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On 10/09/2012 15:28, harry wrote:
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Plenty of girls I hope

stuart noble wrote:
On 10/09/2012 15:28, harry wrote:
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Plenty of girls I hope

Siberian girls make Essex chavettes look like Kate Windsor


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lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me emails are
finally coming over then?

blinks.

Brian

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[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"Brian Gaff" , randomly hit the keyboard and
wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me emails are
finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?
--
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"If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this,
just how far from the pack have I strayed"?

Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"Brian Gaff" , randomly hit the keyboard and
wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me
emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was knelt on one
knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to marry me.

Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not answer at the time
did send me a text message 3 days later saying "yes".

--
Adam

In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"Brian Gaff" , randomly hit the keyboard and
wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me
emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was knelt on one
knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to marry me.

Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not answer at the time
did send me a text message 3 days later saying "yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .
--
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it's a ba-na-na . . . .

"harry" wrote in message
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This is wonderful!

In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"harry" wrote in message
...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...000-Siberians-
EU-passports-Latvia-changes-little-noticed-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

This is wonderful!

Yeah, even a complete tosser like you now has a chance to get your end
away


--
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On Sep 12, 1:06*am, geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor *Drivel
writes

"harry" wrote in message
....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...000-Siberians-
EU-passports-Latvia-changes-little-noticed-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

This is wonderful!

Yeah, even a complete tosser like you now has a chance to get your end
away

--
geoff

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

--
Adam

ARW wrote:
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.
Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

Italian men wear dark glasses to avoid that.


--
Ineptocracy

(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) €“ a system of government where the least capable to
lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

fred wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain
chimpanzee, "Brian Gaff" , randomly hit
the keyboard and wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me
emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was
knelt on one knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to
marry me. Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not answer
at
the time did send me a text message 3 days later saying "yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .

I wondered why one knee pad wore out faster than the other one.

Clearing out the other day I found a photo of the one that I actually
married. Here she is with her bridesmaid.

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/q...020/img205.jpg

--
Adam

"ARW" wrote in message ...

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers



All fruit is best plucked and enjoyed while young!

On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:45:23 +0100, ARW wrote:

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

Some of them stay OK....look at some of the actresses.



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On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:11:53 +0100, ARW wrote:

fred wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"Brian Gaff" , randomly hit the keyboard
and wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending me
emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was knelt
on one knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to marry me.
Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not answer at the
time did send me a text message 3 days later saying "yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .

I wondered why one knee pad wore out faster than the other one.

Clearing out the other day I found a photo of the one that I actually
married. Here she is with her bridesmaid.

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/q...020/img205.jpg

Did anyone else come to the wedding who wasn't from 'overseas'?

Mind, a friend of mine married a woman from Azerbaijan. He has emigrated
and now lives in Baku. It's a very long story.



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Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:45:23 +0100, ARW wrote:

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and
squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40
onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

Some of them stay OK....look at some of the actresses.

Silvio Berlusconi did:-)

--
Adam

On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:21:38 +0100, ARW wrote:

Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:45:23 +0100, ARW wrote:

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40
onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

Some of them stay OK....look at some of the actresses.

Silvio Berlusconi did:-)

Yes, but they were in their school plays.



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In message
,
harry writes
On Sep 12, 1:06*am, geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor *Drivel
writes

"harry" wrote in message
...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...000-Siberians-
EU-passports-Latvia-changes-little-noticed-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

This is wonderful!

Yeah, even a complete tosser like you now has a chance to get your end
away

--
geoff

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.


As I said, even you would be in with a chance then


Actually, as it happens, ...

Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl - she is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen, with a personality to match

Harry, you really do have to do something regarding your issues with
xenophobic stereotyping

--
geoff

In message , The Natural Philosopher
writes
Jules Richardson wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:41:38 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women? Some of them are very good
looking and only some are fat and squat. Mind you, many of them turn
into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.
Siberia, home of the time travel paradox.

You hope for this

http://www.viiphoto.com/pictures/Ana...iberian/AL-Sib
erian-07.jpg

but end up with:

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/88954...d_babushka.jpg

Are those Harry's testicles I see dangling in that bag?

--
geoff

On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:13:58 +0100, geoff wrote:
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/88954...d_babushka.jpg

Are those Harry's testicles I see dangling in that bag?

What, all five of them?

Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl - she is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen, with a personality to match


So that's why you never take a day off

On Monday, September 10, 2012 3:28:19 PM UTC+1, harry wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

I'm fascinated by the comment "Latvian ambassador ... said ... that around 100,000 of his nationals were in Britain, *including illegal workers*." (my emphasis).

What "illegal workers"? Latvian's are fully entitled to work here.

(I suppose hoping for accuracy from the Daily Fail is a trifle optimistic.)

On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:12:21 +0100, geoff wrote:
Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl

Bloody hell, that must be painful!

Jules Richardson wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:12:21 +0100, geoff wrote:
Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl

Bloody hell, that must be painful!



He's talking ****, as usual..:-)

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lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:11:53 +0100, ARW wrote:

fred wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain
chimpanzee, "Brian Gaff" , randomly
hit the keyboard and wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep
sending me emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was
knelt on one knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to
marry me. Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did
not answer at the time did send me a text message 3 days later
saying "yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .

I wondered why one knee pad wore out faster than the other one.

Clearing out the other day I found a photo of the one that I
actually married. Here she is with her bridesmaid.

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/q...020/img205.jpg

Did anyone else come to the wedding who wasn't from 'overseas'?

The maid of honour (Polish) and the brides employer (Indian),

The evening do was the best. All of the brides classmates at her English
course came. After about 12 pints my brother staggered over to the Japanese
couple and told them that the fisk tank contents were not part of the
buffet.

--
Adam

On Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:06:56 +0100, ARW wrote:

Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:11:53 +0100, ARW wrote:

fred wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain
chimpanzee, "Brian Gaff" , randomly
hit the keyboard and wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending
me emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was
knelt on one knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to
marry me. Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not
answer at the time did send me a text message 3 days later saying
"yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .

I wondered why one knee pad wore out faster than the other one.

Clearing out the other day I found a photo of the one that I actually
married. Here she is with her bridesmaid.

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/q...020/img205.jpg

Did anyone else come to the wedding who wasn't from 'overseas'?

The maid of honour (Polish) and the brides employer (Indian),

The evening do was the best. All of the brides classmates at her English
course came. After about 12 pints my brother staggered over to the
Japanese couple and told them that the fisk tank contents were not part
of the buffet.

That reminds me of something that happened to a friend of SWTNFI last
week.

She cleaned out a small fish tank as it was a bit murky due to the fish
poo, etc. It was easier to drain the water into a couple of old wine
bottles rather than move the tank. She forgot the bottles and left them
in the corner of the living room. One of her kids had a friend round (10
year old girl) and one bottle went missing, later to be found outside -
empty. Dilemma - should she tell her parents?

(this was in the USA, not here, not that it matters)



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In message , stuart noble
writes

Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl - she is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen, with a personality to match


So that's why you never take a day off


Yeah, stopped for a natter with her today


--
geoff

In message , Jules Richardson
writes
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:12:21 +0100, geoff wrote:
Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl

Bloody hell, that must be painful!

Very relieving ...

--
geoff

In article , Bob Eager
scribeth thus
On Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:06:56 +0100, ARW wrote:

Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:11:53 +0100, ARW wrote:

fred wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:34:33 +0100, a certain
chimpanzee, "Brian Gaff" , randomly
hit the keyboard and wrote:

So does this mean all those Russian ladies that keep sending
me emails are finally coming over then?

blinks.

How many have you promised to marry?

Russian women or just women in general?

I have made 6 marriage proposals (proper proposals whilst I was
knelt on one knee) but I have not yet asked a Russian woman to
marry me. Five of them said yes on the spot, the one that did not
answer at the time did send me a text message 3 days later saying
"yes".

And I thought you wore those gel filled knee pads for work . . .

I wondered why one knee pad wore out faster than the other one.

Clearing out the other day I found a photo of the one that I actually
married. Here she is with her bridesmaid.

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/q...020/img205.jpg

Did anyone else come to the wedding who wasn't from 'overseas'?

The maid of honour (Polish) and the brides employer (Indian),

The evening do was the best. All of the brides classmates at her English
course came. After about 12 pints my brother staggered over to the
Japanese couple and told them that the fisk tank contents were not part
of the buffet.

That reminds me of something that happened to a friend of


SWTNFI last

OK I give in translation required;!...



week.

She cleaned out a small fish tank as it was a bit murky due to the fish
poo, etc. It was easier to drain the water into a couple of old wine
bottles rather than move the tank. She forgot the bottles and left them
in the corner of the living room. One of her kids had a friend round (10
year old girl) and one bottle went missing, later to be found outside -
empty. Dilemma - should she tell her parents?


ISTR drinking from a stream full of sticklebacks many years ago with no
ill effects;!..


(this was in the USA, not here, not that it matters)




--
Tony Sayer

On 13/09/2012 22:51, tony sayer wrote:
SWTNFI last
OK I give in translation required;!...



She whom that none fairer is.

Or words to that effect.

Andy

In article , Andy Champ
scribeth thus
On 13/09/2012 22:51, tony sayer wrote:
SWTNFI last
OK I give in translation required;!...



She whom that none fairer is.

Or words to that effect.

Andy


I'm err, Enlightened...
--
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:52:02 +0100, Andy Champ wrote:

On 13/09/2012 22:51, tony sayer wrote:
SWTNFI last
OK I give in translation required;!...



She whom that none fairer is.

Or words to that effect.

She Who Than No Fairer Is

(I first saw it here...)




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"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"harry" wrote in message
...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...000-Siberians-
EU-passports-Latvia-changes-little-noticed-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

This is wonderful!

Yeah, even a complete tosser like you now has a chance to get your end
away

Maxie you are one. Always joshing. As you are a known expert at getting
your end away, can you give us all some advice?

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.
Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

An Irish friend spent time in Finland.

"Up to 20, sex bombs, after 30 spherical bombs, with a short fuse"

Finns are a little mad. Many woman are very tall.

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , The Natural Philosopher
writes
Jules Richardson wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:41:38 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women? Some of them are very good
looking and only some are fat and squat. Mind you, many of them turn
into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.
Siberia, home of the time travel paradox.

You hope for this

http://www.viiphoto.com/pictures/Ana...iberian/AL-Sib
erian-07.jpg

but end up with:

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/88954...d_babushka.jpg

Are those Harry's testicles I see dangling in that bag?

Maxie I am sure you know.

"ARW" wrote in message
...
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:24:09 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

They will be fat and ugly like eskimos.

Have you seen Latvian and Siberian women?
Some of them are very good looking and only some are fat and squat.

Mind you, many of them turn into their grandmothers from 40 onwards.

And what happens to the Italian beauty? Look at their mothers

The same with South Americans. Once over 30 they an obsession about eating.

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , stuart noble
writes

Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl - she is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen, with a personality to match


So that's why you never take a day off


Yeah, stopped for a natter with her today

Filthy old fat *******. Oh sorry Maxie. You were obviously stopped by her
and she made sexual advances upon you. Appalling for that to happen to you.

In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , stuart noble
writes

Every day I walk to work, I pass a latvian girl - she is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen, with a personality to match


So that's why you never take a day off


Yeah, stopped for a natter with her today

Filthy old fat *******. Oh sorry Maxie. You were obviously stopped by
her and she made sexual advances upon you. Appalling for that to happen
to you.
Isn't it time they put you back in your straitjacket and gave you your
meds?

Its long after your bedtime


--
geoff

In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"harry" wrote in message
...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...000-Siberians-
EU-passports-Latvia-changes-little-noticed-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

This is wonderful!

Yeah, even a complete tosser like you now has a chance to get your
end away

Maxie you are one. Always joshing. As you are a known expert at
getting your end away, can you give us all some advice?


Sorry, I don't believe that they give hand relief on the NHS


--
geoff