number plate
recognition kicks in and you get an automatic penalty.
I think most people "play safe" by assuming the the first sentence applies
to all situations.

Tim


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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 06:01 PM

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In message , Adrian
writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:50:18 +0000, Tim+ wrote:

It was surprising how much some of the group did not know, for example
it was commonly believed that your exit had to be clear before entering
a box junction when turning right.


To be fair, it's a very poorly worded section of the HC and it's little
wonder people are unsure about it.

"You MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear.
However, you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right,
and are only stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other
vehicles waiting to turn right."


Seems clear enough.

I think most people "play safe" by assuming the the first sentence
applies to all situations.


I have a horrible suspicion many of our fellow road users just go "Oooh.
Yellow box. Pretty. Wonder what it means?", then stop and stare at it,
with some then trying to chew it gently.

Like the idiots around here who ignore them on level crossings.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 06:04 PM

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In message , Apellation
Controlee writes
On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 07:34:39 +0000, Chris J Dixon
wrote:

charles wrote:

Sometimes you have to read the label, too. there's a mile stretch of dual
carriageway near here which has 50mph signs posted.


Interesting one near me.

50 eastbound
http://goo.gl/maps/AAKev

NSL westbound
http://goo.gl/maps/c9QbE


That's unusual. I know stretches where the limit reduces to 30mph for
several hundred yards approaching a roundabout (not such a bad idea in
some circumstances) and, as a result, the opposite carriageway,
carrying traffic in the other direction, away from the roundabout, is
also restricted to 30mph (pointless, frustrating and inviting
infringement).


They must be the same on each lane on a single carriageway
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 06:09 PM

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In message , The Medway Handyman
writes
On 03/11/2013 21:40, dennis@home wrote:
On 03/11/2013 18:48, John Williamson wrote:
charles wrote:
Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the lower
limits

If you take all the single carriageway roads in the country, over 50% of
the mileage has a 60mph limit. The maximum *safe* speed on them, on the
other hand....


The maximum safe speed is the speed limit (or less) as other road users
won't be expecting some idiot doing twice the limit and may well do
something that it is normally safe to do.


30mph was deemed safe 80 years ago. Is it still the perfect speed limit?

No, 20 is considered better in many old style terraces streets.
The 70mph limit was brought in to save fuel, not to increase safety.

People that claim the safe speed is higher than the speed limit assume
they are the only road user and have X-ray vision so they can see
through objects.


So there is no difference between driving on an empty road at 5am and
driving on the same road at 4pm?


--
bert

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 06:11 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:53:15 -0000, bert ] wrote:

In message , Gefreiter Krueger
writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:25:01 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 18:35, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:25:55 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 09:30, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:




There are many reasons for a speed limit and safety may be one of them.
Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.

Safety is the only sensible reason. And I know what speed's safe
without being told thankyou very much.


So you think its OK to annoy people by driving past their homes at 90
mph and making several orders of magnitude more noise than at 30 mph.
That just shows how stupid you are.


It gets me to my destination three times quicker, and the noise is made
for a third of the time.

No it doesn't because you will not be able to drive consistently at 90
to maintain that average.


I could if pricks like you would get the **** out of my way.

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bert[_3_] November 5th 13 06:11 PM

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In message , Tim Lamb
writes
In message o.uk,
Dave Liquorice writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the

lower
limits

How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,


Can't think of any around here either.


Umm.. curious situation here. Lane becoming a *Byway open to all
traffic* linking between two B classified roads. One end is inside a
30mph limit the other (Byway) outside ie 60mph.

BOATS and vehicles using them are subject to all rules and regs as per
normal
Presumably there ought to be some de-restriction signs unless there is
a general limit on Byways? None of my tractors can exceed 18mph so I
don't feel tempted:-)


--
bert

Adrian November 5th 13 06:16 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:00:15 +0000, bert wrote:

Then, in London one such vehicle happens to be a bendy bus turning left,


Fairly unlikely, since there haven't been any bendibuses in service in
London for two years.

Adrian November 5th 13 06:19 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:54:27 +0000, bert wrote:

Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.


When the default urban limit hits the 80th anniversary and the default
dual-carriageway limit the 40th anniversary next year, followed by the
the default extra-urban limit the 50th anniversary in 2015 - without any
review at all in that time, despite massively different road conditions
- it's kinda difficult sometimes to agree with that argument.

ESPECIALLY when so many roads are having politically lowered limits,
apparently shotgun-style.


But the level of traffic has also increased considerably during the same
time.


Which part of "despite massively different road conditions" did you fail
to read?

Yes, traffic levels have risen. But speed limits should be set for clear
roads. Traffic levels are one factor that drivers should take into
account when deciding if the speed limit is an appropriate speed to drive
at.

OTOH, road surfaces have improved (yes, improved) massively. Vehicle
capabilities have improved massively. Road user perceptions and
expectations have improved massively.

Apellation Controlee November 5th 13 06:21 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:

----------------8

A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.


A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.


Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?


It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 06:26 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:11:35 -0000, bert ] wrote:

In message , Tim Lamb
writes
In message o.uk,
Dave Liquorice writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 12:05:34 -0000, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

Here, it's the countryside - narrow lanes, etc, - that have the
lower
limits

How odd. I've never seen a lane with a limit on it,

Can't think of any around here either.


Umm.. curious situation here. Lane becoming a *Byway open to all
traffic* linking between two B classified roads. One end is inside a
30mph limit the other (Byway) outside ie 60mph.

BOATS and vehicles using them are subject to all rules and regs as per
normal


BOATS?

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Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt.

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 06:26 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:21:46 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:
----------------8

A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.

A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.


Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?


It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.


Ridiculous.

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Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt.

Apellation Controlee November 5th 13 06:38 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:26:45 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:21:46 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:
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A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.

A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.

Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?


It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.


Ridiculous.


Apellation Controlee November 5th 13 06:39 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:26:45 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:21:46 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:
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A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot it a long way off.

A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.

Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?


It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.


Ridiculous.


But not as much as your signatures.

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 06:40 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:38:54 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:26:45 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:21:46 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:


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A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.

Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?

It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.


Ridiculous.


Cat got your tongue?

--
Time that you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time -- Marthe Troly-Curtin

Gefreiter Krueger November 5th 13 06:46 PM

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:39:37 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:26:45 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:21:46 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:46:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 10:12:36 -0000, Apellation Controlee wrote:

On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:


----------------8



A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.
The sheep was killed and the farmer claimed against Don for its value.

Successfully? How did he prove it was the driver's fault?

It seems it wasn't necessary to prove anything. The sheep (a road
hazard in the countryside) died in an impact with the car. There
appeared to be nothing to discuss.


Ridiculous.


But not as much as your signatures.


I've got 1139 of them.

--
Flanders and Swann on MOT tests:
Our car is getting a bit old, it'll have to be tested soon.
You know they started these tests for 10-year-old cars, they brought it down to six, now five, they'll bring it down to three.
There's even been some talk of having them tested before they leave the factories."

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:00 PM

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In message , Gefreiter Krueger
writes
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:11:13 -0000, S Viemeister
wrote:

On 11/5/2013 10:12 AM, Apellation Controlee wrote:
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 09:48:42 -0000, "Gefreiter
wrote:n
On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:47:08 -0000, Dave
wrote:
A sheep would probably cause serious damage,

They normally live in fields. If one has escaped, you usually spot
it a long way off.

A sheep jumped over a wall onto the bonnet of the car driven by a
relative of mine.


Sheep do that sort of thing. A friend had a sheep land on his car, but
both friend and sheep survived (car was a bit dented, though).


I've never seen a sheep jump. Even when it really wants to get over a
fence. If they could all do it, fences would be pointless.

Mind you.... http://youtu.be/EvYHyA3qkFw

Hebrideans are brilliant jumpers.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:01 PM

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In message , Gefreiter Krueger
writes
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:53:15 -0000, bert ] wrote:

In message , Gefreiter Krueger
writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:25:01 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 18:35, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:25:55 -0000, dennis@home
wrote:

On 03/11/2013 09:30, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:




There are many reasons for a speed limit and safety may be one of them.
Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.

Safety is the only sensible reason. And I know what speed's safe
without being told thankyou very much.


So you think its OK to annoy people by driving past their homes at 90
mph and making several orders of magnitude more noise than at 30 mph.
That just shows how stupid you are.

It gets me to my destination three times quicker, and the noise is made
for a third of the time.

No it doesn't because you will not be able to drive consistently at 90
to maintain that average.


I could if pricks like you would get the **** out of my way.

And farm tractors?
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:08 PM

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In message , Adrian
writes
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:54:27 +0000, bert wrote:

Just because you think it shouldn't be that speed limit doesn't mean
there are no good reasons for it to be there.


When the default urban limit hits the 80th anniversary and the default
dual-carriageway limit the 40th anniversary next year, followed by the
the default extra-urban limit the 50th anniversary in 2015 - without any
review at all in that time, despite massively different road conditions
- it's kinda difficult sometimes to agree with that argument.

ESPECIALLY when so many roads are having politically lowered limits,
apparently shotgun-style.


But the level of traffic has also increased considerably during the same
time.


Which part of "despite massively different road conditions" did you fail
to read?

Which bit of traffic safety don't you understand - oh none of it.
Yes, traffic levels have risen. But speed limits should be set for clear
roads.

I don't think you've thought that through.
Traffic levels are one factor that drivers should take into
account when deciding if the speed limit is an appropriate speed to drive
at.

Why should I rely on the competence of other drivers for my personal
safety.
OTOH, road surfaces have improved (yes, improved) massively. Vehicle
capabilities have improved massively. Road user perceptions and
expectations have improved massively.

Reaction time - and distance travelled within it - is very much the
same.
Look at the number of young drivers esp male being involved in fatal
accidents. They are probably no worse drivers than I was at that age but
because of lower traffic levels I could make mistakes (AKA do something
stupid) and get away with it. Today they hit something. This despite all
the "massive improvements" you claim to have come about which should be
reducing accident levels. Your arguments simply do not ad up.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:10 PM

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In message , Adrian
writes
On Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:00:15 +0000, bert wrote:

Then, in London one such vehicle happens to be a bendy bus turning left,


Fairly unlikely, since there haven't been any bendibuses in service in
London for two years.

For bendy bus read any large long vehicle e.g.artic. I used the bb
example as my son used to curse them regularly for just this reason. I
just renew somebody would have to come along with a comment like yours.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:12 PM

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In message , Apellation
Controlee writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 09:53:36 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 09:45:11 -0000, Apellation Controlee
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 09:27:54 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Sat, 02 Nov 2013 15:19:07 -0000, ARW
wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 02/11/13 09:25, ARW wrote:
It looks like I will now get my wish to see what they are like:-)

The postie has just dropped off my NIP for doing 37 in a 30 zone. I
knew on Thursday that I had been caught.

do what I did: ignore it. (similar speeds: I THOUGHT it was a 40...)

They said 'you will be reported to the police'

I may have well been, but the police didn't act.

In reality they make no money from reporting you to the police, so
they don't bother.

********. I had a trip to S****horpe magistrates last year for
"ignoring" a
NIP. I actually never received it as it was posted next door and
no-one was
living there at the time. I got the failure to supply the drivers details
(that a 6 pointer) dropped and got away with a £65 for speeding (plus £40
costs and £15 victim surcharge)

Don't they make you sign for the letter?

They go on the principle that the act of posting is proof of delivery.


****wits. Do they think the Royal Mail is infallible?


Apparently. Some years ago I found that a warrant had been issued for
my arrest because I had failed to answer a summons for a traffic
matter.
We had moved house soon after the incident in question occurred but,
although my driving licence and the vehicle reg doc had been updated,
the police were unable to find me when they sprang into action six
months after the event.
The mail redirection arrangement had expired, so communications from
the police went unanswered.

Something you often see in contracts. Notice is deemed to be delivered
on the day after posting by Royal Mail First Class- or similar.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:14 PM

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In message , Apellation
Controlee writes
On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:21:35 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:04:26 -0000, Apellation Controlee
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 20:48:01 -0000, "Gefreiter Krueger"
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 20:43:09 -0000, Apellation Controlee
wrote:

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Apparently. Some years ago I found that a warrant had been issued for
my arrest because I had failed to answer a summons for a traffic
matter.
We had moved house soon after the incident in question occurred but,
although my driving licence and the vehicle reg doc had been updated,
the police were unable to find me when they sprang into action six
months after the event.
The mail redirection arrangement had expired, so communications from
the police went unanswered.

I guess I can understand that. They probably just looked at the
address on file for you when you were originally summoned.

Doesn't quite square with being unable to find me, which was what was
claimed.


Ah well yes. Perhaps they should have checked more thoroughly at that
point. Although why would they think you'd moved?


Not such an uncommon eventuality, I would have thought.

You didn't call one a pleb by any chance?
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:14 PM

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In message , www.GymRatZ.co.uk
writes
On 02/11/2013 09:41, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

You must have some right *******s around there. Nobody here has ever
been done for less than 10 over the limit. And I've often got away with
more than that - once it was 95 in a 70!


"10% + a couple" is a safe rule of thumb so I was told many years ago.
:)



Based on a misunderstanding of the regulations covering accuracy of
speedometers.
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bert

bert[_3_] November 5th 13 07:15 PM

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In message , John Williamson
writes
Gefreiter Krueger wrote:
On Mon, 04 Nov 2013 11:22:49 -0000, www.GymRatZ.co.uk
wrote:

On 02/11/2013 09:41, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:

You must have some right *******s around there. Nobody here has ever
been done for less than 10 over the limit. And I've often got away with
more than that - once it was 95 in a 70!

"10% + a couple" is a safe rule of thumb so I was told many years ago.
:)

So was I, but I think that's too complicated for police. They
usually go by "+10".

Unless you're in North Wales, where the rule is allegedly "+1".

And you can delete the "allegedly"
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bert


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