In message , Tim Watts
wrote
Moonraker wrote:

On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman
didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time.

Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all
problems here.


Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse
for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in
WD40 followed by a match :0


How do you change the cat into a dog? Petrol, match and it goes woof.
--
Alan
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