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Default Britians worst DIY'er

Any one see this tonight? What a load of rubbish.

Three inept DIY'ers were given a series of tasks to complete, one of which
was removing a sink.

One hapless victim sawed into a copper pipe to find the stopcock wasn't
turned off, water gushed everywhere. The heroic & manly presenter removed
his jacket & stepped in to save the day.

He finished cutting the pipe remarkably quickly and said to the victim "in
my jacket pocket you will find two white plastic caps".

These turned out to be push fit stop ends, one of which he rammed onto the
heavily painted copper pipe - and whacked down with a hammer! The leak
miraculously stopped.

I wonder how many takes they did?


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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk




 
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