The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...
The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock
open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.


....and you just sat back and watched. Typical.

"Ian" wrote in message
...

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...
The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock
open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.


...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.



Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.

Arthur

On Aug 31, 9:08*am, "Arthur2" wrote:
"Ian" wrote in message

...and you just sat back and watched. *Typical.

Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.


....and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.

In article , Ian
scribeth thus

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...
The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock
open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.


...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.



Wouldn't have made a lot of difference if it were reported to the
"hi-tech" Cambridge boys in blue........



http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn%5....asp?ID=344613
--
Tony Sayer

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Arthur2"
saying something like:

...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.



Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.

Priorities, lad.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

mike wrote:
On Aug 31, 9:08 am, "Arthur2" wrote:
"Ian" wrote in message

...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.

Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.


...and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.

Their neighbours were busy helping themselves to Arthurs bathroom suite,
some power tools and electric sockets & the copper piping under the sink...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Ian
scribeth thus

"Arthur2" wrote in message
.. .
The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock
open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.


...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.



Wouldn't have made a lot of difference if it were reported to the
"hi-tech" Cambridge boys in blue........


Still covering themselves in Wode down there are they??
Brad

"mike" wrote in message
...
On Aug 31, 9:08 am, "Arthur2" wrote:
"Ian" wrote in message

...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.

Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.


....and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.


lmao.

I dare say they would have but a couple days previous, I ate their eyes with
butter beans
and brown ale.

Arthur

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...

"mike" wrote in message
...
On Aug 31, 9:08 am, "Arthur2" wrote:
"Ian" wrote in message

...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.

Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.


...and their neighbours just sat back and watched. Typical.


lmao.

I dare say they would have but a couple days previous, I ate their eyes
with butter beans
and brown ale.

Arthur

Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale !!!!

In article ,
Arthur2 wrote:
I dare say they would have but a couple days previous, I ate their eyes
with butter beans and brown ale.

Yuk. Brown ale.

--
*Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:08:02 +0100, BRAD wrote:

"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Ian
scribeth thus

"Arthur2" wrote in message
. ..
The house next to me changed hands a couple of years ago
and has been empty while the owners have slowly renovated it.
They had uninvited visitors last week who helped themselves to
the bathroom suite, some power tools and electric sockets (mounted).
They also took the copper piping under the sink and left the stop cock
open.
They gained entry by wrecking the patio doors.



Arthur.


...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.



Wouldn't have made a lot of difference if it were reported to the
"hi-tech" Cambridge boys in blue........


Still covering themselves in Wode down there are they??
^^^^

(sigh) Woad.

On 31 Aug, 13:49, "BRAD" wrote:
"Arthur2" wrote in message

...





"mike" wrote in message
....
On Aug 31, 9:08 am, "Arthur2" wrote:
"Ian" wrote in message

...and you just sat back and watched. Typical.

Didn't hear anything...I was busy butchering a family of 6 across the
street.

...and their neighbours just sat back and watched. *Typical.

lmao.

I dare say they would have but a couple days previous, I ate their eyes
with butter beans
and brown ale.

Arthur

Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale *!!!!

"Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale !!!!", says Brad with his gob
full of jellied eels.
{shudder}

Arthur

Arthur 51 wrote:

"Yeww, how northern ..... brown ale !!!!", says Brad with his gob
full of jellied eels.
{shudder}

Arthur

Deep fried pig skin.

AKA pork scratchings.

(this could go on...)

Andy