Here is the promised update.

The chicken cost a fiver, has fed 3 people and the ferking dog. Nobody could
tell the difference between the Aldi chicken and the Marks & Sparks chicken.
The dog was not questioned.

The chocolate ice lolly things are the same as Cadburys; or so Mrs Pounder
has informed me.
The biscuits are indistinguishable from any other brand of biscuits.
The fruit juice is as good as any I have ever drank.
I was not too keen on the 4.5% lager. 4 cans for less than 3 quid. It was
too sweet for me.

More updates to follow as and when.