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A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...


--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

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Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

**** off you stirring *******.
--
Adam

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ARWadsworth wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

**** off you stirring *******.

Bugger, that was 9 minutes.

Maybe mention a pikey next time to be sure.


--
Adam

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On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:23:44 -0000, Skipweasel
wrote:

A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

The cat says to the CFL: I know you are popular but you are not very
bright.

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On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

Why the long face?

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On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...



Ouch!. It was an iron bar....

--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

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On 23/03/2011 18:51, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/03/2011 18:23, Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...



Ouch!. It was an iron bar....

I'm a frayed knot

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In message , Skipweasel
writes
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...


Did they have a heated illuminated debate about **** all ?

--
geoff

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On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman
didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time.

Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all
problems here.

--
Residing on low ground in North Staffordshire

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Moonraker wrote:

On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman
didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time.

Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all
problems here.


Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse
for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in
WD40 followed by a match :0

--
Tim Watts

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Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the
worse
for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in
WD40 followed by a match :0

--
Tim Watts

Change the order and you save a match!

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On 3/24/2011 1:06 PM, newshound wrote:


Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the
worse
for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good
dowsing in
WD40 followed by a match :0

--
Tim Watts

Change the order and you save a match!

And lose an angle grinder?

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In message , Tim Watts
wrote
Moonraker wrote:

On 23/03/2011 20:17, Phil L wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
A cat, a combi-boiler and a CFL walk into a bar...

The cat said, 'meeow', the boiler said, 'hiss, gurgle', but the barman
didn't know who'd said what because the CFL was on at the time.

Whatever the question we all know what the answer is! It solves all
problems here.


Indeed and my attitude to all 3 objects is that they would be none the worse
for a bit of attention from an angle grinder followed by a good dowsing in
WD40 followed by a match :0


How do you change the cat into a dog? Petrol, match and it goes woof.
--
Alan
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