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Is this the five minute argument?
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...
-- Skipweasel - never knowingly understood. |
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Is this the five minute argument?
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... **** off you stirring *******. -- Adam |
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Is this the five minute argument?
ARWadsworth wrote:
Skipweasel wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... **** off you stirring *******. Bugger, that was 9 minutes. Maybe mention a pikey next time to be sure. -- Adam |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:23:44 -0000, Skipweasel
wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... The cat says to the CFL: I know you are popular but you are not very bright. |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... Why the long face? |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... Ouch!. It was an iron bar.... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On 23/03/2011 18:51, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... Ouch!. It was an iron bar.... I'm a frayed knot |
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Is this the five minute argument?
In message , Skipweasel
writes A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... Did they have a heated illuminated debate about **** all ? -- geoff |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote:
Skipweasel wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time. Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all problems here. -- Residing on low ground in North Staffordshire |
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Is this the five minute argument?
Moonraker wrote:
On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote: Skipweasel wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time. Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all problems here. Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in WD40 followed by a match :0 -- Tim Watts |
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Is this the five minute argument?
Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in WD40 followed by a match :0 -- Tim Watts Change the order and you save a match! |
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Is this the five minute argument?
On 3/24/2011 1:06 PM, newshound wrote:
Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in WD40 followed by a match :0 -- Tim Watts Change the order and you save a match! And lose an angle grinder? |
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Is this the five minute argument?
In message , Tim Watts
wrote Moonraker wrote: On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote: Skipweasel wrote: A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar... The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time. Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all problems here. Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in WD40 followed by a match :0 How do you change the cat into a dog? Petrol, match and it goes woof. -- Alan news2009 {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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