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Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels.
The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. |
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On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, harryagain wrote:
The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. And the great big red warning light for low fluid, which's been a legal requirement for decades, would also be a hint. I s'pose you could severely weaken a line - probably a flexi would be easiest, so that it'd blow at some stage in the very near future but not immediately. |
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On Tuesday 06 August 2013 17:28 harryagain wrote in uk.d-i-y:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. And in the films where the car is careering down the hill and the stupid nonce does not try the gears (and yes, it's a manual). -- Tim Watts Personal Blog: http://squiddy.blog.dionic.net/ http://www.sensorly.com/ Crowd mapping of 2G/3G/4G mobile signal coverage Reading this on the web? See: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?title=Usenet |
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On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, harryagain wrote: The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. And the great big red warning light for low fluid, which's been a legal requirement for decades, would also be a hint. I s'pose you could severely weaken a line - probably a flexi would be easiest, so that it'd blow at some stage in the very near future but not immediately. Back in 2000 I had a 1994 VH Cavalier and a wife with L plates. So I took her to an unopened bypass for a little practice. I said that she needed to slow down a little earlier when approaching roundabouts. She said that she had put her foot down on the brake as hard as she could and the pedal had gone all the way down. A split hose to the caliper was the cause. I did decided not to drive home (7 miles away) but to my parents - less than two miles away and let the gears and gravity do the breaking. -- Adam |
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On 06/08/2013 17:48, ARW wrote:
Adrian wrote: On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, harryagain wrote: The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. And the great big red warning light for low fluid, which's been a legal requirement for decades, would also be a hint. I s'pose you could severely weaken a line - probably a flexi would be easiest, so that it'd blow at some stage in the very near future but not immediately. Back in 2000 I had a 1994 VH Cavalier and a wife with L plates. So I took her to an unopened bypass for a little practice. I said that she needed to slow down a little earlier when approaching roundabouts. She said that she had put her foot down on the brake as hard as she could and the pedal had gone all the way down. A split hose to the caliper was the cause. I did decided not to drive home (7 miles away) but to my parents - less than two miles away and let the gears and gravity do the breaking. Did your parents have a washing machine? |
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On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. A well established plot device, even used by Alfred Hitchcock. As you say, most unlikely to work without the help of a steep, winding, mountain descent. OTOH, in real life, there have been several convictions for attempted murder after brake pipes were cut. I prefer the Blue's Brothers version - glue on the accelerator, so that the villain's foot sticks to the pedal and the pedal sticks to the floor. Colin Bignell |
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"harryagain" wrote in message ... I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. The Queen can |
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On 06/08/2013 17:54, Nightjar wrote:
I prefer the Blue's Brothers version - glue on the accelerator, so that the villain's foot sticks to the pedal and the pedal sticks to the floor. You can achieve pretty much that without trace, just with the carpet/mat. |
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On 06/08/2013 18:09, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:
"harryagain" wrote in message ... I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. The Queen can It was the Doook. |
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"GB" wrote in message ... On 06/08/2013 18:09, Mentalguy2k8 wrote: "harryagain" wrote in message ... I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. The Queen can It was the Doook. My first answer was "let a woman drive it" but a drunk Frenchman is just as effective |
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On 06/08/2013 18:10, GB wrote:
On 06/08/2013 17:54, Nightjar wrote: I prefer the Blue's Brothers version - glue on the accelerator, so that the villain's foot sticks to the pedal and the pedal sticks to the floor. You can achieve pretty much that without trace, just with the carpet/mat. The glue makes for a funnier film though. Colin Bignell |
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On Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:54:24 UTC+2, Nightjar wrote:
OTOH, in real life, there have been several convictions for attempted murder after brake pipes were cut. Prince Charles got away with it. |
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On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, harryagain wrote:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. There's the BMW serial bus hack via the tyre pressure sensors on the older ones. Then tell the car to accelerate hard, and put ONE front brake on. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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In message , Tim Watts
writes On Tuesday 06 August 2013 17:28 harryagain wrote in uk.d-i-y: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. And in the films where the car is careering down the hill and the stupid nonce does not try the gears (and yes, it's a manual). My father employed an ex army driving instructor. Stopping a moving lorry without the use of the brakes was then part of driver training. The other tale he used to tell was asking the trainee for his wrist watch and pretending to place it behind the wheels when practising hill starts. Gavin Lyall gave a believable sabotage method in one of his Harry Maxim novels. An extension to an ignition lead feeding a spark plug fitted to a part filled petrol can hidden under the seat. -- Tim Lamb |
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On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 20:05:26 +0100, Tim Lamb wrote:
Gavin Lyall gave a believable sabotage method in one of his Harry Maxim novels. An extension to an ignition lead feeding a spark plug fitted to a part filled petrol can hidden under the seat. Peter James did a similar one but the act of turning on the ignition also locked the doors, inside and out. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. I idly wondered whether crimping a brake line would work, because the pedal would still feel "right" but I guess the pressure would just open it back up anyway. |
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On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. I idly wondered whether crimping a brake line would work, because the pedal would still feel "right" but I guess the pressure would just open it back up anyway. Not if you were to use a decent locking clamp as sold for the purposes of bleeding brakes on a flexible hose, it wouldn't. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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On 06/08/2013 17:48, ARW wrote:
Adrian wrote: On Tue, 06 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, harryagain wrote: The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. And the great big red warning light for low fluid, which's been a legal requirement for decades, would also be a hint. I s'pose you could severely weaken a line - probably a flexi would be easiest, so that it'd blow at some stage in the very near future but not immediately. Back in 2000 I had a 1994 VH Cavalier and a wife with L plates. So I took her to an unopened bypass for a little practice. I said that she needed to slow down a little earlier when approaching roundabouts. She said that she had put her foot down on the brake as hard as she could and the pedal had gone all the way down. A split hose to the caliper was the cause. I did decided not to drive home (7 miles away) but to my parents - less than two miles away and let the gears and gravity do the breaking. A mate of mine was driving his long wheelbase crew cab landrover 110 down hill, with 1.5 tonnes of auger pile driving machine on the trailer behind him, when it decided then was a good time to have some brake pipes let go. Fortunately there was not much traffic and plenty of space to run off the road and slow down. Got the blood pumping though I am sure! -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Tue, 6 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, "harryagain"
wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. Buy them an electric car and watch them die of terminal boredom. However, getting anyone but a complete cretin to accept the gift is going to be a huge and problem. -- |
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On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. The obvious suggestion is to replace some of the software. For example, if you know something of the person's pattern of driving, you might be able to reason some viable approach. For example, as soon as the car reaches 75mph, make it open the throttle fully. Especially if it is capable of a much higher speed. Not that it would be impossible to do something (such as apply the brakes so hat the speed doesn't rise too much) and gently steer into a crash barrier. But keeping a level head is not always easy. In most cases short of having the Fickle Finger of Fate poised above the wreckage, I suspect the software would not be inspected after an incident. -- Rod |
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harryagain scribbled...
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. Had a Ford Anglia, the split pin holding the brake pedal pivot broke, the pivot fell out, so I was unable to brake with the pedal lying on the floor. Turning the engine off worked. |
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On Wed, 07 Aug 2013 01:00:14 +0100, Artic wrote:
harryagain scribbled... Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. Had a Ford Anglia, the split pin holding the brake pedal pivot broke, the pivot fell out, so I was unable to brake with the pedal lying on the floor. Turning the engine off worked. Certain mechanical failures on the Austin A35/A40 could be nasty, as there were not two independent braking systems. The handbrake and hydraulic brake shared many components (there was a single slave cylinder mounted on the chassis at the rear, which operated the same linkage as the handbrake). -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org My posts (including this one) are my copyright and if @diy_forums on Twitter wish to tweet them they can pay me £30 a post *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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"Tim Lamb" wrote in message ... In message , Tim Watts writes On Tuesday 06 August 2013 17:28 harryagain wrote in uk.d-i-y: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. And in the films where the car is careering down the hill and the stupid nonce does not try the gears (and yes, it's a manual). My father employed an ex army driving instructor. Stopping a moving lorry without the use of the brakes was then part of driver training. The other tale he used to tell was asking the trainee for his wrist watch and pretending to place it behind the wheels when practising hill starts. Gavin Lyall gave a believable sabotage method in one of his Harry Maxim novels. An extension to an ignition lead feeding a spark plug fitted to a part filled petrol can hidden under the seat. Why would thet work? Another stupid half wit author. You had a spsrk producing device in every petrol tank. The sender for the petrol guage. Just a wiper on a bare resistor. No air, no bang. The "empty" bit of the tank is filled with petrol vapour. |
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"Nightjar" wrote in message ... On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. A well established plot device, even used by Alfred Hitchcock. As you say, most unlikely to work without the help of a steep, winding, mountain descent. OTOH, in real life, there have been several convictions for attempted murder after brake pipes were cut. I prefer the Blue's Brothers version - glue on the accelerator, so that the villain's foot sticks to the pedal and the pedal sticks to the floor. "Attempted murder". More half wits. And just turn off the ignition. Or depress the clutch. Most people put a little gas on when starting so that would be apparent too before even setting off. |
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"John Williamson" wrote in message ... Lee wrote: On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. I idly wondered whether crimping a brake line would work, because the pedal would still feel "right" but I guess the pressure would just open it back up anyway. Not if you were to use a decent locking clamp as sold for the purposes of bleeding brakes on a flexible hose, it wouldn't. Well that would just be one wheel. |
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"Lee" wrote in message ... On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. I idly wondered whether crimping a brake line would work, because the pedal would still feel "right" but I guess the pressure would just open it back up anyway. Still leaves the hand brake. |
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On 07/08/2013 07:02, harryagain wrote:
"Nightjar" wrote in message ... On 06/08/2013 17:28, harryagain wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. A well established plot device, even used by Alfred Hitchcock. As you say, most unlikely to work without the help of a steep, winding, mountain descent. OTOH, in real life, there have been several convictions for attempted murder after brake pipes were cut. I prefer the Blue's Brothers version - glue on the accelerator, so that the villain's foot sticks to the pedal and the pedal sticks to the floor. "Attempted murder". More half wits. .... For a conviction, it is sufficient that the person carrying out the act did it with the intent to kill. It is irrelevant whether or not there was any chance of success. Colin Bignell |
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On 07/08/2013 08:54, Nightjar wrote:
"Attempted murder". More half wits. .... For a conviction, it is sufficient that the person carrying out the act did it with the intent to kill. It is irrelevant whether or not there was any chance of success. Colin Bignell I agree that's the law, but suppose I decide to try to kill a person just by wishing them dead? I might have the intent to kill, but mere bad thoughts have never been known to work in the past. You reckon I could be convicted, even though it ought to be laughed out of court? |
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So how do these new engine related serious crashes happen then where the
electronics are tweaked to make it unable to stop? Brian -- From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active "harryagain" wrote in message ... Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. |
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On 07/08/2013 09:29, GB wrote:
On 07/08/2013 08:54, Nightjar wrote: "Attempted murder". More half wits. .... For a conviction, it is sufficient that the person carrying out the act did it with the intent to kill. It is irrelevant whether or not there was any chance of success. Colin Bignell I agree that's the law, but suppose I decide to try to kill a person just by wishing them dead? I might have the intent to kill, but mere bad thoughts have never been known to work in the past. You reckon I could be convicted, even though it ought to be laughed out of court? A slight problem of proving the act in that case. However, if it could be proven that you did and that you genuinely believed it possible to kill in that way, you could probably be burned as a witch :-) Colin Bignell |
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"Nightjar" wrote in message ... I agree that's the law, but suppose I decide to try to kill a person just by wishing them dead? I might have the intent to kill, but mere bad thoughts have never been known to work in the past. You reckon I could be convicted, even though it ought to be laughed out of court? A slight problem of proving the act in that case. However, if it could be proven that you did and that you genuinely believed it possible to kill in that way, you could probably be burned as a witch :-) It's an interesting question though; if you genuinely believe you can kill someone just by thinking it, and you tried as hard as you could to "think them dead" in front of witnesses, what would be the legal position? You intended to kill them, regardless of the reality of your "skills". My guess would be that you'd be sectioned instead of facing charges. |
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"The Other Mike" wrote in message ... On Tue, 6 Aug 2013 17:28:27 +0100, "harryagain" wrote: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. Buy them an electric car and watch them die of terminal boredom. However, getting anyone but a complete cretin to accept the gift is going to be a huge and problem. lol, someone that stupid would have accidentally killed themselves long ago by shaving or making a sandwich. |
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"Brian Gaff" wrote in message ... So how do these new engine related serious crashes happen then where the electronics are tweaked to make it unable to stop? IIUC, these "bait cars" they use in the US telly programmes are tampered with so that they can be stopped by remote control when the thief drives off in them, I'm sure someone with the relevant skills could do something similar to make the car unstoppable. I know my car has various "drive by wire" stuff like the throttle and the semi-auto gear box which are electrical rather than mechanical. I had a hire car with a push-button ignition a while ago, so a simple over-ride of that part of the circuit means you wouldn't be able to turn the ignition off either. |
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"harryagain" wrote in message ... Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Yes, this does tend to assume that the driver manages to get from his semi in Guildford to a fast winding unfenced downhill road in the French Alps without using his brakes and noticing that something is amiss. I think the brake line versus explosives scenario is neccessary in book plots because it's (relatively) undetectable, and invariably successful unless it's the car of the "hero", in which case the car is totalled but he survives. If the car and driver are blown to smithereens with half a ton of fertiliser in the boot, I don't think it would take the Police/life insurers/MI5 bosses long to figure out that foul play was afoot. |
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On Tuesday, August 6, 2013 5:28:27 PM UTC+1, harry wrote:
Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. Writing for a technically illiterate readership. Some chav tried that on a car belonging to one of his neighbours , about 10 years ago ISTR. The flexible hydraulic hose he cut was not for the braking system, but the suspension. He may have realised the difference in the short time between the Citroen settling gracefully onto him and his expiry from asphyxiation a short time later. |
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"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On Tuesday 06 August 2013 17:28 harryagain wrote in uk.d-i-y: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. And in the films where the car is careering down the hill and the stupid nonce does not try the gears (and yes, it's a manual). Easier way is to take an empty syringe with a needle and inject air into a suitable vein. Death by embolism, nothing to be detected and a tiny puncture wound unlikely to be noticed. Only theory at the moment. mark |
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On Wednesday, August 7, 2013 2:50:02 PM UTC+1, mark wrote:
snip Easier way is to take an empty syringe with a needle and inject air into a suitable vein. Death by embolism, nothing to be detected and a tiny puncture wound unlikely to be noticed. Only theory at the moment. That's certainly been done in fiction - something by Dorothy L.Sayers? I'm sure it's happened accidentally as well. |
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"Jethro_uk" wrote in message ... On Wed, 07 Aug 2013 14:50:02 +0100, mark wrote: "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... On Tuesday 06 August 2013 17:28 harryagain wrote in uk.d-i-y: Reading one of SWMBO's crime novels. The victim is murdered by cutting a car brake line. Though it was a pre dual circuit car I reckon I would know the instant I wnet to start the engine there was a fault as I always put my foot on the brake. Even without that, there are few circumstance wher nor having a foot brake would kill you. I can't think of a single way to sabotage a car to guarantee death short of explosives. Stupid plot. These authors must be like journalists, thick as ****. And in the films where the car is careering down the hill and the stupid nonce does not try the gears (and yes, it's a manual). Easier way is to take an empty syringe with a needle and inject air into a suitable vein. Death by embolism, nothing to be detected and a tiny puncture wound unlikely to be noticed. Only theory at the moment. mark or insulin Air is usually more readily available. |
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On 07/08/2013 10:50, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:
"Nightjar" wrote in message ... I agree that's the law, but suppose I decide to try to kill a person just by wishing them dead? I might have the intent to kill, but mere bad thoughts have never been known to work in the past. You reckon I could be convicted, even though it ought to be laughed out of court? A slight problem of proving the act in that case. However, if it could be proven that you did and that you genuinely believed it possible to kill in that way, you could probably be burned as a witch :-) It's an interesting question though; if you genuinely believe you can kill someone just by thinking it, and you tried as hard as you could to "think them dead" in front of witnesses, what would be the legal position? You intended to kill them, regardless of the reality of your "skills". My guess would be that you'd be sectioned instead of facing charges. Under the Criminal Attempts Act 1981, Section 1 (1) If, with intent to commit an offence to which this section applies, a person does an act which is more than merely preparatory to the commission of the offence, he is guilty of attempting to commit the offence. .... (2) A person may be guilty of attempting to commit an offence to which this section applies even though the facts are such that the commission of the offence is impossible. .... So, in theory, you would be guilty of attempted murder. However, I suspect that what would happen in practice is that the CPS would have a good laugh before deciding that prosecuting would serve no useful purpose. Colin Bignell |
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writes "Nightjar" wrote in message m... I agree that's the law, but suppose I decide to try to kill a person just by wishing them dead? I might have the intent to kill, but mere bad thoughts have never been known to work in the past. You reckon I could be convicted, even though it ought to be laughed out of court? A slight problem of proving the act in that case. However, if it could be proven that you did and that you genuinely believed it possible to kill in that way, you could probably be burned as a witch :-) It's an interesting question though; if you genuinely believe you can kill someone just by thinking it, and you tried as hard as you could to "think them dead" in front of witnesses, what would be the legal position? You intended to kill them, regardless of the reality of your "skills". My guess would be that you'd be sectioned instead of facing charges. Although you might say what you were thinking there is no proof that you actually were thinking what you said you were thinking. My guess is that the DPP would decide it was not in the public interest to mount a prosecution. -- bert |
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